dance bars in navi mumbai

[LustGuy]

Started the fun with Mayur ground floor. Looks like it is the norm of mongers here to get warmed up with Mayur. Plenty has been written on what happens in Mayur. Waiter brought a very young girl who is from Gwalior. She was good looking and absolutely new. Thought I hit a jackpot but was a big disaster. Being fresh to this business had an ever lasting grumpy face. Sweet talks like grumpy face doesn’t suit her pretty face did not work. Paying 500 up front also failed. She is new and has come here by force I think. Replaced her with a Master of SB Arts to satisfy my needs.

Girls - 1500
Drink - 1150
Tips - 200

Headed to Deepika when girls were just filling up. I am not a good dancer but can enjoy. Enjoyed the rib-tickling dances with Swati, Manisha, Reshma and one more. I enjoy the fun these girls provide and more the effort they put in. I believe this is the Chinaswamy stadium of dance bars. Mongers can score more even than Rasna. It is my personal opinion and not to hurt Rasna fans.

Girls - 2500
Drinks - 1600
Dj - 400 , 50 per song. Never give them more
Tips - 250 including the doorman

The next destination was Kings, seeing some review. This was not to my liking and exited immediately. Moved to race where I was invited by sea of girls and patrons. No excitement as our patrons were mere spectators and no one jumping into action. I decided to participate and became another spectator. Made one pyt dance and left.

Reached Bela after a mild street food dinner. Bela is not so exciting but I have my muse who moved here from heaven. It is temporary as per her due to commitments but it is two weeks now. I hate everything in Bela except this girl. Worst waiters, stewards, music system, dj and manager.

I wanted to visit heaven but with not so good experience in Bela called it quits.

Funnometer rating as Inder

Mayur - 8
Deepika - 9
Kings - 0
Race - 5
Bela - 3

 

[pranaygna12]

Reached mayur

 

[BK005]

Started the fun with Mayur ground floor. Looks like it is the norm of mongers here to get warmed up with Mayur. Plenty has been written on what happens in Mayur. Waiter brought a very young girl who is from Gwalior. She was good looking and absolutely new. Thought I hit a jackpot but was a big disaster. Being fresh to this business had an ever lasting grumpy face. Sweet talks like grumpy face doesn’t suit her pretty face did not work. Paying 500 up front also failed. She is new and has come here by force I think. Replaced her with a Master of SB Arts to satisfy my needs.

Girls - 1500
Drink - 1150
Tips - 200

Headed to Deepika when girls were just filling up. I am not a good dancer but can enjoy. Enjoyed the rib-tickling dances with Swati, Manisha, Reshma and one more. I enjoy the fun these girls provide and more the effort they put in. I believe this is the Chinaswamy stadium of dance bars. Mongers can score more even than Rasna. It is my personal opinion and not to hurt Rasna fans.

Girls - 2500
Drinks - 1600
Dj - 400 , 50 per song. Never give them more
Tips - 250 including the doorman

The next destination was Kings, seeing some review. This was not to my liking and exited immediately. Moved to race where I was invited by sea of girls and patrons. No excitement as our patrons were mere spectators and no one jumping into action. I decided to participate and became another spectator. Made one pyt dance and left.

Reached Bela after a mild street food dinner. Bela is not so exciting but I have my muse who moved here from heaven. It is temporary as per her due to commitments but it is two weeks now. I hate everything in Bela except this girl. Worst waiters, stewards, music system, dj and manager.

I wanted to visit heaven but with not so good experience in Bela called it quits.

Funnometer rating as Inder

Mayur - 8
Deepika - 9
Kings - 0
Race - 5
Bela - 3

Gwalior girl can never come by force they have family business.
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[Shobh073]

Gwalior girl can never come by force they have family business.
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Neemuch , Gwalior , sawai Madhopur UP MP areas probably.

The gujju girl I have seen in samundra central with fat ass and ghaghara choli I can’t even forget mouth watering ass.


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[BK005]

Neemuch , Gwalior , sawai Madhopur UP MP areas probably.

The gujju girl I have seen in samundra central with fat ass and ghaghara choli I can’t even forget mouth watering ass.


