Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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The reason Lucy has such ageless and perfect skin is due to years of repeated and judicious exposure to freshly squeezed human ejaculate.
Applied piping hot, there's no better toner.
And according to a reputable local survey, Lucy is believed to have extracted enough fresh bull's milk to overfill the Saanich Commonwealth pool. (when they have the wave machine turned on)
Ask anybody.
That's why Island Farms Dairy tried to put her on contract. She's a legend.
Applied piping hot, there's no better toner.
And according to a reputable local survey, Lucy is believed to have extracted enough fresh bull's milk to overfill the Saanich Commonwealth pool. (when they have the wave machine turned on)
Ask anybody.
That's why Island Farms Dairy tried to put her on contract. She's a legend.