You find a genie

[Harmony ~beat it~ trolls]

#1 Enough food to feed the hungry

# 2 Live forever under Hugh's mansion

# 3 Viagara for life :tongue:

 

[ILLMW]

1) the power to grant myself unlimited wishes arty:arty:

don't need anymore wishes.

 

[Piplup1011]

1. superman's powers
2. invulnerable to kryptonite
3. $1000,000.00 dropped into my bank account every Friday@3pm. for eternity. (I'm Superman I am IMMORTAL REMEMBER)

Selfish wishes, yeah but I don't care because I am SUPERMAN!!!!

 

[Salt&Pepper Apricot]

1- Peace for all
2- Food for all
3- Good health for all

 

[prettypinklucy]

I'm pretty sure I would miss some loophole and end up not enjoying my wishes as much as I'd like.

Example...you ask for money...you get it...then the IRS puts you in jail for life for tax evasion.

Example...you ask for a eternal life...the earth gets hit by an asteroid the next day...you live on though and can't even try to get through space to another planet cause you can't swim/walk/run in a vaccuum.

Example...you ask for your favorite pornstar to service you on demand...you cock falls off.

Just saying...I'll stick with what I have.

 

[gypsy belle]

All these examples get solved by asking for Superman powers as your first wish.

Revenue Canada or the IRS cannot hold Superman in jail, impossible.

Asteroids coming SUPERMAN saves the day.

Superman's cock is made of steel so you're safe there too.

YEAH, I have read my share of comic books!

 

[Corrie]

 

[Mommy to Max ~*6-11-09*~]

I'll take it.

2_ Cure for the blind

3_ Cure for the deaf

 

[Bunz!]

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[suzie]

Well played Iguana! :great:



I seriously just belly laughed at that one! THAT is F'ing funny!

 

[Christy]

Predict the future so people Like in Japan did not have to suffer.

 

[Isis Grace]

Not to spoil all the fun, but:

Cure for diseases: problem with that is that we are overpopulated now, who is going to determine who gets food and who doesn't? We need natural selection to insure the continuation of the species. Simply using every square inch of the earth's surface for people to stand on will spell the end of mankind.

Living Forever: Can you imagine meeting someone, marrying them, having kids, and watching them die, thousands of times over and over again?

I dated a girl a long time ago and a family friend was this lady. I met her one night and she told me she was 94, she didn't look a day over 50, I kid you not. She didn't have wrinkles, didn't have grey hair (didn't colour it either), didn't have osteoporosis, she actually looked younger than my gf's parents.

Know what she said to us? SHe's ready to die. She saw 2 husbands die. She saw all her kids die. She has even seen her grandkids die. All her lifelong friends are gone, and there are few people left that she considered friends and most of them were heading for the old age home.

11 months later she was dead. Heart failure but her physical 6 months previous didn't turn up anything wrong with her heart (and they checked).

What's that saying? Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.....

 

[Ralishev]

Wish number one: One super angel to take care of this problem.



Wish number two: Another super angel to take care of this problem



There are exceptions to every rule. This is a far fetched example that does not happen every day.



Wish number three: Make this saying go away :happy:.

There I fixed it brother. No go get a beer and enjoy life my Genie is a drinker :great:.