dance bars in navi mumbai

[John4sex]

Bhai I only know of Antakshari (or somethign similar to that... )

It is on the main road, can put location directly in ola uber...

Go after 10 30 for max fun...

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Thanks so much 4 help bhai..stay blessed.. Keep mongering

 

[Deleted member 63909]

Bro,
There is nothing new and hot in cabana dB ...it’s just that Basu da uses the art of “making the best of available resources (bar/girl/time/)” to enjoy the present moments....I m still in the process of learning this art..

About mk becoming president...I refuse to vote FOR him or any other candidate just like that...I would not give me vote for free...Mk needs to buy my vote with appropriate compensation/bribe/favours...after all, isn’t that the only way how democracy works..

Hmm was eager to visit cabana today after reading Basu da post
Have been there 15 days ago and find nothing interesting.

After reading ur post just dropped the idea.
Maybe some other db and other db girl is in my fortune in today's evening/night

 

[Basu1970]

Thanks

Thanks So much. buddy...any advice/good place in chembur?

Hello Bhai, I don't know if there is any place in Chembur where pick up of high quality girls from ob is possible on first visit.. below are few low end SBs if you are okay with milfs and dark bars

Maruti Mahal - on shell colony road. Search for ayappan veg hotel and this is next to it.. if had been to Sneha on Nerul, this is similar. Go to the bar, walk straight to the end, turn left and take the stairs. the door will be locked, just knock and tell you had come to meet Sunita. All bars will have Sunita..500 HJ. BJ sometimes possible. All milfs drink heavily.

Swaroopa - if you come from swastik chambers and go towards kurla station, after you go under eastern express way and in to Kurla road, this will be on the left. Go upstairs and it is typical SB. Ask for babita (Bihari) or Pooja (gujju)..

Seetaprasad - diagonally opposite to Swaroopa. Very low end SB in first floor

Sannidhi - in Chembur camp area. Opposite camp signal.. first floor, few milfs. There used to be Urmila, Marathi milf, not sure if she is around..

If you walk from Sannidhi towards the next metro station, I think fertilizer township, on the same line as Sannidhi , there was diamond, Sant Punjab, Jyoti Punjab etc. Don't know if they all still operate. All SBs , milfs, heavy drinkers..

For DB/ OB,

Padma palace - shell colony road. In the same line as Maruti Mahal, just after the bridge. Used to have good collection, but last time I went it was disaster.

Triveni bar - next to seetaprasad. Same like Padma palace, had good collection, not sure about now.

Preeti palace near Chembur station - avoid

In swastik chamber road , there are three DBs , bulbul, chetak and lotus.. chetak and lotus will only has 4 girls after 10:30.. few eye candies. Never had a chance to visit bulbulbas I was denied entry all the time..

Guruprasad - near maharana hotel.5/10, 6/10 average girls. Open till late night and atleast 7-8 on floor. No way near NB OBs quality or numbers, but better than other OBs in Chembur. Preeti with a bird tattoo on hip is a great dancer.. I have seen patrons throwing 2k - 5k per song on her.. watching her dance for Laila oh Laila is a treat !

Regards
Basu





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[John4sex]

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YOUR GIFTS:

15 K PER DAY (24 HRS)..
FLIGHT : FROM MY END
STAY : ANY 5 * (FROM MY END)
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SHOPPING : LIMITED,(F M E)

MY REQUIREMENTS:

1). FROM THE START OF TRIP,U WILL B MY S*X MISTRE** /F**K BUDDY/TEMP WIFE,whatever AS U TAKE..

2). I WANT EACH & EVERYTHING.
(BJ, HJ, CIM, DOGGY, MISSIONARY, BBBJ, BREAST F**K, U ON TOP, ROLEPLAY, SHOWER,DEEP ANAL F**K, ETC ETC..)

3) NO SHYING OR HURRYING.