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U forget Alwar, Morena Agra etc


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[helen hunt]

Almost all rajasthani girls in RM are from one village in Alwar near to sariska national Park.. All of them have kept their surname as Chohan, in insta ids.
Bachawat, Dhanawat, karmawat, tilor, sisodiya etc from rajsthan

Karnawat/ karmawat is from Rajasthan, alwar.
The Bedia community of central India was earlier known as a denotified nomadic tribe. They chiefly engaged in singing and dancing to entertain the Kings and Zamindars (Land owners) of erstwhile India.

MP and Gowalior wali are chadi, huchiya, kesia, bedia,
chahari, kalkhoor etc etc..

All of them have surname as singh.. You can see this if you go through their insta ids. Don't know Singh unke ghar pe aaya tha unke maa se milne ya unki maa gayi thi jungle me singh ke pass.

Usually people from these area are the forerunners of prostitution in India.. The places neemuch, morena, badarpura, Gowalior, bhartpur are well known for this trade. It is a family owned business of prostitution.

Baaki Aaj kaal toh Navi Mumbai me sab kuch mix ho gaya hai.. Bangali, haryanvi, punjabi bhi aa gaye hain seeing the amount of money in this business.

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[Shobh073]

Almost all rajasthani girls in RM are from one village in Alwar near to sariska national Park.. All of them have kept their surname as Chohan, in insta ids.
Bachawat, Dhanawat, karmawat, tilor, sisodiya etc from rajsthan

Karnawat/ karmawat is from Rajasthan, alwar.
The Bedia community of central India was earlier known as a denotified nomadic tribe. They chiefly engaged in singing and dancing to entertain the Kings and Zamindars (Land owners) of erstwhile India.

MP and Gowalior wali are chadi, huchiya, kesia, bedia,
chahari, kalkhoor etc etc..

All of them have surname as singh.. You can see this if you go through their insta ids. Don't know Singh unke ghar pe aaya tha unke maa se milne ya unki maa gayi thi jungle me singh ke pass.

Usually people from these area are the forerunners of prostitution in India.. The places neemuch, morena, badarpura, Gowalior, bhartpur are well known for this trade. It is a family owned business of prostitution.

Baaki Aaj kaal toh Navi Mumbai me sab kuch mix ho gaya hai.. Bangali, haryanvi, punjabi bhi aa gaye hain seeing the amount of money in this business.

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That’s correct , most of these girls and their families are involved in this trade.

I remember when I visit NM in 2019 , I sat with girl kajal from sawai Madhopur she told me her 4 cousins are in NM only and most of tribes girls are in NM and none of them is educated enough but well clever to make someone bakra.

Basically in Mumbai n NM they earn good money in this business instead of their homeland.

These girls won’t come to delhi as crowd won’t spend too much and crowd itself is not decent like NM. I personally feel NM is more safe then delhi.

Delhi too have live music system nearby Railway stations but not even 5 percent as compared to NM.

Jai NM.


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[BK005]

Almost all rajasthani girls in RM are from one village in Alwar near to sariska national Park.. All of them have kept their surname as Chohan, in insta ids.
Bachawat, Dhanawat, karmawat, tilor, sisodiya etc from rajsthan

Karnawat/ karmawat is from Rajasthan, alwar.
The Bedia community of central India was earlier known as a denotified nomadic tribe. They chiefly engaged in singing and dancing to entertain the Kings and Zamindars (Land owners) of erstwhile India.

MP and Gowalior wali are chadi, huchiya, kesia, bedia,
chahari, kalkhoor etc etc..

All of them have surname as singh.. You can see this if you go through their insta ids. Don't know Singh unke ghar pe aaya tha unke maa se milne ya unki maa gayi thi jungle me singh ke pass.

Usually people from these area are the forerunners of prostitution in India.. The places neemuch, morena, badarpura, Gowalior, bhartpur are well known for this trade. It is a family owned business of prostitution.

Baaki Aaj kaal toh Navi Mumbai me sab kuch mix ho gaya hai.. Bangali, haryanvi, punjabi bhi aa gaye hain seeing the amount of money in this business.

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But all these girls Instagram stories says that they are highly spiritual.


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[BedKarma]

But all these girls Instagram stories says that they are highly spiritual.


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Alcohol is also a spirit so these girls are mostly high on spirits ie. highly spiritual.

 

[Basu1970]

But all these girls Instagram stories says that they are highly spiritual.


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They need to be, how else can they lead you on the path to 'heaven' ?

Regards
Basu

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[F35]

Is there any SB worth visiting near Virar or nearby from Dahisar at this time?

