Wedding Rings

[jeffinerg123]

Does any one have problems when they wear their wedding ring to a mp establishment.I had always assumed and you know what that means,that they think most of us are married.I had a situation the other day were a comment was made about my ring.I'm not sure is it a turnoff or what.Just asking the question maybe some of you have some insight as to what to do.

 

[xxkristenlynnxx]

I just switch the ring to my other hand. No ring "tan line", so I have actually never been asked since I started doing it. When I first started hobbying, I got asked a couple of times if I was married, and of course had to say yes...that's when the questions started, "Don't you go to your wife for this, why would you spend money to get ****ed off when you can get it for free from your wife?" What the hell are you saying? You mean you don't want me to come back and give you money to move your hands? After doing the switch, never been asked again.

TOSmoke

 

[Andy]

I've found that some MPAs, especially the younger ones, can be more reserved when they discover you're married. I prefer to play the eligible bachelor to avoid irritating questions and to ensure my MPA doesn't have any added inhibitions. That said, many of the more mature MPA's simply don't care.

Most importantly, never forget that information is power! These people already know that you pay women to perform illicit acts for money in direct contravention of the Criminal Code, why give them something else on you?

I'm sure that most of the people in this business are nice everyday people, but you never know. We've all heard the stories of less than ethical behaviour at some MPs.

My motto's always been, "the less they know about me, the better"- You never know when someone may ask you, "By the way how's your wife?"

 

[Pompal 09.]

I agree with Dudenhagen 100 %. Why give them any info you don't want to give them. Don't ever forget who is the one paying for the service.

Lie if you have to, but never feel obligated to tell them the truth.

 

[Mertile]

I'll tell the MPA some great stories about myself sometimes. It's all part of the fun and escape of the visit. It's just keeping those stories in-line next time that is the hard part. Most of the time they don't really remember (but pretend to) anyway.

 

[Rastafari]

You all have some very valid points.I guess my problem is I suffer from the nice guy syndrome.Why is it I do so well not telling my wife about anything and I tell these girls pertinent information about myself.Anyway thank you guys for the 411.I will be more careful in the future.

 

[Matthew K]

I thought you guys were talking about rings in which weddings take place in.That would be pretty sexy huh? Imagine as a joke buying your wife a giant wrestling/boxing ring which read "the wedding" in it.That would be pretty sexy in the mix.

 

[Rodina]

Not sure I follow you guys on this. Why is it a concern at all if the woman knows you're married? So what? As long as you don't give out your name, it's useless information.

Let's pretend the nightmare scenario happens and you're seen in public, with your wife, by the MPA. How many of these girls do you think are going to walk up and say, "Hey, I jerk your husband off for $40.00 from time to time". That's like a drug dealer shouting across the mall, "Hey, you need any more drugs that I can sell you?". Discretion is important to them too.

Except for one lady, I've never had an MPA act reluctant because of my wedding ring. Usually it's the reverse. When they know you're married they also tend to think of you as a guy who's there just for the fun, no strings, and not looking for anything else. The married guy is the perfect customer. So lighten up.

 

[Jocelyn]

To quote the immortal Tom Waits:

"Getcha a little somethin' that you can't get at home..."

 

[nicole-kellie]

Personally, I don't really care if they know I'm married. It's not like i'm going to try to pick them up and take them home. MP's are my escape from the routine of the 9-5, the wife and the kids.

G.

 

[Tiki-Man Jenkins]

I cannot wear my ring while I work.So no tan line and the ring stays in the car.When asked about marriage or family I always say divorced but still take care of my kids.I have the car seats in my car.Kinda hard to explain that one away without the divource angle.Always bury the lies between two truths.You'll never forget the story that way.

 

[madeleinew]

that was what I always assumed was the opinion of MPA's or SP's, although I don't know how many single guys make a serious effort to date an MPA, I've always assumed once you've had a session your chances have gone from slim (or whatever they were) to none.

 

[lawlman91]

yeah I figured. dammit. I've met some really cool women who were MPA's and strippers (who I assume have pretty much the same attitude about it). oh well.

 

[Spooky1]

I never disscuss my marital status with these broads. The best thing to do is to play single! They figure that they'll get you back in there in the open up a bit. If they think your're married the figure that you'll spend your money on your wife!. These girls are bussineswomen, some of them are quite smart too! They all claim to be single, but there not. Most of them at least have boyfreinds, especially the good looking ones. Girls like that will always find some boner to be with. The say there single as a bussines move. I know of at least one really popular MPA (often reviewed here) who says that she single with like 4 or 5 kids or some crap, real sobb story. The truth is she has 2 kids and she is married as well, the poor bastard doesn't even know exactly what she does just like some of our wives don't know what we're doing.

 

[paja]

Yes, maintain in your mind that you are single. Leave the wedding band in the car. If you think you'll forget, hang it on a chain or string around the rearview mirror so you'll see it when you leave the MP.

Also after you take the ring off, massage your finger to rub out any marks if you're that worried. And with the crap weather we've been having, I don't think anybody has to worry about tanlines much.