TJ Hairy Bush Erradication Drive

[SillyRabit]

Its nice to have a goal in life. I wonder if the TJ cops would consider carrying a Gillette a weapon??? Where do I send my money and do I
get a cool Button??

 

[Ambu]

Gents the day has come when we mut band together against our common enemy HAIRY BUSH. I feel it is best to attack the problem head on right up the middle(okay that pun WAS intended). I am proposing that every man among us Grab his Mach Three and a spare blade next time he heads south (No pun intended). Each of you must help take care of the bush problem... I personally love to shave a nice bush down to putting green or even better nothing.
There may be some resistance from some hippie types or other bush lovers. But we will crush them with our sheer numbers. Be ever vigilant on your watch for members of STBF (Save The Bush Foundation).
Maybee we can get Gillette (sp?) to sponsor our bush eradication drive. But it all starts with spreading the word. So I beg you help with project B.E.D.
For just $5 a month you could help teach one of these lovely ladies a little somthing about personal hygene. Remember every bush helps. If this does'nt work I'm not above offering a bounty on clam beards...ROFL