Otherwise I need to wait it off an visiting NM some other day

The option to visiting both is open <insert devil smile> lol

Absolutely NOT pls don't try even if you find one ...

 

[F35]

Hey seniors..any good service bar in panvel except jagdamba and sunny..?
Thanks in advance

Can you pls share Sunny location & is it as good as sneha. Pls reply

 

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[Pandu123]

With very low traffic in forum these days, don't think I need to add statutory warnings anymore.. For the new members, cautionary note, my posts are very random and don't add any new info !!

It had been nearly 5 months since my last visit , which was not an exciting trip due to LE activites, bar closing by 9.30, not enough girls, big increase in alcohol cost,but as saying goes, a monger is for life, so grabbed the first opportunity to visit NM.

Other than bar opening hours all other issues from last visit still exists ! Yet, it was exciting and satisfying trip as had chance to meet Bond, AlwaysAshwin, LK69, Anna, Mayur, Mark, ILTM, Devil, and first time PC as well. True patrons of the art !!

Started day one with usual queens visit. I was the first customer, only 2 girls (1 girl and 1 woman pretending to be a girl) were there due to miladunnabi celebration. System has changed, you need to pay upfront at the counter for service as well. Charged 4K, 2K counter and 2K for FS. Counter charges , 30% inflation ! Paid up for Riya. Girl must have read Queens standard operating procedure manual very well, as received all the service you would expect from queens masseuse !! She was bit surprised that I refused DFK, told her about being uncomfortable knowing that that tongue would have explored some dark holes ! Deed done in sprint fashion, shower, dress, tip, exit.

Taking Inder's lead, Queens Funometer - 6/10.

We went to Mayur around 5, first floor, inner room. Not many had turned up,, usual Mayur stuff, released my built up groping urge with few who sat with us, witnessed few dental check-ups happening at few tables, with dentist using 'tong'ue effectively, was happy that things are normal !! Nothing much to write about, still my favourite place to start the evening !

Funometer - 8

Reached Deepika around 7. Big let down, only two were on floor, unable to categorise them girls or aunties, were in the cusp of going outside aunty range ! Bond joined, it was more fun bromancing with him than with available girls. After 2 beers , decided to leave, black coat brought a girl ( one with 3 butterflies tatooed on her kamar), she played her song and danced, okaish, she did give a good try, but we were not able to enjoy as there was no one else to look around ! Left by 8. Probably around 12-15 girls at this time, still not the usual volume !

Funometer - 4

Walked to RM. Not sure if the sign boards, facade, extension are all new since my last visit, if so, shows signs of prosperity! Wasn't wrong as the place was packed with both girls and patrons. Got a table to the right side of the bar and soon Ashwin joined us.
RM is probably the bar equivalent of Aldi/ Lidl supermarkets of Europe ! While a typical supermarket offers variety of choices and thereby confusing customers what to chose, like Aldi/Lidl having mostly their own brand and less choice, RM has pretty much standardised their wares. To get a job, you need to be young, rajasthani, slim, proper DB attire, even if you can't dance, try and when required, have to go for entry !! Yes, they all differ in facial features, but I am pretty sure if you mask 10 random girls and line up, it will be hard to differentiate who is who!! Ofcourse there are boobologists and Kamarists amongst us, who identify even by a small mole (yes, hole as well !), but for someone with 4eye vision like me, they all look same and most importantly, beautiful even when not drunk !! Also make me wonder, what happens to these girls when they are past the max age limit? I have seen girls move between bars, but have not come across RM girl going to Kishor or Ramesh.. probably they make good money and settle !!

Made 4-5 girls dance, scared few of them by joining them on floor, 500-1000 per song, few beers later, happy exit..


Funometer - 8

Reached Rasna around 9.30 The place, along with, boobs, hips, bums were all heaving as usual. Luckily got a table in inner room, Ashwin and MK settled with their PYTs and I with two bombs. As in size not necessarily looks.. Some heavy heaving !! One considerate patron moved so that I could sit on the stool and after an hour of intimate dances, some twirking and grinding by bombs damaging my pelvic area slightly, decided to move. Not much damage to purse though. High VFM place.

Funometer - 7

Reached Race, ran into Anna and Mayur, fresh from twirk memory, twirked for them for aaj ki raat, bastards only threw kisses and not money, so knocked their drinks and escaped !

