What is the # 1 reason that makes you go 2 a MP?

[Lucas (2nd account)]

#1 reason for me

Variety is the spice of life.

It's a heck of a lot cheaper this way!!

 

[Shelby J]

I'm crazy about women and this hobby is the best solution.
I (at least try to convince myself) that by hobbying i am not really cheating with my wife.

 

[broken haert]

I dont smoke, drink, gamble or do drugs so the extra money has to go somewhere and personally i cant find a better return on my investment compared to sc's or sp's.

 

[SURFER BOY]

I go because it's one way to fulfill a sexual fantasy without the time and effort it takes to find the girl, romance her and then get down to what I was looking for all along....
BUT for those of you who think it's not cheating - I would guarantee your wife wouldn't agree. Try turning the tables and imagining your wife going out for a massage with a chippendales guy who works her to a wild, frothy orgasm using his hands, a vibrator or whatever......
I'm not judging - I believe men have a sex drive that is far greater than a woman's and that this is a fairly harmless way of dealing with that sex drive. What I'm saying is don't convince yourself you're not cheating because like beauty - cheating is in the eye of the beholder.

 

[Fierce]

1) As many "Muffins" as I can get!! Cheaper than getting girlfriend/s. Costly dates before you see any action? and when you do get some action you still have to maintain the relationship with movies, gifts, dinners etc. but you also end up with the same "Muffin'

2) Also after visiting massageplanet.net and checking all the pics on MP site!!

What a hard-on!!!!!!!!hmmmmmmmm

 

[Antonious]

My MPA a green hornet (GH)? Me bad, fine me girl! You can put that yellow ticket on my windsheild any day. Oh, bend over on the hood, fine me, I parked in a tow-away zone... What am I think? Getting flashback of butchy female GH friends, not bad looking, just too guy-like with their buzz cut.

Or MPA BF a green hornet?

Or MPA moonlight as building Super. that issues tickets? I love a hot babe with cowhide tool belt around her waist. Use that drill baby! Bend over and show me your butt crack and the G-string! Speaking of butt-crack, this woman at table in front of me at food court the other day. Spoiled my lunch as her booties were just too massive for her low riding hip pants that you know will burst any minute. At least she didn't have a hairy back or else I'll get a phobia for sure. That's it, I'm going to put reserved signs on all the tables around me from now on.

 

[Rachel <3]

To lazy to jerk off.

 

[Jimminey]

I go because I would probably spend the same amount of money at a strip club.

 

[Ming]

I second that. I used to spend up to $180 a single night at the stripclub - sometimes with just one dancer. Why look for mileage at a stripclub when the mileage is already higher at MPs. Plus the intimacy factor, no bouncers, a relaxing massage, and some MPs accept credit cards (now I'm earning Air Miles much quicker than I used to )

Before going to MPs, I used to think that MPAs were not on par with strippers, now I think they're even or even better than some strippers.

 

[rOcKerO83]

i go because i can. MP's are like Tim Horton's, they're practically on every freakin other street now. i can't help not going now.

 

[LilMissRainbow]

A misguided attempt to fill a lightless aching void in life.

oh ... uuuh ... coz I'm obsessed with hot chicks and pussy.

 

[Prayest]

aaaaaaand its cheaper then dateing... and Strip clubs...

And im tired of dealing with the women in my age group being idiots and playing games...

 

[Nibej]

And no strings attached...

 

[Krish K]

I have rough hands.

 

[Me no know]

My misguided attempt at being funny.

 

[*~*~Mommy of 2 TTC#3*~*~]

why spend the same amount of money at a strip club when you can spend it with a MP butt-nekked!

 

[lightspeed21]

So I can have pretty girls show me their breasts while they touch my pee pee. If I save up my money they will let me put my finger in their vagina, although sometimes in the mirror they have cross faces.

PS There's s nothing worse than having a lightless aching void and being strung up as well.