Bikini Hostesses in Kamala party

[Pleccy]

Sorry Dennis mate gonna have to put you on ignore until I can clear this (very) mental image of you criuising round Kamalalalala in your open top jeep wearing the itsy bitsy teeny weeny number, man that's disturbing.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Is the massive fcuk off yacht parked in the bay with the helicopter on the back anything to do with you?

 

[bigestpimpin]

Superyachts are ships, but not all ship are superyachts. Superyachts are mostly designed to be moored in a port or anchored in a bay. Other ships loose money being idle like that. (Just jealous because they never asked me, or maybe I wouldn't like to follow every whimp of those guys).
I'll take my coat now.

 

[Dave B]

I always thought that a boat could be taken onshoe for hull repairs etc, while a ship couldn't. But then I am a land rover. Or is that a Jeep?

I have no idea what makes a super yacht compared to a standard yacht. But I do know where "As cold as Brass Monkeys" comes from, so there!

 

[Alek]

So evidently "size" DOES matter !! :intello:

 

[sweetiepie_screamer]

Think Dennis is back in town................

 

[surfstoked]

Shiver me timbles and Straddle me Vitals Shipmates!

I'm working on a new boatship as I type, it's an exact replica of the Mayflower made with old plastic lighters that have washed up on the beach in Kamalalala and bits of Superglue. It's coming along nicely too!

I filled the paddling pool (Not big enough to swim, couldn't find enough lighters) bit at the back today but it leaked slightly and sank the boat but I am having it de-barnacled tomollow by the de-barnaclingingbarnacle bloke from the marina.

You are only allowed on if you are wearing a bikini and look like Keira Knightley in a Thai kind of way from that scene in Pirates of the Kamalalala 3.

Dennis, you will have to wear the eye patch to cover the black eye I'm going to give you. Bloody landblubber.

Pictures coming soon.

 

[Hong Kong Mike]

The one off Surin last week was dark blue. Pretty sure it was the Octopus>>>

Octopus is lavishly equipped for extended cruising, including an ice-classed hull that will give him the opportunity to also explore both the Arctic and Antarctic regions. The ship's own helicopter is housed on the aft deck and guests are encouraged to land their aircraft on a separate helipad situated on the foredeck. She also has a canal within the bowels of the hull with lock doors at the stern to allow a 60-foot submarine-which reportedly carries eight and can run submerged for two weeks-as well as a powerboat and other water toys to embark and dock. When the vessels are safely inboard and resting on their chocks, the water is then pumped out to provide a drydock facility.

 

[Pompal 09.]

It is said that a Ship can carry a boat but generally never vice versa.

 

[Stephanie S]

Its sorta busy every night Rob, gets about 40+ every time we've been there, good live band, coyote dancers, (reputedly they get nekkid later on) but we've been there until 3am and not seen this yet, although they did drop their drawers a few times.

Still didn't want to publicise it too much, might get a whole load of shirtless Tongies over here, couldn't be having that in Lala!!!

 

[Noni J]

I'm surprised Paul didnt call me if he was in town?!

awesome craft.

 

[jesssiccaah]

People normally buy a Ferrari as a penile extender, how small is Roman's wille?

 

[mech]

If I were Roman Abramovitch, I could care less.

 

[Orphen]

Watch out if you feel the 'urge' to buy one of the panty-less ones a drinky-poo!

100 Baht change out of a 500!


A mate told me!

 

[Your Teeth or Mine?]

The new Queen Victoria was docked in Wellington NZ yesterday and i got an invitation to tea (afternoon) from one of the guests...was pretty darned impressive!!.....shame I was still hungover from the Rugby (and after match partying) in Sydney the night before to take a proper tour onboard

 

[www.envylacewigs.com]

Popped in my way back from Patong last night, it was absolutely packed to the rafters. It seemed to me all the local girls had decided to pop up and claim their turf. Never seen so many girls in one place anywhere in Thailand!!! there must have been 40 plus girls upstairs in just one area, not a single bloke in view, it was terrible!! downstairs there was hardly anywhere to stand let alone sit, people were dancing everywhere and wow even more girls, and some more girls and noooooooooooo!!! woke up this morning wondering if it was a dream or did it really happen?????

 

[ariel]

My Ex is in the travel business and has got an invite next Sunday for a full ship inspection and lunch on the Queen Victoria next Sunday in Sydney. Will imagine that they will be putting on a swish do to impress all of Sydney's finest.
: : : : : :

 

[Bride & Mommy to Be ?]

I thought that if he seen his own shadow, winter lasts little longer. (or something like that)

 

[vvrc]

I went in there one night and I thought the girls all looked about 15 years old, they looked miserable and bored! so if going to look at sulky teenagers in bikinis does it for you then good luck

 

[Wet Pants]

5555555555 Exactly! I get it from the girls all the time.........."Who do you think you are going to please with that?"

ME!