Race is definitely good, the key issue is lighting. For every song, the disco light is on and it is very hard to make out which girl danced for what. But the place seems to be the goto place and was full on all 3 days. Very young girls, so be cautious. Unlike RM, quite a few said they cannot dance and not making effort as well, and with nearly 60-70 girls, I doubt half of them make any money. If you like pyts, and not care much about dance, this is the place. Not sure of entry score. As usual played Tyrion's playlist for an hour or so. 500-1000 per song.. Once they know you are paying, even if less given , they stand around to catch more in the net ! Made 4-5 girls dance, around 10 songs, happy exit again..

Funometer - 8


Quick dinner at Krishna, ran into LK69, asked for spa tips as alternative to queens, man rattled some 10 spa names, each with its own usp. This guy is encyclopaedia of NM spas, wish i had noted it down, unable to remember most of it now!!

Went to Sona on my own.. If like me you too wonder what happens to RM girl when they reach 30, probably they cross the road and join Sona.. what happened to this place? Wish mgmt spent as much effort on quality of girls as they did to renovate the place.. and whatever happened to OB dress code? Where are the shimmering white, dazzling shades of pastel, red wine ghagras', olive green lehengas?? It was a sea of black and mostly single piece.. Maybe patrons taste have changed. To watch aaj ki raat danced by girl in black single piece on pointed stilletos, is not my vision of OB (thankfully and grateful for that, ILTM compensated the disappointment and restored my faith on OB girls with starnight experience on last day, amazing..) ..
6 songs, 90 min and 13k later, sad exit..

Funometer - 3

Overall, fantastic trip, can't wait to return. As always, appreciation of MK goes without saying. Jai NM, Jai Maharastra !!

Regards
Basu












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Another gem of an FR from the king himself.. All hail Basu Bhai

 

[inder007]

With very low traffic in forum these days, don't think I need to add statutory warnings anymore.. For the new members, cautionary note, my posts are very random and don't add any new info !!

It had been nearly 5 months since my last visit , which was not an exciting trip due to LE activites, bar closing by 9.30, not enough girls, big increase in alcohol cost,but as saying goes, a monger is for life, so grabbed the first opportunity to visit NM.

Other than bar opening hours all other issues from last visit still exists ! Yet, it was exciting and satisfying trip as had chance to meet Bond, AlwaysAshwin, LK69, Anna, Mayur, Mark, ILTM, Devil, and first time PC as well. True patrons of the art !!

Started day one with usual queens visit. I was the first customer, only 2 girls (1 girl and 1 woman pretending to be a girl) were there due to miladunnabi celebration. System has changed, you need to pay upfront at the counter for service as well. Charged 4K, 2K counter and 2K for FS. Counter charges , 30% inflation ! Paid up for Riya. Girl must have read Queens standard operating procedure manual very well, as received all the service you would expect from queens masseuse !! She was bit surprised that I refused DFK, told her about being uncomfortable knowing that that tongue would have explored some dark holes ! Deed done in sprint fashion, shower, dress, tip, exit.

Taking Inder's lead, Queens Funometer - 6/10.

We went to Mayur around 5, first floor, inner room. Not many had turned up,, usual Mayur stuff, released my built up groping urge with few who sat with us, witnessed few dental check-ups happening at few tables, with dentist using 'tong'ue effectively, was happy that things are normal !! Nothing much to write about, still my favourite place to start the evening !

Funometer - 8

Reached Deepika around 7. Big let down, only two were on floor, unable to categorise them girls or aunties, were in the cusp of going outside aunty range ! Bond joined, it was more fun bromancing with him than with available girls. After 2 beers , decided to leave, black coat brought a girl ( one with 3 butterflies tatooed on her kamar), she played her song and danced, okaish, she did give a good try, but we were not able to enjoy as there was no one else to look around ! Left by 8. Probably around 12-15 girls at this time, still not the usual volume !

