Things your Dog or Cat do that make you smile

[k0kizzle]

I only have a fish, doesn't do a thing but swim around, eat and shit. :grrrrrr:

 

[sbinlb]

My office is in the upstairs of my house, and I use a table instead of a desk so that my dog can keep my feet warm.
Anyhow - I leave dog biscuits in the boxes on the floor so that he can have one whenever he wants one. He runs down the stairs, grabs ONE biscuit comes back into my office eats it, goes back downstairs to get another.....until I tell him that he has had enough.

 

[Andrew K]

Dogs, why I ask you?

You walk them and you have to pick up their shit, who is really in charge?

You let them outside for a whiz and they come back and lay on the couch without wiping their dicks, then you lay your head on the couch that has dog pee on it, who is really in charge?

They lick another dogs ass then lick you, do you really believe the dog is kissing you or mocking you?

I have a cocker spaniel at the moment but he's different, he's not really a dog.

 

[Eplus]

My Border Collie does a few things. If we are arguing he will bring his ball to us and keeps dropping it
over and over again, so we try not to argue in front of him because it upsets him.

If I am crying in pain he comes up to me and lays his head on my shoulder and that helps me smile.
He loves sneaking up on the bed at night. He starts at the bottom with his head on the bed to see if Brash is asleep, then his front paws, if Brash has not said anything he slowly crawls up between us takes his paws and push Brash over so he has a space. Brash always moves which makes me laugh, then I snuggle my little 45 lb furry baby.::

 

[Johanna]

Well my two cockatiels both do something I find amusing...and a wee bit frustrating. They both masturbate.

Hugo's (male) choice of rubbing material is a plastic chain on their play gym. He'll pull it into position and just start grinding away...In the front window at that. He'll do it 3-4 times a day.

Chuck (female) isn't quite as active, but even more comical. Her sex toy is a small stuffed tiger on the back of the couch. She starts by romancing it, then mounting it. Now the comedy is with it being on the back of the couch, it's balanced up there and not terribly stable. On more than one occasion has a stuffed tiger and horny tiel come tumbling down onto the couch.

The frustrating part is they're masturbating more than I am, and they seem to be enjoying it more the I do.

 

[HealthWise]

Mrs. CG's pussy (the furry one...:tongue likes to sit on my monitor while I'm on my computer...

 

[oops]

dude, that CRT monitor is so 1980's lol......get yerself a nice flat panel, you'll never turn back!

Last night my cat woke me up at 4 am with all kinds of ruckus. In my half asleep drug induced coma I said "did you get it" ....I got a muffled mrrrwww response.

So I turned on the light and sure enuff, he's got a mouse....he let's it go, chases it down, pulls it out into the middle of the floor, let's it go again......I waited until it was either dead or exhausted before picking it up and tossing it out the door. Then he followed me around asking for the damn thing...so I found his wind up mouse and let him terrorize that for a while.

This is good because the last one I found under the stove, the little bastard did the same thing: pulled it out into the middle of the floor and let it go...but that one got away.

 

[JWR]

But then Gracie wouldn't have anywhere to lay around! LOL

I hear you and when this one dies, no question... but its a 21" monitor I bought for steal of a deal... and it still works great, so why replace it? :???:

 

[Another Censored Enigma]

I'd check to see how much $$$ you're spending powering it up....that heat gracie is enjoying is waste energy......LCDs and LED/LCDs are so much more energy efficient now I bet it would pay for itself in less than a year in energy savings.....

The only hazard is the new monitors are all wide screen so you have to go a bit bigger to get the same vertical area......

 

[katelin]

I know and he's always on my ass about living in the past because I like a little hair on my pussies.

Big Sigh!

 

[reitakitty]

LOL ZING....one point for Bosco.......

 

[Erika (lovesyew)]

OK... ya got me... but (there's always a butt isn't there...) When I got the monitor- it WAS energy star compliant and shuts itself off etc as well... so meh...

I'll replace it when it dies... just don't see the logic in replacing a perfectly good monitor...

Oh and Bosco... this doesn't mean I'm gonna start liking hairy pussy either! :na:

 

[EatinHorsePoop]

LOl that's too funny oddball.

I have a stray that comes over once in a while to visit and he sits by my patio door until I let him in. The other day I was out and drove up in the truck and he was on the deck.

He was meowing to get to me but the snow is about 2 feet deep so he hopped from one of my deep foot prints to the other to get to me. It was fricken funny cuz he'd almost totally disappear down one hole, then pop up and into the next.....

 

[Obastro]

I let my dogs out this morning while I had a smoke. Our back yard is a sheet of ice. The girl dog goes to have her morning BM....the whoooops....she slips! I laughed loud enough to wake up the neighbors! Afterwards I thanked god that she didn't slip and fall INTO her pile. Boy did I need that...funny how dogs do stuff like that at the right time to make us happy.

 

[AFKnight]

LOL now that funny there PrimO........or is it Prim0? lol.....

There's a video on the weather network of a mutt going nuts in the snow, it's hilarious. If I can dig it up I'll post it....