Most people I know would think you were crazy !!! 555 :yes:
Now for the modern stuff
The Hangover 2 variation of Allentown
"I got fcuked in the @ss by a girl with a d;ck"
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Well we're living here in Allentown,
and he's driven our lives into the ground.
When we woke up we we're wasted and drunk.
Phill got shot,
we got beaten by a monk.
I was happy and my life was good,
getting married like a dentist should.
Roasting marshmellows on a stick,
I got ****ed in the *** by a girl with a ****.
And we're living here in Allentown,
but there taking Teddy's finger now.
And i'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose my shit, and shoot Allen in the face.
And shoot myself! "