Funometer - 4

Walked to RM. Not sure if the sign boards, facade, extension are all new since my last visit, if so, shows signs of prosperity! Wasn't wrong as the place was packed with both girls and patrons. Got a table to the right side of the bar and soon Ashwin joined us.
RM is probably the bar equivalent of Aldi/ Lidl supermarkets of Europe ! While a typical supermarket offers variety of choices and thereby confusing customers what to chose, like Aldi/Lidl having mostly their own brand and less choice, RM has pretty much standardised their wares. To get a job, you need to be young, rajasthani, slim, proper DB attire, even if you can't dance, try and when required, have to go for entry !! Yes, they all differ in facial features, but I am pretty sure if you mask 10 random girls and line up, it will be hard to differentiate who is who!! Ofcourse there are boobologists and Kamarists amongst us, who identify even by a small mole (yes, hole as well !), but for someone with 4eye vision like me, they all look same and most importantly, beautiful even when not drunk !! Also make me wonder, what happens to these girls when they are past the max age limit? I have seen girls move between bars, but have not come across RM girl going to Kishor or Ramesh.. probably they make good money and settle !!

Made 4-5 girls dance, scared few of them by joining them on floor, 500-1000 per song, few beers later, happy exit..


Funometer - 8

Reached Rasna around 9.30 The place, along with, boobs, hips, bums were all heaving as usual. Luckily got a table in inner room, Ashwin and MK settled with their PYTs and I with two bombs. As in size not necessarily looks.. Some heavy heaving !! One considerate patron moved so that I could sit on the stool and after an hour of intimate dances, some twirking and grinding by bombs damaging my pelvic area slightly, decided to move. Not much damage to purse though. High VFM place.

Funometer - 7

Reached Race, ran into Anna and Mayur, fresh from twirk memory, twirked for them for aaj ki raat, bastards only threw kisses and not money, so knocked their drinks and escaped !

Race is definitely good, the key issue is lighting. For every song, the disco light is on and it is very hard to make out which girl danced for what. But the place seems to be the goto place and was full on all 3 days. Very young girls, so be cautious. Unlike RM, quite a few said they cannot dance and not making effort as well, and with nearly 60-70 girls, I doubt half of them make any money. If you like pyts, and not care much about dance, this is the place. Not sure of entry score. As usual played Tyrion's playlist for an hour or so. 500-1000 per song.. Once they know you are paying, even if less given , they stand around to catch more in the net ! Made 4-5 girls dance, around 10 songs, happy exit again..

Funometer - 8


Quick dinner at Krishna, ran into LK69, asked for spa tips as alternative to queens, man rattled some 10 spa names, each with its own usp. This guy is encyclopaedia of NM spas, wish i had noted it down, unable to remember most of it now!!

Went to Sona on my own.. If like me you too wonder what happens to RM girl when they reach 30, probably they cross the road and join Sona.. what happened to this place? Wish mgmt spent as much effort on quality of girls as they did to renovate the place.. and whatever happened to OB dress code? Where are the shimmering white, dazzling shades of pastel, red wine ghagras', olive green lehengas?? It was a sea of black and mostly single piece.. Maybe patrons taste have changed. To watch aaj ki raat danced by girl in black single piece on pointed stilletos, is not my vision of OB (thankfully and grateful for that, ILTM compensated the disappointment and restored my faith on OB girls with starnight experience on last day, amazing..) ..
6 songs, 90 min and 13k later, sad exit..

Funometer - 3

Overall, fantastic trip, can't wait to return. As always, appreciation of MK goes without saying. Jai NM, Jai Maharastra !!

Regards
Basu












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[inder007]

Started the fun with Mayur ground floor. Looks like it is the norm of mongers here to get warmed up with Mayur. Plenty has been written on what happens in Mayur. Waiter brought a very young girl who is from Gwalior. She was good looking and absolutely new. Thought I hit a jackpot but was a big disaster. Being fresh to this business had an ever lasting grumpy face. Sweet talks like grumpy face doesn’t suit her pretty face did not work. Paying 500 up front also failed. She is new and has come here by force I think. Replaced her with a Master of SB Arts to satisfy my needs.

Girls - 1500
Drink - 1150
Tips - 200

Headed to Deepika when girls were just filling up. I am not a good dancer but can enjoy. Enjoyed the rib-tickling dances with Swati, Manisha, Reshma and one more. I enjoy the fun these girls provide and more the effort they put in. I believe this is the Chinaswamy stadium of dance bars. Mongers can score more even than Rasna. It is my personal opinion and not to hurt Rasna fans.

Girls - 2500
Drinks - 1600
Dj - 400 , 50 per song. Never give them more
Tips - 250 including the doorman

The next destination was Kings, seeing some review. This was not to my liking and exited immediately. Moved to race where I was invited by sea of girls and patrons. No excitement as our patrons were mere spectators and no one jumping into action. I decided to participate and became another spectator. Made one pyt dance and left.

