Visiting an AMP, worried about wife...

[C.I.O]

I want to visit an AMP, but my wife's mother is Korean and has a large circle of friends in the city. I know my question is idiotic and I may be a scumbag, but I'd like an opinion of the likeliness of me being caught. And I know if I am being apprehensive then I should probably not go. But opinions are welcome.

 

[__sanja_____]

based on your post, and my extensive research on this very subject, you run about a 23% (give or take a couple of points) chance of getting caught.

hope that helps.

JPdM

 

[refinej721]

The Korean community in Dallas is not particularly large and since most of the ladies come from somewhere else, I'd put your chances in the range of 11.54%.

Go for it.

 

[Naomi C]

I don't think the Chinese and Korean circles intermix much so try a place with Chinese, Japanese or Thai girls and your odds will be less than 5%. The odds also get better if you leave no paper trail or phone records, plus traveling to another city also helps. HUrst is booming right now and it's not to far from Dallas.

 

[Mintee]

But you stand a 34.6% chance of her finding out your an massageplanet member and reading your posts.

 

[Pompal 09.]

There is a very old saying " Don't Shit Where You Eat" I am not very good with perceneforum.xxxes, however I feel Houston may be a safe haven for you. I'll give it a 50% chance.

 

[Graigorax]

Close to nil . . . unless your mother-in-law likes to give happy endings.

 

[sarahG]

I guess we all need to be careful there, no bookmarks or auto passwords!

 

[Tiia]

You might consider avoiding the AMPs on Emerald, to minimize your chances. They are located in an Asian "cultural area".

 

[Rammie]

Ask yourself is it worth the risk getting asian ass when u have it at home.
NEVER STICK YOUR FINGER WHERE U WOULDN'T STICK YOUR NOSE

 

[Ella U]

Wait a minute there dwl, he said his wife's mother is Korean, he never told us what nationality his wife is.



So jabby, what nationality is your wife??

Who knows, you may not have any problem at all.

K.

 

[JoHannes(2)]

Poor guy.


T.

 

[Monkey Cheese]

This is a review forum. Time to let it go.

Torito

 

[bjb123]

Based on my longitudinal study and the correlation of a small Korean community in Dallas and Americans married to them, there is a high probability of you ass getting caught.

 

[Durli]

i see nothing that sami did wrong on here. i know she's not asian, but she didn't go the HEY COME SEE ME type of post. i thought she gave some good advice...worded so that it, to me anyways, wasn't an ad at all. just joining into the reindeer games.

 

[MCorporalAdams]

You guys are making my head hurt on this one (the big head).

TG

 

[gino8xx]

+1


Can you quantify that? >73.458%?

 

[BJ Freeman]

I think she might not be able appreciate our sense of humor here.

We don't have nearly enough drama or controversy around here. So when even a little bit of it rears its head, I'll be one of the first five to pile on. Lol

 

[Jal]

Maybe he should start out slow.....a laptop, box of kleenex and some Asian Porn.

 

[Chelsea N]

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