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5) LAST MOST IMPORTANT POINT, IN HOTEL ROOM,IN WHOLE TRIP, I'LL NOT LET U WEAR ANYTHING,U'LL B TOTALLY NUDE, whether WE R EATING, WATCHING MOVIE, DRINKING, SMOKING, OR SLEEPING.

NOTE: IF U MADE MY DICK SQUEEZED TOTALLY WITH NO DROP LEFT OF SPERM WITH HELP OF UR HOT LIPS, BREAST VALLEYS , pussy pumps, tight aass s*x with full satisfaction.. I promise ,I'll repeat u with more daily cash gifts including everything ,but not goa..it will b bangkok..

PM IF U R SERIOUSLY INTRESTED FOR FUN N GOOD MONEY.

 

[John4sex]

Hello Bhai, I don't know if there is any place in Chembur where pick up of high quality girls from ob is possible on first visit.. below are few low end SBs if you are okay with milfs and dark bars

Maruti Mahal - on shell colony road. Search for ayappan veg hotel and this is next to it.. if had been to Sneha on Nerul, this is similar. Go to the bar, walk straight to the end, turn left and take the stairs. the door will be locked, just knock and tell you had come to meet Sunita. All bars will have Sunita..500 HJ. BJ sometimes possible. All milfs drink heavily.

Swaroopa - if you come from swastik chambers and go towards kurla station, after you go under eastern express way and in to Kurla road, this will be on the left. Go upstairs and it is typical SB. Ask for babita (Bihari) or Pooja (gujju)..

Seetaprasad - diagonally opposite to Swaroopa. Very low end SB in first floor

Sannidhi - in Chembur camp area. Opposite camp signal.. first floor, few milfs. There used to be Urmila, Marathi milf, not sure if she is around..

If you walk from Sannidhi towards the next metro station, I think fertilizer township, on the same line as Sannidhi , there was diamond, Sant Punjab, Jyoti Punjab etc. Don't know if they all still operate. All SBs , milfs, heavy drinkers..

For DB/ OB,

Padma palace - shell colony road. In the same line as Maruti Mahal, just after the bridge. Used to have good collection, but last time I went it was disaster.

Triveni bar - next to seetaprasad. Same like Padma palace, had good collection, not sure about now.

Preeti palace near Chembur station - avoid

In swastik chamber road , there are three DBs , bulbul, chetak and lotus.. chetak and lotus will only has 4 girls after 10:30.. few eye candies. Never had a chance to visit bulbulbas I was denied entry all the time..

Guruprasad - near maharana hotel.5/10, 6/10 average girls. Open till late night and atleast 7-8 on floor. No way near NB OBs quality or numbers, but better than other OBs in Chembur. Preeti with a bird tattoo on hip is a great dancer.. I have seen patrons throwing 2k - 5k per song on her.. watching her dance for Laila oh Laila is a treat !

Regards
Basu





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Thanks a ton bhai for UR precious time and valuable info..4 sure,I'll hunt these places..
Thanks again..stay blessed.

 

[John4sex]

Hello Bhai, I don't know if there is any place in Chembur where pick up of high quality girls from ob is possible on first visit.. below are few low end SBs if you are okay with milfs and dark bars

Maruti Mahal - on shell colony road. Search for ayappan veg hotel and this is next to it.. if had been to Sneha on Nerul, this is similar. Go to the bar, walk straight to the end, turn left and take the stairs. the door will be locked, just knock and tell you had come to meet Sunita. All bars will have Sunita..500 HJ. BJ sometimes possible. All milfs drink heavily.

Swaroopa - if you come from swastik chambers and go towards kurla station, after you go under eastern express way and in to Kurla road, this will be on the left. Go upstairs and it is typical SB. Ask for babita (Bihari) or Pooja (gujju)..

Seetaprasad - diagonally opposite to Swaroopa. Very low end SB in first floor

Sannidhi - in Chembur camp area. Opposite camp signal.. first floor, few milfs. There used to be Urmila, Marathi milf, not sure if she is around..

