You Toronto Guys Are Soooo Lucky

[Bob G]

I love my business trips to Toronto (even during the winter!) for obvious reasons. Just to help you appreciate how lucky you are...

In my hometown in the US, I got so excited that I found an AMP in the Chinatown section. Man, oh man - how different from Toronto. It was $30 (US), but what a disgusting dive. It was on the 6th floor of a dirty, disgusting, smelly building. The room itself was heated only by a small space heater, and there was a horrible draft coming in through the window. The massage table was almost the same size as the room itself. I mean, from lying on the table, I could reach beside me and touch the door, and in front of my head to touch the drafty window. The room was so small the attendant had to move the heater to move from one side to the other. Showers? Haaaa. Closest shower was probably in the hotel several locks away. The attendant was approximately 50 years old, and kept a heavy sweater on through the whole thing. No teasing at all. After 25 minutes, she told me to turn over. I'm thinking OK, here comes at least a decent ending to make this miserable experience semi-worthwhile. Instead, she lightly rubs my chest and belly, gives me a friendly pat on my thigh, and says time is up. I pointed to the area she failed to address, and asked her if she would finish. She said I could pay an extra $30 for more (I'm not sure what that meant). Knowing that a happy ending is pretty standard in Toronto MP's, and for just $20 some extras start to kick in, I figured I'd offer her $20 just to ensure a "complete" massage. She ran out of the room into her office, slammed the door, and yelled back "30 dollars!!!" I told her we'd be done in 5 minutes, and $20 was my limit. She yelled back, "You want extra - 30 dollars." At that point I figured, "Hey, who needs her." So I finished, got dressed, and took off. :-(

 

[Top answers]

Trust me this sort of thing happens a lot more than you think in Toronto.

 

[Lone Marlin - Airborne]

It can, but we all know that you can have top of the line service in Toronto at any one of several places.

I think that's what the original poster was refering to.

If you go to a place that advertises massages for 10 bucks, that's what you might end up with, but how stupid is that.

As someone who has worked in the states and travelled in the states, i can atest to the level of greatness of the hobby scene in Toronto.

cheers

 

[godsnarnialover]

I think we have it pretty good here in T.O.
As far as value for your buck goes, I've seen a lot worse...Vancouver for example is way way more expensive for the same kind of service. Yes some places might offer more but then again you might as well see an escort.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Scooter, I agree. Down my way, just to get 1 hour with a nice lady is a minimum of $200 (US). That's for an escort, and I'm not talking any extras. That's just for the time, and maybe a massage. Anything from a release on up will cost extra. The nearest real MP like what you have is about 100 miles away from me, and runs $50 for 1/2 hour, plus $20 for a release. At least that was the rate 2 years ago, the last time I tried it. Since discovering the joys of Toronto, I won't waste anymore of my hard earned money down here in the states.

 

[prusa1237]

Can you PM some locations, Happy?