This hobby wasn’t made for guys like us

[Can't_Get_Right]

Interesting post. Most women talk about how big they want it (without mercy), and they even compete with each other to see which of them was able to get the boyfriend with the biggest dick. But where the poster is right, is that they just get bragging rights. They prefer average for all other reasons. Easy for oral. Easy for sex. And the avg size guy "works" harder to make love. So in the end, the women whose bf has the biggest dick is just bragging rights. It's the "biggest dick" that gets them the most miserable divorce.

And how ironic that the woman who gets the biggest dick also gets big in ways that make her unattractive. I love it that 2 women knocked me for being average. Love it. Fifteen years later? I drive the Alfa Romeo. I own $60,000 worth of luxury watches. I vacation in Europe 15 weeks in total every single calendar year. And all the women I meet WANT me so very, very bad. I tell them to go find their big, gigantic dick. Not really, But you get what I'm saying.

Alfa Romeo is a shit car. They only think it's good in North America - as a matter of fact, a vehicle is a liability, not an investment, so who gives a fuck what you drive. Owning $60,000 in watches - shows you don't know a thing about investing. Since there's a high probability of another recessesion in the next 12-24 months, I'll give you a tip, if you have any stock, just cash out now, and forget about gold, it's too late ;-)

 

[Deyannis]

Alfa Romeo is a shit car. They only think it's good in North America - as a matter of fact, a vehicle is a liability, not an investment, so who gives a fuck what you drive. Owning $60,000 in watches - shows you don't know a thing about investing. Since there's a high probability of another recessesion in the next 12-24 months, I'll give you a tip, if you have any stock, just cash out now, and forget about gold, it's too late ;-)

Clearly, if what I'm telling about my passion for luxury watches is true, and my 15 week vacation time, it means I've done more than a few things right with my finances. Btw, they've been calling for this recession since 2015. I suppose if you call for it every time there is a yield curve inversion, you're bound to be right eventually.

 

[Deyannis]

"When you clean out the dwelling chambers of a relative who has died, it becomes bracingly clear that 95% of the physical items you accumulate over a lifetime—the things you obsess-over, maintain, iron, oil, and/or dust—are meaningless to anyone else. Worthless. Nothing anybody wants. Clothing—except for maybe that novelty necktie with the burlesque dancers on it—goes immediately into the trash. Whole libraries of books, after a cursory picking over (if you are even fortunate enough to have relatives who read), will go straight to Half Price Books. Sentimental do-dads, trinkets, and trophies might be regarded for a moment as puzzling oddities—like religious paraphernalia from a faith no longer practiced—before they too are placed in the garbage.

But watches are an exception. They almost always land in the 5% of possessions that get kept by survivors. You have to look for a reason to throw a watch away, as opposed to a reason to retain it."

And this:

"Yet despite their ever-increasing capabilities, phones remain disposable. Every few years (or even annually), the owner throws it in the trash and gets a new one. No phone, however smart, is passed from father to son. The rise of technology has not brought the rise of physical permanence. If anything, the world is more disposable."

THAT'S WHY!

 

[snoopdoggie]

Alfa Romeo is a shit car. They only think it's good in North America - as a matter of fact, a vehicle is a liability, not an investment, so who gives a fuck what you drive. Owning $60,000 in watches - shows you don't know a thing about investing. Since there's a high probability of another recessesion in the next 12-24 months, I'll give you a tip, if you have any stock, just cash out now, and forget about gold, it's too late ;-)

It's obvious you don't know a thing about cars. Who do you think you are? Mary Barra?

 

[admin]

I had Alfa 33 back in the day, great car...when it ran.
Pain in the ass the rest of the time.

 

[Can't_Get_Right]

"When you clean out the dwelling chambers of a relative who has died, it becomes bracingly clear that 95% of the physical items you accumulate over a lifetime—the things you obsess-over, maintain, iron, oil, and/or dust—are meaningless to anyone else. Worthless. Nothing anybody wants. Clothing—except for maybe that novelty necktie with the burlesque dancers on it—goes immediately into the trash. Whole libraries of books, after a cursory picking over (if you are even fortunate enough to have relatives who read), will go straight to Half Price Books. Sentimental do-dads, trinkets, and trophies might be regarded for a moment as puzzling oddities—like religious paraphernalia from a faith no longer practiced—before they too are placed in the garbage.

But watches are an exception. They almost always land in the 5% of possessions that get kept by survivors. You have to look for a reason to throw a watch away, as opposed to a reason to retain it."

And this:

"Yet despite their ever-increasing capabilities, phones remain disposable. Every few years (or even annually), the owner throws it in the trash and gets a new one. No phone, however smart, is passed from father to son. The rise of technology has not brought the rise of physical permanence. If anything, the world is more disposable."

THAT'S WHY!

I bet you work for The Watchtower, here promoting the end of times.

 

[luvnewpussy]

Looks help ..there the only criteria

 

[therealcole]

Alfa Romeo is a shit car. They only think it's good in North America - as a matter of fact, a vehicle is a liability, not an investment, so who gives a fuck what you drive. Owning $60,000 in watches - shows you don't know a thing about investing. Since there's a high probability of another recessesion in the next 12-24 months, I'll give you a tip, if you have any stock, just cash out now, and forget about gold, it's too late ;-)

Shows what you know about investing. Should we call you Mr. Hedge Fund. tell us how you use short selling to make all your money. I guess for you it is all about DCA. LOL you know less then you think that you do.

 

[Barney_B]

What do they say when a guy drive ups in an exotic car? Small cock. Ironic given that this thread was about large hammers.

 

[Deyannis]

What do they say when a guy drive ups in an exotic car? Small cock. Ironic given that this thread was about large hammers.

Quite the opposite. They say that out of penis envy. And envy in general. Shedenfrauda.

 

[therealcole]

What do they say when a guy drive ups in an exotic car? Small cock. Ironic given that this thread was about large hammers.

Money and power gets you access to things that you can only imagine. Look at what that dumb ass Trump got. Nuff said.

 

[Barney_B]

Quite the opposite. They say that out of penis envy. And envy in general. Shedenfrauda.

Of course, I am envious.

 

[Barney_B]

Money and power gets you access to things that you can only imagine. Look at what that dumb ass Trump got. Nuff said.

What? I thought it was Donald's great looks and compassionate personality that bagged Melania.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I had Alfa 33 back in the day, great car...when it ran.
Pain in the ass the rest of the time.

What year was it?

 

[snoopdoggie]

What? I thought it was Donald's great looks and compassionate personality that bagged Melania.

No, I think he just got her drunk most of the time.

 

[admin]

What year was it?

it was 1990 , got it second hand.

Italian cars have soul, but nobody builds cars better than Germans...IMO

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

This thread is so fucking funny.
We have one guy telling us he has a big dick and can't get laid and another telling us he has a ton of money and every woman wants him.

LOL

 

[snoopdoggie]

it was 1990 , got it second hand.

Italian cars have soul, but nobody builds cars better than Germans...IMO

The 33 was the family type car. You should try the spider convertible. Fun to drive.

 

[admin]

The 33 was the family type car. You should try the spider convertible. Fun to drive.

nothing comes close to the way my current car drives... complete equilibrium of power, comfort and control achieved. done searching

 

[johnbuyba]

nothing comes close to the way my current car drives... complete equilibrium of power, comfort and control achieved. done searching

and what might that be.. german? i do appreciate german engineering. considering a tesla though in the near future