What is your Record?

[DrummerAdam]

Ok Jaybee, Damn Your A Tuff Marker A Failure And A D-,
I Will Tackle The Issues One By One, And Then I Have To Go:
(1) I Am An Area Sales Manager For A Big Company, All I Do Is Drink Coffee With Clients And Argue And Negotiate All Day, Some Times For Weeks, Becuase The Machines I Sell Are Around 1 Million Euros Each, I Do Not Know If Any If You Work In The Beverage Industry, But I Sell Blowing Machines To Make The Plastic Bottles For Pepsi, Coke, Juice, Milk And Water. So After One Year Of Work I Get This 5 Day Vacation Do You Think I Feel Like Negotiating Especially If It Is Going To Save Me What Maximum 5000 Baht In This Whole Trip Thats 180 $ Canadian, And Yes By The Way I Make 0.5% Commission On The Machines I Sell, Just This Year I Sold For 8.4 Million So You Do The Math ... Plus I Am Being Treated Like A King ... U Pay More U Get More Its The Rule, When A Client Sqeezes Me For A Machine, I Reduce A Lot Of Parts That He Does Not Even Realizes ... So At The End It Comes To Service. The Taxi Driver Is Waiting For Me Everytime And Off Course I Know He Is Making Commission On Me . I Do The Same ... Its Raining The Guy Runs Behind Me Holding The Ambrella .. He Took Me Today To This Small Resto Were They Had Caught Fresh Squid One Of The Best I Ever Had .. I Paid 200 Baht ...
(2) Stretch Marks, My Wife Puts 10 Creams On Her Belly And I Am Hoping It Will Not Show A Lot (1 St Baby Coming Soon) Several Of My Friends Had Kids It Is Not Like What I Saw I Am Pretty Sure Becuase There Bodys Are Small.
Ok Gotta Go Eat And To Watch The Game Tonight ...

 

[Askonly]

Understand this a taxi driver will tell you that Phuket town has better girls because he will make more money if he drives you there.

The guy at the massage parlour will tell you 3000 bht for the best girl but will probably keep the change himself.

If someone says 3000bht offer 1500 they'll probably come back with 2000 deal done in less than a minute.

We're not talking about making a presentation then sitting around the table for hours to hash out the price.

If you get good food at a resturant or good service from a girl tip away because you may get an advaneforum.xxxe from this.

Last year I sold $10,000,000 worth of produce and thats a sh*tload.

As for stretch marks I hear you, check out the gogo action less chance of being foiled.
Up to you tilac your holiday.

Chok dee krap.

 

[Pashy]

Feras,
I'm glad to hear you are enjoying your trip , dont get me wrong here , it's your money and you are entitled to spend how you choose but i have to say after reading your posts you are spending way over the odds, you spent 6,400 baht on 2 girls altogether ?? way too much dude !!! you could have fcuked 6 girls for that m8te.
And you said it was the worst experience of your life too !!! you need to keep a check on things , only pay 1000 baht longtime (overnight) for a girl , give her a tip on top of that amount if you wish (200 - 400 baht more than enough) , if you pay 6,400 again then you are being very foolish IMHO
If i was you i would stick to the soi's on Bangla rd patong , perhaps barfine a few of Nickes girls at Mai thai bar in Soi Eric as im sure they wont rip you off like as it seems others are doing .
This thread was originally started about records of how many times a night you can boom boom with a bg .
You are breaking all records for the stupidest amount of money thrown away award ...and i dont think anyone will hand you a prize for it !! take care of yourself and try learn about prices in thailand (ask Nicke , he will be able to advise you ) :cheers:

 

[Elise Jane]

