I know I have been hobbying too much when ;
Wife โ I have a confession to make .
You โ Donโt tell me you cheated on your diet .
Wife โ No . You have ignored me for so long I gave up and had sex with
the priest in the back seat of your SUV.
You . How fucking could you.
Wife โ Iโm sorry .
You - How fucking could you .
Wife โ Iโm sorry it just happened.
You - Did you at least use a condom.
Wife โ Of course ,
You . Thank God . What a relief .
Wife โ Are you worried about me getting pregnant ,
You โ No I just paid $200 to have the car detailed , Didnโt you notice the nice fresh smell ?