Blonde Extras Jodi on BGFE

[Sninkivarma]

Jodi ill be in town for two weeks next week. I want to meet up with you, i need you to do my back again.

 

[Ramya]

Working. 917 287 7829, look my ad up under Jodi it has all the info you need.

 

[ciwiyrph]

jodi baby,

r u working next monday? what is the best way to reach you and schedule an appt? would looove to get a professional rub down!

 

[miss fabulous]

You look like Chow Yun Fat. I could have ripped your clothes off and done you doggy when I saw you

 

[Jon C]

Jodi, it was my pleasure seeing you. It was the best massage I had so far. I know I'm gonna have to see you again soon.

 

[wvetmunvijtioxeaf]

Like my Grandmother once told me, " baby, common sense isn't too common anymore".....

 

[nineegype]

Note to self: Dont show up drunk and start grabbing Jodis ass when I finally get to see her.

 

[seaDG]

I just have to write this.

Ive had a few people contact me who have really wanted to see me and I have unfortunately had to turn down.
I do not think I am better than anyone and it has nothing to do with age or looks or weight.
Some people have taken great offense and I ask you please not to.
Without giving details, if I have turned you down, think about the following;

1. Reviews you have given of other providers
2. Your incredulity towards my rejection of full service
3. Providers you have seen that pretty much make it a no brainer when I have to think of my safety and client safety.
4. The way some of you call with an attitude of demand before you have even gotten here.
One quick example.
The guy who called and wanted an hour and upon learning the donation was extremely upset and kept saying over and over, "So if I pay that, then that means, I OWN YOU for a whole hour. For 60 MINUTES and not one minute less YOU ARE MY POSSESION and have to do whatever I say because 180 is OUTRAGEOUS." Too bad asshole you probably would have gotten an extra 10 minutes before you said that.

If you are here and I have to ask you to leave before we have started, remember, if you come in after talking to me over and over and have to say to me loudly so the entire building can hear (more likely a microphone)
"Oh I forgot, how much is the massage and happy ending" then you are going to have to leave.
If you say to me " can I pay you more and get A,B,C,D or E," you are out of luck.
If you walk in and nervously say " Well I dont want a massage, I want sex, can I get sex?" you are out the door.
If you come here and become beligerent because you dont want a massage at all and want to get on the bed, you are out.
Last of all.... Do NOT show up here drunk or after you have been drinking since happy hour and its 10 pm. I will terminate the appointment.
Once again I am tired of 60 minute appointments turning into 90 minutes because you have been drinking half the day and cant finish up.
Bringing a bottle of wine to our session is going to have to be a no-no also and Im sorry for that but you can pick any other girl on this site and there are many girls. Geez. Im not saying go drunk to see anyone but you may be more comfortable with their services if you have been drinking.
Ive had two guys so far throw up during a massage because they are drunk.

I love you guys, I do, I DO... but please dont mistake my kindess for weakness anymore.
Im suffering just as much as anyone else in this economy but I do not take appointments out of desperation. I lost at least 500 dollars in income this week alone because of drunk people. Dont waste my time!!!!

All that being said, I just want to say that this is a buildup of things and most of you are very kind and great guys. Only 1 in 20 is undesireable.
Have a happy fathers day gentlemen!!!

 

[lostinlove1919]

It was a pleasure seeing you, thankyou.

 

[uzeiluuxiluixqeox]

Jod's u are taking appts tonight? Ill come by then...

 

[JamesHenderson]

Phew, its good to know that

 

[krakow-hotele5]

Cheng dont panic, even if I do go, it wouldnt be until after my exams in August.

 

[the naked truth]

Me too, I haven't got the chance to meet you yet. Please do't leave us Jodi. I will try to see you asap now. Could I see you today or tomorrow?

 

[KUJayhawks#1fan]

I haven't had a chance to see you yet, so I'm not encouraging you to go, but have you checked out sublet.com? They advertise all over, and seem like the kind of service you'd want as a landlord with just one or two places to rent.

 

[rs_net]

Well, Im not sure this is going to be accomplished yet guys!
Have to figure out if I can work out subletting two apartments, take the dog with me, get a house there, how much it will be to go back and forth every 8 weeks, pay the bills here too while Im not here, get a car again there.... too much to do, it may not happen, Im just trying to see.

 

[Pansie]

I'm pretty sure that was meant to be ironic, i.e. a joke, fellas.

That said, Jodi, you need to check out some school districts in CNJ, and while you're here...ummm...if you have some extra time...

 

[nbefmukpizbiihefx]

...and this was after he edited it for spelling reasons.

 

[Law Man]

When you click on schedule it brings you to NFL Preseason...GO JETS!!

 

[marduksk8er]

This is the funniest post and reinforces Jodi's decision to leave NY.

 

[MarikaA1912]

hai jodi what is ur schedule for today and tomorrow i just left a voice mail