If you walk from Sannidhi towards the next metro station, I think fertilizer township, on the same line as Sannidhi , there was diamond, Sant Punjab, Jyoti Punjab etc. Don't know if they all still operate. All SBs , milfs, heavy drinkers..

For DB/ OB,

Padma palace - shell colony road. In the same line as Maruti Mahal, just after the bridge. Used to have good collection, but last time I went it was disaster.

Triveni bar - next to seetaprasad. Same like Padma palace, had good collection, not sure about now.

Preeti palace near Chembur station - avoid

In swastik chamber road , there are three DBs , bulbul, chetak and lotus.. chetak and lotus will only has 4 girls after 10:30.. few eye candies. Never had a chance to visit bulbulbas I was denied entry all the time..

Guruprasad - near maharana hotel.5/10, 6/10 average girls. Open till late night and atleast 7-8 on floor. No way near NB OBs quality or numbers, but better than other OBs in Chembur. Preeti with a bird tattoo on hip is a great dancer.. I have seen patrons throwing 2k - 5k per song on her.. watching her dance for Laila oh Laila is a treat !

Regards
Basu





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Bhai I think guruprasad will b a good option as don't know y but m craving for tatto girl preety's hips..

Please please,give me proper coordinates of this place.thanks I'm advance

 

[John4sex]

Hello Bhai, I don't know if there is any place in Chembur where pick up of high quality girls from ob is possible on first visit.. below are few low end SBs if you are okay with milfs and dark bars

Maruti Mahal - on shell colony road. Search for ayappan veg hotel and this is next to it.. if had been to Sneha on Nerul, this is similar. Go to the bar, walk straight to the end, turn left and take the stairs. the door will be locked, just knock and tell you had come to meet Sunita. All bars will have Sunita..500 HJ. BJ sometimes possible. All milfs drink heavily.

Swaroopa - if you come from swastik chambers and go towards kurla station, after you go under eastern express way and in to Kurla road, this will be on the left. Go upstairs and it is typical SB. Ask for babita (Bihari) or Pooja (gujju)..

Seetaprasad - diagonally opposite to Swaroopa. Very low end SB in first floor

Sannidhi - in Chembur camp area. Opposite camp signal.. first floor, few milfs. There used to be Urmila, Marathi milf, not sure if she is around..

If you walk from Sannidhi towards the next metro station, I think fertilizer township, on the same line as Sannidhi , there was diamond, Sant Punjab, Jyoti Punjab etc. Don't know if they all still operate. All SBs , milfs, heavy drinkers..

For DB/ OB,

Padma palace - shell colony road. In the same line as Maruti Mahal, just after the bridge. Used to have good collection, but last time I went it was disaster.

Triveni bar - next to seetaprasad. Same like Padma palace, had good collection, not sure about now.

Preeti palace near Chembur station - avoid

In swastik chamber road , there are three DBs , bulbul, chetak and lotus.. chetak and lotus will only has 4 girls after 10:30.. few eye candies. Never had a chance to visit bulbulbas I was denied entry all the time..

Guruprasad - near maharana hotel.5/10, 6/10 average girls. Open till late night and atleast 7-8 on floor. No way near NB OBs quality or numbers, but better than other OBs in Chembur. Preeti with a bird tattoo on hip is a great dancer.. I have seen patrons throwing 2k - 5k per song on her.. watching her dance for Laila oh Laila is a treat !

Regards
Basu





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This only I found in google..and reviews says,good eating joint

 

[KoolShot]

Chankya bar, Panvel

Friends, i remember Chanakya bar in Panvel. is it still operating?
Most girls were from South n mostly Telugu or Tamil songs were being played there.
Was very convenient to get ST there as there were rooms on site. It was similar to Chandini bar in Bhandup/Mulund.

 

[Basu1970]

This only I found in google..and reviews says,good eating joint

Has general bar/ restaurant on ground floor and side entrance first floor is DB/ OB.. if you come from Diamond garden towards Chembur naka, just after maharana kamath, you will find this.. there will be serial lights on the tree outside the bar..

