What are the best soapy massage places in bangkok & pattaya?

[India Rules!]

I want the full deal with the rubber mattress.

Anyone been to annie's in bangkok?

And any good ones in pattaya?
Haha...you just can't stand it when an asian stands up for himself can you...very amusing...keep going...hahaha...

Bot23 thanks for the site....good to see some sanity prevailing around here....thanks again.
@ Spanky:

Firstly there is nothing wrong in being proud of your own nation and stating so!
Everyone does it and so can you 'if' you are proud of your country that is!

Secondly i asked a simple question which merited a simple answer instead you chose to insult me and my nation, let me tell you, that is a poor reflection on you and your upbringing and i really dont give a rat's ass about your opinion as me,my people or my 10,000 year old nation does not need your validation.

Thirdly if you want to help me have a good time put your bais aside and give me a straight answer. That would be help!

Get it?
I am as proud of the commonwealth games fiasco as you are of corrupt politicians in your country, but as usual your media likes to blow things out of propotion as they can't bear to see an asian nation that was plundered and robbed mercilessly by foreign powers and turned from the wealthiest nation in the world to a third world country, get back up on its feet just 60 years after independence and become the second fastest growing economy in the world.
Anyways the games are under way after a spectcular opening cermony, which has been the grandest in the games history so far, so am I proud YES I am!!!
@ spanky
You just don't know where to get off do you?
Look up the meaning of arrogance and you will be able to relate to it cause thinking that i need your help in fixing my attitude qualifies for being arrogant.

My attitude and world view is just fine and I will get along pretty well in Thailand cause if you have noticed I am only being rude to you cause you were being an obnoxious prick in your previous post, let it be clear once again that I dont give a shit about your opinion but dont expect me to take it laying down just cause you assume that as an indian i will have an inferiority complex.
Inferior to whom? you? hahaha I dont think so!!!

Any culture thailand has comes from India including their state relegion buddism so I know very well how to conduct myself out there, because the roots of our culture are the same.

Einstein said "genuis has it limits but stupidity doesn't" and you certainly prove that, come back with a reply so that i can laugh at you some more!
Ok let me tell you one more time since you are finding it so hard to wrap your head around it, I never planned to walk around telling everyone how great India is you just assumed I would by seeing my nickname, which makes that your problem not mine.
As for sterotyping all indians as cheap and stinky let me tell you about the westerners who come to Goa,India every year.
They come here on a tourist visa with just enuf money to last them a few days, they get toked up on drugs and alcohol and then to make ends meet they start peddling drugs,begging, stealing and even prostituting themselves.
These guys are cheap, anti-social, dirty and a menace to our society but having said that if you told me you were coming and asked me how much things cost in Goa i would not reply the way you did cause i know better than to paint an entire race with the same brush.
So my attitude is just fine you better work on yours.Get it? Think about it and you will realise who is being thick! And yes hahaha!

 

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It's good to see you're going to put some soap to that body. I know you need it. The best isn't the massage parlor it's the girl who applies the soap. Also hope you someday will understand the rules here, you ask question and give someone who helps you the best answer, not letting it go to vote like you usually do. I hope that's not the indian way.

 

[Bot 23]

Look around this site; lots of info on massage places, soapies, go-go bars, beer bars, lady drinks, bar fines, etc.
http://barladies.com/

 

[spanky]

Geez - India Rules! wants a soapy. There goes 8-9% of your weeks spending money. You do the math.

My guess would be that the best will not depend on the place as much as the willingness and enthusiasm of the masseuse.

If you go into any place in Thailand w/that India Rules! attitude, well, you might dampen some of their enthusiasm. You see, just as you think you rule and are the greatest, Thai people also feel that their country is the greatest. But you are self-proclaimed smart, so you know that. Lose the attitude and you might have more fun. Surely, you would not want tourists walking around your country acting as if they are better, or smarter than you, but you know that.