Let's get back to reviews...
Went to Yi Ren this week. The spa is located in the Midland and Finch area at in the back end of a massive Chinese plaza.
Upside: Ample parking
Downside: Busy plaza
The store is managed by a receptionist up front - Asian, skinny, really tall, plasticky face, speaks fluent English. I probed her for more intel on the spa and I got the feeling that she is the owner (or related). She isn't on the menu, but not my cup of tea anyway due to the aforementioned plasticky face. I had intended to try out Jessica for a prostate massage but found out from the receptionist that only Sharon and Suki were available that day. Since I have plenty of experience with 40 y.o. Asian ladies I tried my luck with Suki for a 45 minute session.
The interior of the spa is basic, it has all the standard amenities but no shower in the room. The receptionist brought me to my room and asked for the room fee up front ($40/45min) and told me that the tip goes directly to the girl after the session (this led me to believe that this place is much more than a semi-legit). At Yi Ren, the lights are dimmed waaay down, but I took the opportunity to turn up the lights as the receptionist was distracted (I encourage you to do the same if you want to be able to count your bills). Everything else was okay: the room temperature was good, the rooms themselves were clean (though the walls lacked sound proofing), and the bed was sturdy (but the head cushion on the massage table is really thin and they ought to thicken up the padding).
It did not take long for Suki to arrive, and as previous reviews mentioned, Suki is a 20 year old HK girl with limited English. Her face is plain and unremarkable (5/10) but she made up for that with a mini skirt. She started the massage at my back, worked her way up to the shoulders, down the arms, and then on to my hips. And the previous reviews are right - her massage strength and skill is almost non-existent, it was as if she was just spreading baby oil over my body, but I didn't mind though, she was open to me touching her as she moved around the table.
About 10 minutes in, she initiated the flip. She grabbed my junk but I told her it was only fair if I reciprocated - at which she informed me that she was on her period but she could go topless (this was a rookie mistake on her part because she offered to go topless without any negotiation). Suki made no attempt at teasing, her HJ was uninspired and not sensual, but she has a good grip and a steady rhythm (5/10). During the HJ, Suki allowed me to play with her A cup tits topped with dark brown nipples - at one point, she shoved them into my face for me to suck on.
Up until this point, the massage had been fairly lackluster, so I decided to push the menu. CBJ was quickly offered and accepted, and to my surprise, she asked me to sit up on the massage table and dangle my legs over the side. She knelled beside the bed and began her mouth work. Similar to the HJ - her CBJ was mechanical and not sensual. No playing with the balls, no variation on suction, speed, depth etc... reminiscent of BJs from my youth. At this point, I started to regret not choosing Sharon, especially since I could hear what was going on in the next room due to the thin walls.
Long story short:
Face: 5/10 - Plain and unremarkable. Short hair. Big nose. Big lips (for an Asian).
Body: 6/10 - A cups, good sized nipples. Slender legs.
Massage: 2/10 - Weak and unskilled. Open to roaming hands.
HJ: 5/10 - Not sensual, but serviceable.