Google reviews might have hidden message like 'not for family', 'good for going only with friends' etc.. I have recently got into trouble because of that !!

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[John4sex]

Has general bar/ restaurant on ground floor and side entrance first floor is DB/ OB.. if you come from Diamond garden towards Chembur naka, just after maharana kamath, you will find this.. there will be serial lights on the tree outside the bar..

Google reviews might have hidden message like 'not for family', 'good for going only with friends' etc.. I have recently got into trouble because of that !!

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Thanks..

 

[John4sex]

Chankya bar, Panvel

Friends, i remember Chanakya bar in Panvel. is it still operating?
Most girls were from South n mostly Telugu or Tamil songs were being played there.
Was very convenient to get ST there as there were rooms on site. It was similar to Chandini bar in Bhandup/Mulund.

Yes..its operating..I have been there2 weeks before.. Only orchestra...

 

[Lustking69]

#WETOO

Statutory warning

FR Value : 0/10
FR usefulness : 2/10 (mentioned two new girls!!)

FR audience: if you are someone who appreciates and encourages fellow mongers dance in DB, even if they are unknown to you, there is a warning for you in the end.. You may ask why not in the beginning, how will I then get someone to atleast scroll through the message if not read it?!

If audience recommendation itself is such a blabber, the story below is going to be even worse and longer even for my standards!! So feel free to skip to the end..

4 to 7PM : Sneha, Kishor, Mayur, Sai Darbar, Sunil
7 to 10:30PM : Rasna, Ramesh, Cabana, Baywatch
11 to 1 AM: Nightingale, Star night, other OBs..

That had been the schedule for few nights. Not every bar on the same night, just some bars in that specific time of that night..

It is well known fact that beauty of women is directly proportional to how drunk you are.. so, when you are already down by 7-8 beers before you reach OB, even 5/10 girls starts looking like 7 or 8/10 !! So here is a business proposition to bar owners. To increase income and footfall to the bars, reverse the bar timings. Keep milfs work later night in SBs and start OBs earlier. Kind of win-win for both, we get to see good looking ones before we are drunk and once we are drunk it does not matter what we see or grope!

I think lustking69 showed his unlustiness of the law scene created by rakshashas (or rakshaks?, does not matter, it's the same!!) and also some other posts about how some follow MK's suggestion to the dot.. gives me another idea and therefore sincere request to Navi Mumbai resident mongers.. please start a political party Narthya aur Seva Bar nava nirman Sena... (Request bbmk to provide much better Marathi name!) With a single point agenda of improvement of mongering experience! And who better to stand on the platform for the cause other than MK?!!
If forum strength is any indication I think he will have a comfortable win. And if we can ensure the Bengali bar girls to vote in Navi mumbai (probably they may already have Aadhar with NB address!) then it will be a landslide victory!

If it helps, based on mongerpleasure analysis, MK can try to woo Marathi manoos votes by promising quota for Marathi girls/ woman / milfs in these bars.. may put a small dent in Bengali Milfs vote, but manoos will make up for it !!

Sorry , as always went into a tangent.. but guys, have serious consideration.. it may mean few (or rather many) divorces, if your wife comes to know of your political affiliation , but hey, probably another good reason to consider !! (MK, no disrespect, just referring to the party and not the candidate as the potential reason for divorce!!)

Now back to story.. travelling from mongering desert (atleast for me!) whatever NB offers, whether muddy water, tap water, filtered water,bisleri, I guzzle it up like a nomad in a oasis (come to think of it, Kishor beers does taste like muddy water!, but who cares when your tongue is getting cleaned by another tongue!!. Please don't remind me of where the other tongue would have been previously, I don't want to know!!)

So for me, instead of segregation of SB/DB/OB patrons , just like there are Bangaloreans, mumbaikars, delhiite, Calcuttans etc. but collectively under Indians, there are Mayurean.. cabanist..snehite..heavenikar...etc., and collectively under mongerers!! For record, I am a Mayurean now!

