(((((( Amy the magic hands )))))))

[Ricardo P]

The dogs were covered in post #29

 

[woofs n whiskers]

OK, naturally I could not stay away, even though when Xerios said she was similar to Maggie, who i found a little too mature with just an OK massage, I said I would look elsewhere; But SFMike and Snowmonger seem to be fans of hers & their recommendations are usually pretty good.

Personally, I would give her a couple of points over Maggie for looks; to me she has a really attractive face, but I didn't splurge for the clothes off option so don't know those attributes, but she seemed a little wide in the hip department short but not a spinner by any means ... not too big either, just a solid medium build.

The massage, MOST excellent! Hard and well done, she really is worth going just for that, probably one of the best I have had in a long time/many years.

The cons: phone rings quite a lot, many just queries; when I was there of about four calls only one booking. The dogs ... yuck! There has got to be at least four and I'm figuring a few more than that. They were whining, scratching at doors the whole time I was there and at the same time she is yelling at them to shut up, or promising to take them for a walk.

Worse than that however is the smell! Wet dog smell ... you know the one, every where up stairs, in the shower bathroom especially enough to make you gag!

Next time, and there will be a next time because of her excellent massage, for gifts, which the experience pooners say get you more mileage, I'm bringing a fan-based Glade plug in, a bucket of Febreze, and a couple of dog bones to quiet the dogs down maybe that will get her wet

BTW, I'll leave a donation jar by the door for you fellow pooners to help contribute to the Febreze ... that's expensive stuff

 

[invader zim luver]

Can someone pm me her full contact my number? I can't find her on CL.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Where have you looked?

I am not sure what today's date is, but she has an ad from April 13:



Chinese Massage by Amy*** (Vancouver)

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Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-04-13, 4:14PM PDT


Enjoy a Deep Tissue total Relaxation Massage.It will definitely relief your stress.

please call Amy to book an appointment-604-295-XXXX.

Quiet location with parking at front.
I'm located in E 58 AVE & Fraser.

 

[yeaitsme000]

Seriously, I can't believe people need to be coddled like this. It's been stated she is on CL and also in the therapeutic section...VOTOMS, get a grip dude!

 

[Jojoe]

and post #35

 

[newroom]

Thanks, Oppai.

The problem with most L & L'ers is that they cannot think outside the box. Most believe that if someone says that a girl advertises on C/L, in their minds, there is only one section, erotic. Not so.

 

[Davelle]

ok, yes, this is a trend - maybe it feels like piling on, but i just wanted to give my two cents on AMY.

looks are subjective, but seriously, if you think that maggie (ala sunny+maggie) is more attractive, you need your eyes examined. seriously. i wouldn't say AMY is a head turner, but she's pleasant and she seems to take care of herself. and yes, she's early to mid 30's. for sure. if she's 22, i'm 12. her voice however is at least 65.

the dog smell? yah, for sure. kinda nasty, and i think during the massage, one of the dogs took a dump outside the door. it was unpleasant. i'm being polite. it was fucking gross.

location: just in the middle of vancouver grid suburbia - houses houses everywhere. she says she lives with her sister. probably true.

so not much else to really say...the massage was freakishly hard. if you like hard, she can and will provide. half way through, i mentioned that it may be a little too hard. she lightened up. i flipped myself at the 30 minute mark or so, and she went to work on the junior. she has a nice touch - she really knows what she's doing...very nice technique and she will do anything you really ask. she didn't want me touching upstairs, but she was fine with my hands below the waist. she was super enthusiastic and as a simple r+t, i would say that she is a great value (.6).

i am going to try YOYO in richmond tho - can someone who's tried both compare the two? that would be cool.

 

[Dani Ludwig]

i have been with both, and although yo-yo has a pretty good body, her attitude, to me, takes away from that, where as amy's attitude is great.

yo-yo is mechanical & always in business mode vs. amy's more relaxed style.

but the dogs ... and their smell, takes away all the good of amy.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Can you recommend a good optometrist?




(i'd say amy's cuter / more attractive facially, but body-wise i'd say maggie).

 

[lostinlove1919]

Any time I smell dog poo at the place I ask for a discount LOL