Well, Thanks A Lot Guys For Bashing Me ...
Again With All Your Advice I Would Have Saved 5000 Baht = 180 $ Who Cares ..... Look At The Bigger Picture And Stop Concentrating On The Meanigless Numbers .....my Pair Opf Shoes Cost 300$ So Stop!
You Guys Said These Are Poor People So What If A Couple Took Advaneforum.xxxe At Least I Am Awar Of It ... Let The Poor Taxi Guy Buy Something For His Wife Or Child ... Let The Girl Have A Break .... Anyway My Day 3 Report ...... Look Closer ...thats My Middle Finger Sticking Out .... Sorry For The Rest Of The Bm If They Were Interested Not Today I Am Pissed Now ....
Hopefully Tonight I Will Forgive And Forget And Tomorrow I Will Send Day 4 Report .... Day 3 Is Gone Now.
Note: (1) Thanks Butterfly For Giving Me The Stupid Money Spender Award .... Wow I Would Have Saved 180$ Heeee Yupeeee
Note: (2) River Sold For 10 Million Did You Make Commission ??? If Yes Then What Is 100$ Here And A 100$ There Take Life Easy Man The Money Is Coming In So Spend It .... If It Is To Negotiate A House Or A Car Or Something Worth It Ok .. Not A Sex Session.
Note: (3) Out For The To The Hunt Again .. By The Way In 3 Days I Have Had 4 Girls And 1 Ladyboy ... To Be Honest The Ladyboy Was The Best, And Then Christines Massage Girl Was A Very Very Close #2 On My Top 5 List .. Tonight I Am Probably Going For Another Ladyboy ..... I Will Pass By Nicke For @ 11:00 Pm For Irishs B-day

 

[snvffy]

Feras,
If you read my post again you will notice i started by saying its YOUR money and you can choose to spend how ever YOU wish , nobody is slating you here , from the point of view of people who have a little more experience it would seem you are paying over the odds for the women , entirely up to you if you want to continue to do that , perhaps i have a more cynical mind due to the fact that i know many girls in patong have a higher income than a newbie would ever realise , like the fact that so many men send regular amounts of money from back home to their bank accounts .. to give an example , so they are not as poor and helpless as you may think.
I was simply trying to give you a little good advice as im sure any good BM here worth their salt would , you have taken offence to what has been said but you need to realise that all the comments by the other BM's and myself are due to the fact that we are just trying to look out for you .
Enjoy the rest of your stay ....peace

 

[?Mamibella]

Feras,
Two things: 1)I didn't give you a failing grade on Day 1. I gave you a top grade, the highest grade with a few points subtracted because I and some others felt that you were letting people rip you off a little bit. A- means slightly less than A. The reason I gave you a D+(not a D-) was, on Day 2 the experience with the girls was by your own account "the worst experience of your life." You expect good grade for having the worst experience of your life. Also, I don't begrudge the taxi driver for anything he made; that's his job. You didn't say about holding the umbrella, waiting for you, etc. You just said he brought you to the place where you had worst experience.

2)My heart goes out to you when I hear about what you do for a living. If I had to do what you do, I wouldn't want to negotiate w/ anyone on my 5-day vacation, either. This I didn't know. The BMs are not trying to be critical, just helpful, although in this case, their efforts may be a little misguided, since you have good reasons to spend your money as you choose.

Therfore, IMHO I, upon appeal, raise your grade to A+ for Day One and C- for Day 2. I can do no better than a C- for the "worst experience of your life." I'm such an easy grader. It could have been a failing grade had you not salvaged it with Portugal victory at MTB, where you "cooled down" from your bad Phuket town venture.

Did anyone ever tell you that you are a little excitable? But there's nothing wrong with that. Just please calm down enough to refrain from uncalled-for gestures and please report back to us on your activities, if you would be so kind. Don't forget where you got the tips on Christin's and Cocktails and Dreams which resulted in an A+ first day. From the Board!!! Please show a little more appreciation and try not to be quite so sensitive. You can show your appreciation by turning in a full report for the reading enjoyment of those of us not so lucky as to be enjoying the real pleasures that you are now able to indulge in. You lucky bastard!!

 

[Kwonbaby]

Fair comment Feras, the board is only trying to help you but I see your point you are only there for a short time who cares the maximum damage you can probably do is 20k per day and what's this in real terms for a man of your means.

Personally I've blown more than that on a Wednesday night here the company I worked for last year operated on salary(generous)+car+bonus
bonus = 10% of EBIT depending on margin you can make some serious $.

Have a good one and enjoy your reign.