Reached Bela after a mild street food dinner. Bela is not so exciting but I have my muse who moved here from heaven. It is temporary as per her due to commitments but it is two weeks now. I hate everything in Bela except this girl. Worst waiters, stewards, music system, dj and manager.

I wanted to visit heaven but with not so good experience in Bela called it quits.

Funnometer rating as Inder

Mayur - 8
Deepika - 9
Kings - 0
Race - 5
Bela - 3

Thanks .. so happy to see i have contributed to the forum

 

[Pandu123]

In Deepika.. any forum members?

 

[Basu1970]

Few DMs asking about other bars we visited in this trip, so summary below. Statutory warning still valid and applies !


Day 2

Kishore, Bhoir, RM, Race, Kings, Kapal, Ramesh

Day 3

Mayur, Rasna, Race, Starcity, Starnight

Day 4

Mayur, RM, Laila, Sai Darbar, Ramesh


Kishore - Kurukshetra of bars ! Battle was fought, philosophical discourses made, life lessons taught , all in the background of discarded tissues on floor!!

Still a pargana of bengal, probably portrait of mamta didi in make-up room, who knows maybe indian foreign affairs for Bangladesh having a small office in the back to process visa enquiries, bengali medium school...

Still has continuous feeder of new girls, who from a simple rural girl transform to a kishor professional faster than a larvae metaphors, overseen by mama-sans like anita, preeti, rani etc. on kishorifcation of new girl

Still MK finds those hidden larvaes (just on newness, not looks !!) and moulds them to butterflies..Managed to sit with a newbie with botoxified reardom. Plump..

Still has Past prime ones loitering near toilets (or whatever those two are for pissing), to catch an unsuspecting drunk to spleen some boni, outside tables filled with bored and anxious painted gieshas, once you give more than the going rate, next time force sit and mark the territory..

Still has Waiters, maybe from Udupi veg restaurant background, so fast in table service and expect similar fast drink and exit from you, else, half raised hand for another bottle every 5 min, never miss an opportunity to get double boni during shift change, always in harrassed state, and harrass customers as well..

Still patronised by white shirt local councillors, expecting reverence from everyone, 50+ like me seeking corner tables to relive the past and relieve , haggle on everything, teach newbies on how to be shameless...

Still the same stuffy, smoky, unhygienic, customer unfriendly, health hazardous place..


Still a FUN place.


Funometer - 7


My personal opinion is that any newcomer to bar scene must get baptised here atleast once !!


Bhoir - Avoid. But don't avoid the vada pav stall behind the bar or on the oppoaite lane. Over the years, like many other items, size has gone small and price have gone up, but still tastes good, a quick fix place for late evening, pre dinner peckishness..


RM -not much changed in a day, except on day 2, kaju kismis were added to snack pack, black coat acknowledging our spending has reached kaju level?!! Thats

Usual routine followed, call DJ, request song, select some girl, watch the dance along with her on the mirror, get a fake surprise expression from her when you join, spend 1k on song and for next one, get pulled by herself to the floor.. business as usual.. I think there are 4 types here.. leaders, aspirants, laggards and scanners. girls from previous night spend quota, stand in first row as leaders, girls who recognise you from previous visits or want to grab a share as aspirants, those who are like what's the point of spending the energy, take me up and get the deed done and those who continuosly move around to catch the bakhra of the day.. i switch between aspirant and scanners and invariably the next day they are on the first row ! RM girls by far have the best memory!!


Funometer - 9. Liking this place !!



Race - still an 8 on funometer scale. Unlike other bars, the girls don't come and shake your hands , do they? If they do, atleast you can assume that you have made them dance and look for someone, otherwise in that light setting it was difficult !! In a sea of carrom boards (nitin gadkari must give specification for his roads as most race girls chest.. smooth and flat..), found a green goddess with perfect double speed breakers.. after an hour of bumpy ride, decided to go to Kings.. on the way out met anna and mayur , who suggested Kapal instead..


Decided to stop enroute for short time at Kings. As many have said, it is mostly 'point and collect' place.. even before we settled , black coat hinted that all we need to do is ask ! If dance is a priority, definitely deepika, RM, whitehouse, Race, Kapal are much better places.. Liked one pyt, asked to dance on few songs, no resistance to hold and dance with her, paid 500 per song.. problem was with dj, he asked for 100 per song, then didn't play any song fully..


