1) to the op: I agree, kudos to the gf for not putting up with that. The wife definitely has some psychosis
2) That thing about having to put the toilet seat down to prevent fecal matter from spraying is a crock, mythbusters did a segment on it and there was 0 difference with the lid up or down. (put it this way, with the seat down, they put a brand new toothbrush in a cup 5' away and found fecal matter on it.....
3) Splatter: you guys wouldn't have this problem if you go more n once a day lol.....
Personally I always put the seat down even in my place. But any woman who has an issue with the seat being up, ought to see a shrink because the toilet is designed for the seat to go up, and down, and if they can't deal with it, they should either glue the thing down, or get their own toilet.
This reminds me of an ex who got up in the middle of the night to have a whiz, plopped down and got a cold porcelain ass.....she flipped out on me (waking me up to do so) and i just smilled as she ranted and raved at me.....when she paused I asked "are you done"??? "yeah why"? ".....because, you were the last one to use the toilet"......fuck that made her madder......
You see, after peeing she had an odd habit of spitting into the toilet afterwards.....and she'd lift the toilet to do it......
That was the day err night i learned that if a woman thinks you deserve to get shit for something, doesn't matter whether you are at fault or not, you're gonna get shit......(which also reminds me of an ex who got pissed at me for something i did in her dream......)