Sugar and syrup

[michael garrett]

A few others need to be too. No one is perfect and we all screw up at times but some, it seems, are here for the sole purpose of raising crap.

and the smelley old fart has raised more crap than anyone else

 

[Happytoast]

I was all done posting that I am convinced the phone numbers of (780) 566-5027 and (587) 920-1XXX belongs to Massage Maestro. I believe I had proven my point beyond any reasonable doubt, but I get dragged back in to defend my Postings. I just posted my opinion and I leave it up to the other readers to decide for themselves if my deductions were correct. I am now also certain (my opinion) that Kelly is correct in stating that Rubmegood is also Massage Maestro, as Rubmegood tried to deflect attention away from this subject by posting "Can we get back to reviewing?"
What false information did I post? All I posted was that I believe Kelly's and Sunny's postings on Kijiji about Massage Maestro is absolutely correct.
Massage Maestro posted above "Hey give me some bloody credit, mate. As soon as "Steve" deleted his posts...so did I." I interpret it as him saying is if I delete my posts, he will delete his posts about me. Does this not reinforce my theory?

Since you are such a Sherlock, I guess you won’t mind if I write a false review about Kelly since I’ve never seen her. You must also believe that we are all the same persons “correct”, since that is what she states. Try the escape rooms, and tell them not to let you out unless you solve the clues.
My advice to you is “take your hand out off the naked mans pocket” you are obviously blinded.

 

[Rubmegood]

but some, it seems, are here for the sole purpose of raising crap.

Holy revelation, Batman! You figured it out!

 

[Rubmegood]

YAAAAAWWNN! MM, most of us are over this episode of "As the World Turns" and tired of the theatrics. Can we get back to reviewing? I THINK that's why this forum was created. H'mm- I can't remember...

I guess that's a resounding "NO". We prefer to keep bashing back and forth over nonsense.

 

[Old Fart]

I won't waste my time arguing with a stupid idiot like you Old Fart. Your childish behaviour of calling me a Ponoka escapee just because you are too stupid to see all the facts that I posted proves what a dumbass idiot you are. You are the one with mental issues and should have been locked up in Ponoka a long time ago. Maybe you are the escapee. Good Bye and Good Riddance you Stupid Idiotic Lunatic Old Fart.

You are hilarious my friend. I was not "calling" anyone anything. Just stating my opinion, which as you so eloquently pointed out, I am entitled to, as you are your's.
You are the one resorting to childish name calling. Of course you can't argue. You'd be contradicting yourself LOL. You and your like minded buddies are just too funny.
I do credit you for one thing though. You did succeed in proving one theory.
Another one to block !!!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Your list of names is not the same person, and that is not my number. Why don't you actually read what all of us individually say?Or are you just delusional?

Had I not put a negative review on here, I wouldn't even be on your list.

If you keep this up, I'm going to book an appointment with you...just to prove you wrong.

Learn to take criticism, or go somewhere where there is none. Even "polite" Canadians will still criticise poor service.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

And yes....I'm putting her on ignore again.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

And Kelly; you need to take two of my "online names" off the list: my Explorer Forever personality got mad at me and left (apparently I fart too much), and Bambam returned to Bedrock to be with his daddy: Barney.

I'm down to just five personalities/ "online names"

 

[Old Fart]

According to Steve Wonder (before I added him to my ignore list), he with his grand total of 5 posts (2 or 3 of which were on this thread) he has it all figured out now and the fact you are arguing posting the number PROVES BEYOND DOUBT that it must be your number lol.
I guess he cannot figure out that he should not be posting personal info on here whether or not it is your's because some poor innocent schmuck out there could get in trouble with his wife/GF/family/friends/co-workers...
And I am the stupid idiotic lunatic hahahaha. Should tell him the jokes are in a different section of this board. He is probably the one with numerous handles just so he can get someone else other than his idiot friend to agree with him. Hilarious !!!

With the addition of the mountain climber to my ignore list, I have more ignores than you have personalities Mister Happy Rub Me Maestro Bam.

 

[bigbill]

I'm retired and I don't have the time to keep up with all this nonsense.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

[QUOTE="Old Fart, post: 1102143, member:

With the addition of the mountain climber to my ignore list, I have more ignores than you have personalities Mister Happy Rub Me Maestro Bam.[/QUOTE]

Mountain Climber is just New to This (the banned Kelly/or Kelly's boyfriend) I can tell by the grammar structure, (Or lack thereof).

She/he wanted to make sure I saw the ad.

I was actually trying to take a break from Massage Planet. Barely lasted a few days, when a p.m. arrived in my email telling me about this Kijiji ad.

Just ignore all these Kelly/Kelly's Boyfriend psycho babblings...whatever online name she/he creates.

My guess is that the owner of Samba broke off their arrangement and the boyfriend is pissed off about it. On one hand: she should have said she didn't want reviews up front. On the other hand: there is always someone that can't respect this anyways.

She had more positive reviews than negative....so it's too bad it came to this.

But perhaps she should take responsibility for her own situation: eventually the Samba owner was going to find about her Comfort days and draw obvious conclusions.

So from here on in: could we just put her on ignore and continue with our "friendly" reviews and comedic banter.

 

[Rubmegood]

Explorer Forever personality died of an std

 

[Old Fart]

So from here on in: could we just put her on ignore and continue with our "friendly" reviews and comedic banter.

Agreed and already did that. That why I was saying I had so many on the ignore list.

 

[explorerforever]

Not yet, waiting for you to get an std in Xiaoping...

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Not yet, waiting for you to get an std in Xiaoping...

Well according to Kelly/Her Boyfriend, if he got one, so would you and I at the exact same time.

Apparently I was offended by something I said...hey New to This.?

 

[Johny2228]

Don't care of any fallout if I write a negative review.Nobody should expect a good review with poor service and attitude.They have threaten to expose me (with their friends) and I am still waiting.Even offered to meet alone (with their friends) and nothing has happened.This is from a movie"Do you feel lucky" .Lets meet up ---to the people who makes threats

 

[climb mountain 67]

MASSAGE MAESTRO, you are so funny, you always talking to yourself ( using your those ID).
Why are you so angry and argue?if 780 566 5027 is not you.
By the way, how do you explain to your those women? are you crying? Or are you sorry kneel down? Do they believe your explanation? Do they forgive you? Poor loser.
Several men have their own spa in Edmonton, Massage MAESTRO is one of them, they used a lot of different online names posted reviews, actually just a few guys, the purpose is for their business and the site's high click rate then they earn some advertising fee.
It doesn't matter if the English is not good, but it is enough to tell everyone the truth.
I don't want to waste my time, this site is boring, Good bye.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Johnny...this thread has played itself out. Let's move on, shall we?

If it wasn't your number posted on Kijiji, just put these newly created handles on ignore and keep our reviews and discussions moving forward.

That's what our Rub Me Maestro self would want...and I think those two parts of us are right.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

but I get dragged back in to defend my Postings.

Nobody dragged you into anything. Your the one who thinks you know who I am, and can't be convinced otherwise.

Yet...you had to get back on here and convince the newer people: that your nonsense makes sense. This is a forum for reviews. You didn't like a certain negative review(s) and....it really sounds like she is your favorite masseuse, and you put these nonsense ideas in her head.

Sounds more like you have a grudge against me personally and you are making sure you drag me down.

So...its because of that: I'm the one getting dragged into something.

....And now that I've finished being dragged into my favorite soul singer's b.s., I will put him back on ignore.

DAMN....I really thought he was a nice guy.
(Don't believe what you see on tv, I guess)

I'm still listening to his music...its just too awesome!!