Best of 2019

[Rubmegood]

They are not girlfriend so no gift.
If they buy me I will buy for her.

Sheesh! For me it's kind of a tradition, I guess. If you deal with a business or any service provider on an ongoing basis, you get a small gift and a card for them at X-mas as a gesture of good will. Besides a gift to my favourite girl I gave a gift to XP as a business.

 

[m694ever]

I got my mailman, boss, fellow workers and barber something as well as my regular masseuse.

 

[Deleted member 72001]

I follow the Boss and Barber gift as well.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Lisa at O'Massage should be on any top 10 list. Does anyone know if she is back?

She is Jessica at Meridian. One of the few great massages I have had this year. She has introduced back walking to her repertoire....and she is very good at it. She is a little between average and bbw body type, and attractive....but maybe a little too heavy for backwalking on guys under 180ish. But, she did the trick for a ton of my aches and pains.

 

[Albertaman]

She is Jessica at Meridian. One of the few great massages I have had this year. She has introduced back walking to her repertoire....and she is very good at it. She is a little between average and bbw body type, and attractive....but maybe a little to heavy for backwalking on guys under 180ish. But, she did the trick for a ton of my aches and pains.

Phew, At first glance, my brain saw 180 lb, and I gasped at the backwalking imagery of being steamrolled. Then I actually read MMs words. Sounds much much better . Mind you, using the ceiling rails, a highly skilled masseuse, even at 200 lbs should be able to flutter like a butterfly on our backs, when less pressure is called for. However they need superior skills and a gymnast's upper body strength.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Phew, At first glance, my brain saw 180 lb, and I gasped at the backwalking imagery of being steamrolled. Then I actually read MMs words. Sounds much much better . Mind you, using the ceiling rails, a highly skilled masseuse, even at 200 lbs should be able to flutter like a butterfly on our backs, when less pressure is called for. However they need superior skills and a gymnast's upper body strength.

Pretty sure she's new at it. So, she will get better. But, she has great deep tissue strength in her fingers....so I probably will stick with that next time. I will go to Strathcona or Blue Sky for the backwalking.

 

[jroy4u]

Here’s my best 2019 - not in order
Cindy - Xiaoping
Marie - Q-Massage
Wendy- XP
Original Sunny
Laura - GE

Mixed opinion:
If above mentioned are busy then these are next one on the list
Nini at Bluesky: She’s amazing and very good at back walking. I’d go see her when needed a good and legit massage.
Amy/Iris/CiCi-Nana/Kitty-Rosewater
Katy/YoYo (Not sure the name): She’s a chubby girl at Q massage (fake sunny). Relaxing massage, She’s happy for the most part but can be lazy at times. Also a clock watcher but price are reasonable.

Would try and avoid in 2020:
Kelly (asian) - Hygiene/Cleanliness. I’m sure she’s probably doing her best but I find lacking these aspects from my last Visit. Sorry Kelly.
May (GE) - no offence guys, I know she’s favourite to lot of our well experienced friends here. I’ll also admit the service wasn’t bad (but not the best IMO even compared to others at same location)
Clock watcher - I’m not even kidding, she cut time to almost half during my very first visit to her.
She appreciated my business however (but I think anybody would; especially when you get in just about half the time!!)
My simple logic with May at GE is - Prices similar to Original Sunny and by far Sunny always respected my time and top notch service. I won’t go in further detail respecting their management’s ask about review.
Old lady at Meridian/JJ: I don’t remember her name but she was short and really old parson. She literally massage+he in 10 mins for half an hour session. Not even leaving the room while I dress up - changing sheets etc during that time. Not sure if she’s still working there because I avoid going to that location since then as I thought it’s a total rip off.

Going to try:
Lois at XP: I’ve seen her once long time ago when she just started at XP and it was OK. I’m getting the sense it could be due to my first ever session w/ her. Will see how it goes and report back.
Lara at GE (not sure same person as Laura)
Sandra at Nana
Emma at Meridian/JJ

PS: Tried my best to articulate MY opinion/experience. Yours may be same or different. Apologies in advance if it’s not suitable to yours.

Merry Christmas fellas

 

[icemocha]

Here’s my best 2019 - not in order
Cindy - Xiaoping
Marie - Q-Massage
Wendy- XP
Original Sunny
Laura - GE

Mixed opinion:
If above mentioned are busy then these are next one on the list
Nini at Bluesky: She’s amazing and very good at back walking. I’d go see her when needed a good and legit massage.
Amy/Iris/CiCi-Nana/Kitty-Rosewater
Katy/YoYo (Not sure the name): She’s a chubby girl at Q massage (fake sunny). Relaxing massage, She’s happy for the most part but can be lazy at times. Also a clock watcher but price are reasonable.

