What does alcohol make you think you are?

[robind]

Makes me think I'm Bubba and I'm bored.

 

[david k]

a sexy hugger

 

[Janet R]

[video=youtube;AE9YsUDY6W8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE9YsUDY6W8&NR=1[/video]

 

[RUDY]

[video=youtube;J0NIMTPYYcU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0NIMTPYYcU&feature=related[/video]

When I have alcohol, I have Tiger Blood and I'm winning! Until the next morning!

 

[buildermantn]

the friggin dickheads conference call me at 4 in the morning

[video=youtube;qm3kgw8s3fQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm3kgw8s3fQ&feature=related[/video]

Mel, for christ sakes, stfu I've got my dick in Oksana's dark hole, and Alec, Kim told me she cut you loose because you couldn't see your toes anymore. Alec did Kim ever stick her tongue up your ass? If not, too bad it's up mine right now! Christian, you New Zealand seal shagger, when your honey gets home give her a big kiss and tell us how Oksana's ass and my jizz were! Then "Kindergarden Commando" comes in! STFU, I'll give you a break because you married the wicked Witch of the East, Maria Shriver did she fly in on a broomstick yelling Kennedy landing I'm gonna crash!

Now, Maria feel free to send Katherine over for a visit she's 20 and I'd like to pump her up! Arnie, you to go play governor of never neverland. Kim, Ireland can visit but not partake in the adventures until she's 18, then I show her how you and Alec made her!

Ok, I need another drink, before I have to deal these boneheads calling again!


ps. This is just my sarcastic sense of humour!