I found the following review in my fortune cookie at a nice Midland-area noodle house:
"Ella is a very elegant with log beautiful legs - and a nice round butt, more like Canadian style rather than a classic Chinese flat butt. Menu may be moderate in scope. She is much more attractive than 30 plus mpas at other semi legit spas; but there are likely older and less pretty ladies around who have somewhat stronger massage skills.
Bottom line - A real McCoy 'hidden gem', for low to medium mileage hounds.
Michelin GTA Spa Guide Rating: 2.5 stars out of three: Holistic-quality beautiful tall leggy young milf, with medium semi-legit menu, although bit light on advanced massage techniques for those with pain outside their d-ck
Warren Buffet Value Investing Spa Guide Rating: Strong recommendation for buy, at Yin Ren's value shopper pricing policy (= below York Region pricing)."
[Remember: "It is not the p-ssy you get, but the p-ssy you give" ?! - famous 500 BCE Zing Dynasty hobbiest; note very ancient characters in original, which may be hard to fully grasp for some modern literal readers]