Would try and avoid in 2020:
Kelly (asian) - Hygiene/Cleanliness. I’m sure she’s probably doing her best but I find lacking these aspects from my last Visit. Sorry Kelly.
May (GE) - no offence guys, I know she’s favourite to lot of our well experienced friends here. I’ll also admit the service wasn’t bad (but not the best IMO even compared to others at same location)
Clock watcher - I’m not even kidding, she cut time to almost half during my very first visit to her.
She appreciated my business however (but I think anybody would; especially when you get in just about half the time!!)
My simple logic with May at GE is - Prices similar to Original Sunny and by far Sunny always respected my time and top notch service. I won’t go in further detail respecting their management’s ask about review.
Old lady at Meridian/JJ: I don’t remember her name but she was short and really old parson. She literally massage+he in 10 mins for half an hour session. Not even leaving the room while I dress up - changing sheets etc during that time. Not sure if she’s still working there because I avoid going to that location since then as I thought it’s a total rip off.

Going to try:
Lois at XP: I’ve seen her once long time ago when she just started at XP and it was OK. I’m getting the sense it could be due to my first ever session w/ her. Will see how it goes and report back.
Lara at GE (not sure same person as Laura)
Sandra at Nana
Emma at Meridian/JJ

PS: Tried my best to articulate MY opinion/experience. Yours may be same or different. Apologies in advance if it’s not suitable to yours.

Merry Christmas fellas

Feel sorry for your bad experience with May, but like said it is all like YMMV. My favourite lady may not be yours.

I think Laura is Lara, tall, slim build girl with glasses on and only offers relaxation massage. Lois at Xiaoping is on my to go list as well. Sandra at Nana offers average massage and her menu is quite open.

Anyway folks Merry Christmas, and wish we have more new gems in 2020.

 

[Cabinmon]

That would be me! Linda hands out bottles of wine at XP to loyal customers at Christmas as well.

Oh I gotta check that one out

 

[Cabinmon]

So who buys their number 1 or “go to” lady a Christmas gift?

Oh I got invited to Christmas lunch at residence. Bringing wine and appies

 

[Albertaman]

Oh I got invited to Christmas lunch at residence. Bringing wine and appies

You guys are angels. I would bring a great wine, nuru gel, and rubber sheets.


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[GuyIncognito]

Here’s my best 2019 - not in order
Cindy - Xiaoping
Marie - Q-Massage
Wendy- XP
Original Sunny
Laura - GE



Would try and avoid in 2020:
Kelly (asian) - Hygiene/Cleanliness. I’m sure she’s probably doing her best but I find lacking these aspects from my last Visit. Sorry Kelly.

I haven't seen Kelly (82ave) for a few months, anything I should pay attention to next time? I never found her for a lack of hygiene or cleanliness. Clean sheets and washes her hands before and after session and generally during session depending on what happens....

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I haven't seen Kelly (82ave) for a few months, anything I should pay attention to next time? I never found her for a lack of hygiene or cleanliness. Clean sheets and washes her hands before and after session and generally during session depending on what happens....

1. Jessica (J&J - Meridian.)
2. Tiffany (Best Care)
3. May (Blue Sky)
4. Jennifer (Rosewater)
5. May (Good Energy)
6. Cindy (Strathcona)


But, it felt like the latter three were in 2018...that's how bad my memory can be.

After that, I can't remember anything great enough to make a top 2019 list.

Maybe at the beginning of the year. But, I had at least a dozen uninspiring to absolute shit massages in 2019....so I don't remember. The best I could describe it: a few quality Hondas, mixed in with a bunch of poorly designed Chevrolets. Doh!!!

And happy New Year's everyone. Hope mine turns out better than 2019....but....
I ask my banking lender to defer two payments on my Chevrolet Lemonox. They tell me it will cost $99. They charge me the $99....but they also charge me that first payment. That was, in part, money needed for a massage. They say they can't refund me the payment right away....that I have to take a screen shot of my account. They say, it takes five days for them to get the payment. Well...it leaves my account...immediately: so where the hell does it go: the banking fairy in the sky, who takes his 5 days of interest, before passing in on to the next banking fairy, I owe the money to?

 

[Baller22]

1. Jessica (J&J - Meridian.)
2. Tiffany (Best Care)
3. May (Blue Sky)
4. Jennifer (Rosewater)
5. May (Good Energy)
6. Cindy (Strathcona)


But, it felt like the latter three were in 2018...that's how bad my memory can be.

After that, I can't remember anything great enough to make a top 2019 list.

Maybe at the beginning of the year. But, I had at least a dozen uninspiring to absolute shit massages in 2019....so I don't remember. The best I could describe it: a few quality Hondas, mixed in with a bunch of poorly designed Chevrolets. Doh!!!

And happy New Year's everyone. Hope mine turns out better than 2019....but....
I ask my banking lender to defer two payments on my Chevrolet Lemonox. They tell me it will cost $99. They charge me the $99....but they also charge me that first payment. That was, in part, money needed for a massage. They say they can't refund me the payment right away....that I have to take a screen shot of my account. They say, it takes five days for them to get the payment. Well...it leaves my account...immediately: so where the hell does it go: the banking fairy in the sky, who takes his 5 days of interest, before passing in on to the next banking fairy, I owe the money to?

Hello MM wondering if you would be willing to PM me on your picks for top 2019?

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[Rubmegood]

Hello MM wondering if you would be willing to PM me on your picks for top 2019?

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Hmm... I could be wrong, but I think PM works both ways.... Jus' sayin'...

 

[Baller22]

Hmm... I could be wrong, but I think PM works both ways.... Jus' sayin'...

Beat it nunya

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