Speaking of DJs does anyone see similarity of Rasna, RM, Laila DJs? If they are brothers/ related, then they have cornered a very lucrative market !!


Funometer - 4


Reached Kapal around 11. Best floor design I would say if you manage to get centre seats. It is a rectangular compartment with seats on two sides and therefore all girls need to stand facing only one side. Unlike the multi aisled RM or labyrinth that is Race, this compartment structure means mongers can scan all girls without need to move around and more importantly you get lot of free dance shows from other tables !


Girls are definitely of better quality , one girl was making continuous eye contact, looked as if she was on an air jordan and ready to jump anytime !


Called her for a song..


15 songs and closing time at 2ish, she was the last one to leave. More than the girl, DJ wanted to take my number !!


Probably my first time I asked only 1 girl to dance, against usual 4-5. I wouldn't rate her dancing skills as exceptional, but it was the personality and eagerness to please that caught us offguard (too much alcohol didn't help either !). As songs progressed, so was closeness, and when oh baba kiss me played, had a mini vip moment!! If there is a vip room in kapal, wouldn't mind spending sometime there with her !! Unfortunately no marked visuals to explain who it is..



Funometer -9. Purely a personal rating with considerable external factors, alcohol being primary!!


It was quite late to go for dinner, so dragged MK to Ramesh.At that time it was sardined with no place to sit.. after 10 min got a seat and thats all i could remember clearly, with some vagueness of handing money to a tanned , ever smiling cutie on stage.. Looks like i may have been more generous as on last day visited again and got surrounded by bhaajiwalis from nearby junta market who were on night shift at ramesh and whom i seem to have tipped ! Seriously considering maverick way of no drinking or less drinking!!


Have fun guys...On those DMs about entry, sorry friends, I am not the person. In last 1 and 1/2 years, took only 3 for entry. From SB resto, kishor and Mayur..I am very sure I paid more than market rate, so don't ask !! Spa visits has made me lazy to do any, maybe next time will ditch spa and focus on getting a DB girl out of office hours !!


Regards

Basu

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[Shobh073]

Few DMs asking about other bars we visited in this trip, so summary below. Statutory warning still valid and applies !


Day 2

Kishore, Bhoir, RM, Race, Kings, Kapal, Ramesh

Day 3

Mayur, Rasna, Race, Starcity, Starnight

Day 4

Mayur, RM, Laila, Sai Darbar, Ramesh


Kishore - Kurukshetra of bars ! Battle was fought, philosophical discourses made, life lessons taught , all in the background of discarded tissues on floor!!

Still a pargana of bengal, probably portrait of mamta didi in make-up room, who knows maybe indian foreign affairs for Bangladesh having a small office in the back to process visa enquiries, bengali medium school...

Still has continuous feeder of new girls, who from a simple rural girl transform to a kishor professional faster than a larvae metaphors, overseen by mama-sans like anita, preeti, rani etc. on kishorifcation of new girl

Still MK finds those hidden larvaes (just on newness, not looks !!) and moulds them to butterflies..Managed to sit with a newbie with botoxified reardom. Plump..

Still has Past prime ones loitering near toilets (or whatever those two are for pissing), to catch an unsuspecting drunk to spleen some boni, outside tables filled with bored and anxious painted gieshas, once you give more than the going rate, next time force sit and mark the territory..

Still has Waiters, maybe from Udupi veg restaurant background, so fast in table service and expect similar fast drink and exit from you, else, half raised hand for another bottle every 5 min, never miss an opportunity to get double boni during shift change, always in harrassed state, and harrass customers as well..

Still patronised by white shirt local councillors, expecting reverence from everyone, 50+ like me seeking corner tables to relive the past and relieve , haggle on everything, teach newbies on how to be shameless...

Still the same stuffy, smoky, unhygienic, customer unfriendly, health hazardous place..


Still a FUN place.


Funometer - 7


My personal opinion is that any newcomer to bar scene must get baptised here atleast once !!


Bhoir - Avoid. But don't avoid the vada pav stall behind the bar or on the oppoaite lane. Over the years, like many other items, size has gone small and price have gone up, but still tastes good, a quick fix place for late evening, pre dinner peckishness..


