Worst massage ever!

[Farsea D]

Everything posted is true...

Yet I have repeated several times.....

Lily does do quite a good massage. I prefer it to Natalia's.

The body scrub is awesome - using body salt it feels awesome.

If you ask a direct question you will get a direct answer.

They will tell you they dont touch genitals.

I dont think they deserve problems from the authorities, they will tell you they are unlicensed and dont provide receipts.

My two cents.

If I see an advertisement of theirs that says "Sensual" I will personally call them and tell them that it is unfair and is causing confusion.

Jeckyl

 

[Mrsjvb]

Jeckyl it is probably a good idea to tell them, but I do believe they know what they are suggesting in their ad and the way they do the massage (the small face cloth is a joke). I would also bet that 80% of their clients are men, so it does not take much to put things together. For the record I have been, the massage was okay and I did know there was a chance of no happy ending, but I would not repeat although the price is good.

 

[Tearany]

They should change the same of the spa to "Blueballs International." .

 

[La chick]

Funny post .

 

[SarahM]

There should be a prize for the first guy who can lose it during the massage. Maybe go in all horned up when a slight breeze might set it off.

Are the nekkid or at least decent looking?

 

[~*RoCKAnGel*~]

Funny you should mention that......

That happened to me (It's true!) at a legit place. Short version (I should start a thread on this!LOL) The girl (first time having an appointment with her) was massaging me (I felt she was SLIGHTLY teasing me while I was on my front and she gave me a pleasant woody) with nice pressure on my shoulders, neck, back and legs.
After 30 minutes she asked me to turn over and began massaging my legs. I had a nice tent pitched in the sheets from the flip....

Now, I had been saving up for a while, and, the crack of dawn was beginning to look good. It didn't take too much.......

While she was massaging my thigh I lost it (trying to think sports!)..........I pulled off the sheet and exposed a squirting mess. The girl grabbed some facial tissues and jumped right in - helping me out.

Needless to say, all my subsequent massage appointments included (and still do) a happy ending. (Don't even think about PM'ing me!) I mean, hey, a hair trigger was a bonus that day!

I've been hoping to do the same.............Develop some TSB and then drop by. Problem is I don't have the self-discipline currently.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Funniest thing I've heard all day!