 

[kammy]

Hey Feras,
I think your doing a great job, keep it up! When I go on vacation, either in LOS or somewhere else, I could care less what I spend! I have a great time and survey the damage when I get home. People are right though, alot of these guys on this board are so helpful, so if they bust your nuts a little, they are just playing. Everyone on this board has different tastes, different views, like i say to each's own. It seems like some guys on this board get a kick out of spending as little as possible, like a challange, which is up to them. I havent gotten taken for too much money, but i certainly do not spend too much time negotiating. I act like I do when I am in the US, which is spend money. So enjoy your self and spend whatever you can afford, i certainly do!!

 

[themanticore07]

well thanks guys now i feel 10 times better (i am sensative)... so report on day 4:
the taxi driver brought me to his home for a real meal, man this guys is so freakin poor anyway the food was excellant for free by the way .. his brother is a fisherman or works at a fish market i did not understand exactly but his wife was a great cook, we ate crab with this yellow sauce a bit spicy but orgasmic, then to my surprise he introduces me to this girl and wants me to go out with her for the remaining 2 days i have, so i agreed. we went to patong to shop but she did not speak one word of english which bothered me, aslo i tried to kiss her but she would turn around. i am 30 have no patience for these games even though she was cute and all .. i called my taxi guy and told him to bring her back home,. i stayed in patong spend the day walking around ..... then i went to phuket town again for a message was ok but not as good as christine but cheeper. at night i was aiming a ladyboy but my taxi guy told me that he/she might be dirty (she was dancing in the street and all ) so i headed to rock hard, piked a girl went for a 2 hour session she was only 20, very young and petite (small) i just came back ... i did not go to irish's party i truly appologise for that but you know i had spent the whole day outdoors and for the past 2 days i have been sleeping at 4:00am so today i said 12:30 is enough.
cost:
lunch at txi guy: free
taxi: 1500 baht all day thing
diner: 1550 baht at a very good resto, i had calamari and prawns, delicious
rock hard girl: 2000 baht for her + 600 bar fine + 500 for 2 hour hotel thing + 300 for 2 drinks
extras: i do not remember what : cd's + ice cream + t-shirts ... 1100
total: 7550 baht the lowest spending upto now:
total in 4 days: 5 girls + 1 ladyboy (still on the top of my list ...damn thats starting to scare me frankly ..)
i wanted to try so many things, i am just scared i would catch something .. hence i am allways trying to get for the good places (messages or expensive bars) thats boys .. i booked a thai massage tomorrow morning for 2 hours 500 baht, then i will go see this fantasia show for 1100 baht without diner .. goodnight

 

[Cathy :)]

well thanks guys now i feel 10 times better (i am sensative)... so report on day 4:

Feras

if you're still looking for an LB try a visit to the bar Cocktails & Dreams in Tiger Entertainment Complex, some real stunners in there and excellent entertainment just for a drink. Many BM's go their just to look. I think you will like very much

G

 

[Mom]

feras
cocktail and dreams has my vote , i recomend you pay it a visit,friendly l.b`s and drink measures to blow your socks of, when your there ask for donni i think he is a part owner ,anyway he will put you straight to whos who and what at the bar,it is one of the better bars in tiger after LOVE BAR that is

 

[Bad Example]

ok boys cocktails & dreams in the tiger complex. my last night so why not !!!!
thanks for the advice

 

[KimJongIl]

: : : : : :
NO PROBS F36.........
BUT YOU MISSED A GOOD NITE..
JONNY

 

[JamessFrenzy]

Hi Guys
Just got back from a trip abroad and am catching up with it all on this board. My heart goes out to Feras. It's hard enough being done over by two non performers but doing it in full view of this board takes some courage. More than I have got.

First time in LOS is always harder than the second time. First time is culture shock, can it really be this good, wow this is cheap. Second time, at least for me, was less culture shock, you have to be joking I'm not paying that and so on. I am sure Feras knows that the price for a Taxi to Phuket is 1000 Baht return. Fanatasea is 300 Baht and BKK is around 2,800 Baht on an aeroplane although you can do it for 900 Baht if you push your luck with Thai.

What really interests me is that Feras is trying to do lots of things. For which he should get an A. All I did in Patong was sit in bars and gogos, get pissed and hopefully have some afters, get up late and do it all again. I managed one sea diving experience and one trip to Fantasea. It is also interesting to see how his money is being spent and whether the airline will allow those pictures in the hold... Keep up the reports Feras.

