what name do you use?

[beka]

I use my first name, but if the idea is to use a fake name, to ward off any form of identity, then pick a name that is soooo vanella, that no one will remember it like Paul

 

[kitkat77]

i tell them my names kent rimmer.

 

[pomparents?]

Maybe I should use something else. Hi, my name is Ben, Ben Dover. Hi, my name is Phil, Phil McKracken. Gee, I can't decide.

 

[blueskywoo819]

Goodtime
Heartbreak kid
Chips by the bag
Ice Cream by the Bucket

Depends which one she can pronounce.

 

[Kynndra]

If you're going to use an alias, (and honestly, I don't particularly understand why so many clients do this...),at least remember which name you used when you booked your appointment.....

and yes - IMHO, John, Paul, Steve, and Jay are the most common names....lol

 

[over the rainbow girl]

I've used my real name now for the last few years. That's after striking out with the following:

Yousef
Mbutu
Rajeev
Sven
Zhao
Sheik
Vasili
Kwan

It took me a while but I figured out it's because I'm a WASP that they didn't work.

 

[Aijaz]

I use my real name, which is very common. We're just talking first names.

If I had to use first and last, my name would be Nick Legg. I've got a sister by the name of Peggy and a younger brother whose name is Arman (Legg)

 

[staff6]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father , prepare to die..

 

[MeMYself]

I have to try some thing funnier I like Ringo. I thought that was funny!

 

[debb]

hi my name is Derek Agustus Desouza and I'm Japanese.

 

[lemily014]

I think the better question is who is stupid/cheesy enough to use their massageplanet.net handle when making appointments.

 

[Nesha]

I haven't seen it yet.

 

[lamby]

I usually go with a famous politician. If I use Paul Martin for example, I find that since they figure the PM is coming to visit then the red carpet is uaually rolled out and I may get some extra's tossed in.

Anyone else have the same luck?

 

[no way]

I've used Cordelia Fosgate once or twice....

 

[Pompal 09.]

A business associate of mine wanted to buy me a gift certificate for my favourite MP the other day and called them. After speaking to them, he sent me a message on MSN and asked me "What name do you go by there?" (this was just the other day). I looked at the screen with wide eyes for a second and replied "My own!"

It never dawned on me even for a second to use an assumed name.

 

[cateaway]

The ultimate MP name.

http://www.boxrec.com/boxer_display.php?boxer_id=016708

Sounds like a guy who likes to have girls bend his cock, or a guy who gets off on bending other guys cocks.

Anyways, Samuel M'Bendjob is the name I'm using the next time I slide.

 

[presidentflush]

My real name (not in my handle) as it's common enough and easy for me to remember.

 

[I love my mutts~]

realy first name is easy to remember, then I use memorable last name (sorry, can't say), but it's the same name as a major appliance brand....

 

[Ramer T]

Chris, Jeff and Dave/David I think is also very popular as well as John, Bill, Mark and Steve. These are also very popular names, so how would you know if they are real or fake or not? Maybe they do chose the name John as a joke. Ahhh well as long as we have a name to call them.

But then we end up calling them hun, sweety, Sir etc... etc... anyways.

 

[Diyakawa]

Really?