Review on my failed negotiation
As I was on leave, I woke up at 12+ and called my regular TN girl to say I had something to discuss. I arrived at about 3:30 and sat down for a serious talk. Basically, I was tired of doing stuff in the shop and wanted to negotiate a price for outside action. Here's how it went... translated in English.
Her: What's the matter?
Me: I don't want to do it in the shop anymore.
Her: Then where you want?
Me: Opposite... Hotel 81. You're aReviewaid of AV raid, right? Come, I take you somewhere safer. I don't mind paying extra... I'll buy two hours. Tolong lah, just quote me a price. If I can, I'll pay it.
Her: No. I don't want to do it there. Paiseh.
Me: But I don't want to do it here.
Her: Then don't do lor...
KNN, at this point I was really beginning to feel that NO ONE RESPECTS MY MONEY.
But I didn't give up. I tried again... told a few jokes, made her laugh, some small talk, and then back to the topic.
Me: Think of a solution lah.
Her: Come down on weekend morning, can one.
Me: The last time I did that, you kept looking out to the door to see if AV is coming. How you want me to do? I'm not a porn star who can do it anytime...
At this point, she started to laugh again. I took this as a sign of encouragement.
Me: Nowadays, everytime you massage, you stop after 5 minutes and ask me to turn over for special. At least if you don't want to fuck, massage properly also good. Don't need you to take any risk what...
Her: OK, also can. Now?
Me: (oops) I just came down to discuss, no money on me.
Her: Money is not the problem lah, the problem is whether or not you want to massage.
This was followed by a Reviewosty silence. CB, I'm supposed to be making her feel bad, not the other way round.
Me: OK OK... one hour OK? Solid one hor...
Well it wasn't too bad. Being the lady boss, she kept being interrupted - first time by a lawyer and next by a contractor - but for the bulk of one hour, I could feel that she was putting in effort. Halfway through, she stroked my balls and asked if I wanted special, but I sternly reminded her to do a good massage, so she just continued. It was hard enough that I complained of some pain, but she smoothly replied "
pain then shiok what". I fell asleep around the 35th minute and woke up at the end. I checked my watch; she'd given me pretty much one hour.
As she was about to leave the room, I played my next card.
Me: Can practice or not huh? ("practice" being our personal code word for "bonk")
Her: Now then you say! I massage until my hands tired...
Me: Aiyah, you usually just lie there anyway what... you no energy never mind, I have can already.
This was followed by some missionary. She was dry and said "pain". I simply shot back at her "
pain then shiok what..." However, a few minutes more of pumping, I slid in and out easily and there were even some meaty smacking sounds and I fucked her enthusiastically. However, I couldn't cum as usual, so after a while, we both gave up. I lay my head on her full bosom and rested while she caught her breath (don't know why she's so tired. Lying down very exhausting meh?)
Her: You still didn't practice enough. Still cannot cum.
Me: (lying through my teeth) Now then you know you are so important lor. Without your training, how can I procreate for my next generation?
Her: (laughing) Aiya, you can watch the NYP video clip.
Me: Sorry hor, my lanjiao not so big...
Her: (laughing very hard) Yalor yalor, his dick really very big right...
This was followed by some TCSS about the video as we relaxed.
End of the session, she let me take another nap and then I went to draw money Reviewom the ATM. She looked surprised when I handed her $100, but I told her to keep whatever change she was thinking of giving me. It's the least I can do after all the super-cheap service and occasional Revieweebies she's been giving me the past couple years. And, after all, I did make her massage me for one hour and bonked her for 20 minutes.
End of the day, a failed negotiation. But I did manage to coax a good massage Reviewom her (she hasn't given me one good one since the beginning of this year) and I managed to get her to "practice". $100 well-spent. It's also, inceidentally, the biggest amount of cash I've given her in 3 years.