This or That?

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What the hell!! I leave you guys alone for a bit and look at the ugly turn this thread takes!!

KNEES TO THE GROIN AMPUTATION, ANAL PROBES!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO BJ OR FS:neutral:



ok I guess colon cause I think ur doped up for that one, and the other they just hold ur winnie and say dont move...

Cuddle or roll over

1. (tries to redirect thread to a happy place)

 

[farshad]

Cuddle because the way this thread is going I will end up with a tube up my ass if I roll over!:grrrrrr:

Big Mac or a Whopper? :gasp:

 

[Pompal 09.]

Big Mac

You see someone at the mall drop a $20 on the ground.

Take it or let them know?

 

[White House Watching]

Let them know.

Peer down a shirt or peek up a skirt?

 

[Shawn M]

Let them know.

Dont need the bad karma

However.

:666:

You find a bank bag with 1000 in it.

Take it or turn it in.

 

[Dr.Lief]

ooops damn

down a shirt...who can resist???

OK so

You find a bank deposit bag with 1000 in it

Keep it or turn it in?

 

[lil g]

Just 1000? :tongue:
I'd give it to someone else who needs it, or buy something for someone else... anonymously

Slap on the face or smack on the ass?

 

[Client_u]

Keep half and return the rest telling them I had to chase the prick and managed to recoup half.


2 tellers free up at the bank do you go to the

sexy hot flaky one or the old reliable one.

 

[clove1971]

oooops sorry smack on the ass I LIKE THAT!

Ok hot flaky teller or old reliable one

 

[DelightfulDevilishDreams]

Hot flaky (so I can look down her shirt obviously) and nod hi to the reliable one.(just tieing it all together)

Having lunch at a busy place the cute waitress messes up your order, send it back or grin and bear it?

 

[the_super_pessimist]

Send it back

At your bachelor party you are offered a last screw as a single man do you take it or not?

 

[livelifesmiling]

Why not

You woman sleeps around or not??

 

[Me.]

Not......I have too much self respect for that......

Bank bag: I'd keep it. Banks take enuff from me why not a little payback?

SLap in the ass

Cuddle until she falls asleep then roll over

Cute Waitress: depends on what the screw up is, wrong food? Send it back, wrong salad dressing? eat it.

Bank Teller: cute one of course.

Down the SHirt, looking up a skirt it's usually too dark to see anything and if she's got granny panties on, you've wasted your time.....

Nipples: small sensitive little pink ones with quarter sized aereolas or big brown italian mama dinner plate sized ones?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Dude you are picking and choosing and not following the previous posts.

Come one play nice and be like everyone else.

 

[The Lemur]

I thought I hit them all? Didn't mean to pick and choose.

Ok, I'll be like everyone else and start repeating again:

Cable or satellite?

(btw, you didn't answer my nipples question)

 

[vatsal]

Actually I did

Neither is for me but if you wish to have a nipple ring or belly ring that is your choice.

As for the cable or satellite who cares.

 

[NeoNerd]

Les Miserables or Phantom of the Opera

 

[Zane]

Phantom but the screen version


Cats or Phantom??

 

[janechz9]

Cats

Cats or Evita

 

[Jakob]

Cats


SPs or a wife?