Just my h'apeth.
Mac

 

[Rt Hon Alfy G Returns]

Hey Guys,

Feras came into the restaurant tonight and he's a great guy. Very energetic!
Wolfed down a calamari appetizer, Big T-Bone steak and topped it with chocolate cake (best in Thailand!) in 40 minutes as he was catching the show at Fantasea.
The place he visted the other night is a new red hot club in Phuket town called Fanta Cea or something close. Very Thai style place that local lawyers and professionals go as the girls are beautiful and classy. not a cheap place either but I've heard about this place and want to go. The problem with his choice was he wanted a two girl package and they probably couldn't find the "A" grade girls that wanted to play with another girl. I will report on this place in the future as I'm sort of getting bored with Patong after 3 1/2 months and want to try new locations.

Cheers!

Robert

 

[guerrero82]

Hey urtherman whats the name of your restaurant and where abouts is
it and ill try and drop in when im over there, Love a nice bit of T-bone
steak and the choc cake sounds nice

 

[Diyakawa]

Hi Robert,

The name is Fantasia and located in an old cinema close to Pearl Bowling and Pink Lady massageplanete almost opposite. Andi was there in April/May before they had their grand opening.

Allybabba22,

Roberts restraurant is called "The Red Room" and is a very nice restaurant located in Bang Tao Beach/Cherng Talay.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks nicke ill do me best to drop in for a meal when im there, How much
will it cost about for a taxi from patong to his restaurant?
Thanks again for the help nicke :cheers:

 

[Michelle2love]

I am in the office back from my trip, i am almost in tears .... anyway thats life u have to make the $ to spend it.
Well thanks mac for the encourgement (u understand me bro)
My 5th day which was my last ... i went to the red room (Urtheman's resto) was excellant very classy very nice decoration ... it shows that the owner has tatse .. well I ate like a pig ... i was having seafood every day since i am in phuket so a nice t-bone steak with an orgasmic sauce was perfect for my last day ... after that i went and saw this Fatasea show which was good, i took the middle seat price range (they go from 1,100 Baht, 1350 Baht & 1,750 Baht) it was good, animals and people running around, it was pact by the way .... and then i went back to the hotel for a 2 hour professional thai massage, the girl was a stunner the best looking one upto now .... what you know one hour into my massage I had the ''GENERAL SALUTE THE GIRL'' SHE STARTED LAUGHING ... BLA BLA BLA ... WE HAD SE* ... IT WAS THE BEST OF ALL ... I am sorry to say but it kicked down the Ladyboy off the top of my list.
that was it my vacation is done .... 6 girls and 1 ladyboy in 5 nights
best se* was the message girl from the dusit laguna after we did it she still continued the massage session since i still had 30 min left ... 2nd spot the ladyboy from Katoey r us, 3rd was christines massage place, 4th was the rock hard bar, 5th was phuket town message place, 6 & 7 was the threesom* from fatacia club in phuket town.
by the way i met this british guy at nicke bar we talked and he told me that he worked in dubai ... bla bla bla ... my first day back at work and guess what i see him at lunch .. HE WORKS IN THE SAME BUILDING AS ME !!!!! WHAT A SMALL PLANET GUYS .....
THANK YOU ALL FOR Everything ... i went alone but did not feel it a lot becuase of the support.
thanks until next time

 

[Kairi]

Well everybody has to spend his money the way he wants!

Now did you get some bg's or lb's in the dusit laguna? Told you it was a fab hotel!

I will be going for the third time in November and back also in February!

I could not spend money like that! i do not work, have some money, but I am careful

And most, I have a nice home, I have a swimming-pool, live in a sunny country, so if i go to Thailand it's to bang the girls!

I need a clean room (10.000 bath for 3 weeks), good food (mama's kitchen Karon 80 bath) and some drinks, mostely chang and soda! A motorbike (100 bath/day and good humour (free!)

Ihave 30.000 bath income and 40.000.000 on my acoount! But I don't need luxury on holliday! And no LB either

Everybody is free in los, as long as you stay away from the drugs!