The Zona Blue Parrot:

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Have to relate a story recently as I had some friends in from the states and I took them down to Zona Blue. I being the married man that I am would never cheat on my wife. (PHUCKING BITCH :evil: ) but took the guys down there..

Anyway they are getting to know a couple of the ladies when all of a sudden they here loud passionate sounds of sex coming from one of the rooms. Well my friend say's whoever that is I want her... Eddie busts a gut laughing and explains its the Zona Blue Parrot making those noises. After a year of listenting to the sounds of pleasure the parrot has adopted the sounds of sexual bliss... We all got a good laugh....

I'm going to start worrying if the parrot starts chirping RICO...

Anyone else hear the parrot?
 


I heard something, but was pretty sure it was Hand-Solo screaming "Get your finger out of there!"

CRT Gourmet, you always speak so highly of your wife, she must be a wonderful companion. From your loving comments I can only assume she is a Gringa?
 


YES PACO... She is a gringa.. and if the price of divorcing her wasn't me living under a card board box sharing space with Dear old Circus, then She would be outta here.. Tat might be a better alternative.


for now All I can wish for well.. I won't go that far.... (BITCH :evil: )
 


CRT:
Two years ago a friend was talking the same way about his anchor.
He told his wife to design a new house, he provided the architect.
They sold the old house, moved into a apartment.
He went to Vegas to "gamble", the money disappeared, and he got divorced.
He came out pretty well by selling things in preparation for building the new house.
 


Seventy years ago,"Murder Inc." would solve divorce problems for $500. Everything was so much simpler back then. Put em' out of their misery.
 
parrots

There was one in a hotel in Liberia that always said, "Open the cage!" After people started to laugh, it would laugh back at them.

Flocks of them can be downright noisy in the morning.
 


Scubabum said:
Seventy years ago,"Murder Inc." would solve divorce problems for $500. Everything was so much simpler back then. Put em' out of their misery.


Scuba...................nothing has changed , but the cost.
 


CRT Gourmet - The reason divorces are sooo expensive is because...
They're phucking WORTH IT!!! Life can be good when you get your Get Out of Jail Free card back again.
 


Correctamundo! Freedom in a one bedroom apartment is far superior to imprisonment in a 5BR house.

I'm as happy as I've ever been. You don't need all that stuff. Be happy dude. Just do right by everyone and it's all cool.
 
divorce

For about five months I have been humping a 26-year old gringa law school student who works as a legal clerk for a "family law" practice... Family law is the politically correct term for a firm run by two anally retentive white broads that have been burned one to many times by one of us pricks. I'm slowly learning the ins and out of Ch*ld support laws, max payments, and no-falult divorce regulations. The complicated part of it all is that every state has different laws and codes.

We have had a number of heated debates after I expressed my view that marriage only benifits a woman and her offspring. Unfortunately my attempts to get her to dump me have been failing miserably.

Perhaps I should show her some of my pictures from my last trip to Costa Rica? She thought I was visiting a friend in Texas.
 


Coxslinger,
it is your duty on all our behalf to continue screwing this "anally retentive white broad" while her firm is screwing men over right and left. And I hope you give her some greek medicine and spank her ass good before you dump her... :twisted:
 


She is a gringa.. and if the price of divorcing her wasn't me living under a card board box sharing space with Dear old Circus, then She would be outta here

Sorry to hear that CRT. But you are currently living in Costa Rica right?

Dildo Man
 
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