RM -not much changed in a day, except on day 2, kaju kismis were added to snack pack, black coat acknowledging our spending has reached kaju level?!! Thats

Usual routine followed, call DJ, request song, select some girl, watch the dance along with her on the mirror, get a fake surprise expression from her when you join, spend 1k on song and for next one, get pulled by herself to the floor.. business as usual.. I think there are 4 types here.. leaders, aspirants, laggards and scanners. girls from previous night spend quota, stand in first row as leaders, girls who recognise you from previous visits or want to grab a share as aspirants, those who are like what's the point of spending the energy, take me up and get the deed done and those who continuosly move around to catch the bakhra of the day.. i switch between aspirant and scanners and invariably the next day they are on the first row ! RM girls by far have the best memory!!


Funometer - 9. Liking this place !!



Race - still an 8 on funometer scale. Unlike other bars, the girls don't come and shake your hands , do they? If they do, atleast you can assume that you have made them dance and look for someone, otherwise in that light setting it was difficult !! In a sea of carrom boards (nitin gadkari must give specification for his roads as most race girls chest.. smooth and flat..), found a green goddess with perfect double speed breakers.. after an hour of bumpy ride, decided to go to Kings.. on the way out met anna and mayur , who suggested Kapal instead..


Decided to stop enroute for short time at Kings. As many have said, it is mostly 'point and collect' place.. even before we settled , black coat hinted that all we need to do is ask ! If dance is a priority, definitely deepika, RM, whitehouse, Race, Kapal are much better places.. Liked one pyt, asked to dance on few songs, no resistance to hold and dance with her, paid 500 per song.. problem was with dj, he asked for 100 per song, then didn't play any song fully..


Speaking of DJs does anyone see similarity of Rasna, RM, Laila DJs? If they are brothers/ related, then they have cornered a very lucrative market !!


Funometer - 4


Reached Kapal around 11. Best floor design I would say if you manage to get centre seats. It is a rectangular compartment with seats on two sides and therefore all girls need to stand facing only one side. Unlike the multi aisled RM or labyrinth that is Race, this compartment structure means mongers can scan all girls without need to move around and more importantly you get lot of free dance shows from other tables !


Girls are definitely of better quality , one girl was making continuous eye contact, looked as if she was on an air jordan and ready to jump anytime !


Called her for a song..


15 songs and closing time at 2ish, she was the last one to leave. More than the girl, DJ wanted to take my number !!


Probably my first time I asked only 1 girl to dance, against usual 4-5. I wouldn't rate her dancing skills as exceptional, but it was the personality and eagerness to please that caught us offguard (too much alcohol didn't help either !). As songs progressed, so was closeness, and when oh baba kiss me played, had a mini vip moment!! If there is a vip room in kapal, wouldn't mind spending sometime there with her !! Unfortunately no marked visuals to explain who it is..



Funometer -9. Purely a personal rating with considerable external factors, alcohol being primary!!


It was quite late to go for dinner, so dragged MK to Ramesh.At that time it was sardined with no place to sit.. after 10 min got a seat and thats all i could remember clearly, with some vagueness of handing money to a tanned , ever smiling cutie on stage.. Looks like i may have been more generous as on last day visited again and got surrounded by bhaajiwalis from nearby junta market who were on night shift at ramesh and whom i seem to have tipped ! Seriously considering maverick way of no drinking or less drinking!!


Have fun guys...On those DMs about entry, sorry friends, I am not the person. In last 1 and 1/2 years, took only 3 for entry. From SB resto, kishor and Mayur..I am very sure I paid more than market rate, so don't ask !! Spa visits has made me lazy to do any, maybe next time will ditch spa and focus on getting a DB girl out of office hours !!


Regards

Basu

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I remember ( 2019) I was in star city ob, Basu Da and guy wearing spectacles entered and suddenly the whole environment changed. Basu da was dancing on choli ke piche song and spects guy showering money on cutie wearing ghaghara choli.

The energy level and the way they were enjoying was truly amazing I can’t forget that movement as that’s how we all should be enjoying and living movement.

Thanks & Regards.


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[themonger]

Bhai, yes , we were them ! Probably you must be the gentleman doing ungentlemanly things with a red dressed nubile thing !! and was kind enough to vacate the stool so that i could occupy and get grinded like a batter !!


Regards
Basu



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Dada, that was my friend, I was happy on the couch playing a casting director role!!!...and as @TyrionLannister69 mentioned, that stool is what it does best for grinding....its more sought after than even the peacock throne!