Few highlights from bar hopping over 3 nights: with usual suspects: MK, AR and AA..

Sai Darbar: first floor, around 6PM, Friday. Wanted to go there to meet Nikita from Kishor as I had not met her in my last two trips... As soon as me and MK sat at a corner table, my old muse turned up with a surprise look that I have showed up after nearly 2 years! Like most mongers who have cribbed about familiarity breeding contempt/ complacency , same happened..she sat without any invite.. there goes my hope of getting intimate with Nikita! Anyway bar is too brightly lit for any intimacy..
Have known this girl (now a woman),for nearly 10 years.. in that time her family has doubled and so has her weight ! Once a new comer happy with what you gave, she is now a veteran equating everything with how much she can make! She did complement me on my man boobs though. You see I was wearing a very tight t-shirt that day (it had shrunk, wrong size etc etc., yes, it is t-shirts fault and not that I have grown fat) , she pointed out that it is tighter than her choli and also warned me that some drunkard might mistake it for a bar girls and squeeze it on my way out.. I was like, what, have you not seen my bald head and moustache? Her response, when did a drunkard look a woman neck up? Fair enough.. bitch.
(AA, now you know why I was wearing boardroom standard formal shirt the next day !!).

MK struggled to get his company to dance and after few attempts and hundreds spent , escape...

Overall would recommend as an alternative (just for a night) to Deepika, Laila, Sainath..

Kishor: Visited around 4PM, think Sunday (on an average of 8 beers a night, finding it hard to remember which day I visited a bar!!). Inner room , all tables empty.. After settling down, few girls dropped in to say hello.. without makeup..enough to reject. AR gave my requirements to the waiter and in comes Rajni.. A milf of extraordinary proportions.. camflouged in saree. As beggars can't be choosers , got her to sit. A big liar she is.. following were her lies: this is her first bar job. Doesn't drink alcohol. From West Bengal and not East Bengal! Why I think these are lies? Pound for pound she will give tough competition to the bong bulls of Sneha and Sai Darbar, so it was hard to believe what she said!

As soon as she sat, she went into attacking mode, took my hand to her boobs and took hers to mine (come on guys, not boobs, somewhere below).. poor woman she did not know that even the mighty Google search engine has failed to locate my dick, so it would be near to impossible for her to find.. she did try for 5-10 minutes and finally asked 'kidhar he?'.. I told her my brother has taken Sanyas and gone for pilgrimage and that I have to sit to pee.. either my Hindi is bad or hers is(okay, mine is), the joke was lost in translation and she continued for another 5 minutes before finally giving up.. she then turned her attention to my mouth and vacuumed it for good 10 minutes.. nice kisser . Seeing a geriatric doing all this was making AR sick, so settled bill and left..

Overall a very good company and will recommend her to the matadors who poke their sword (no pun intended!) at the snehite and darbaristan bulls..

Two points though: sometimes her vacuuming skills is a bit much and since your lips will be getting chewed at that time you may not be able to communicate to her to stop.. so develop an advance code/ sign if you want her to stop !!

If you let her to place her trunks (sorry, legs) on top of your thighs, make sure while you get up from the seat you hold on to something.. Her legs are on heavier side and when it is on your thighs it cuts off blood circulation from your lower limb making you wobbly while standing.. so make sure you have enough support !!

Mayur: As a Mayurean, loyalty took me there on all evenings.. Eyed a woman who was in saree one day, ghagra choli on another, and jeans on another day.. hoping to see her without any next time !!

Don't think people need my recommendation for this bar.. it will be like trying to sell beer to mallya !

Sunil : My first visit, thanks AR, definitely worth the travel.. After seeing my antics at Kishor with Rajni, AR wanted to get it out of his system, so travelled to Sunil. Unfortunately his muse was off that day, but we had very good company.. The girl who sat with me was, in her own words " Hi, I am Sonu, that's my nick name, real name is Riya".. yes, she saw me speaking in English with AR and did her best to converse with me in English.. Great attitude and good company.. allowed boni in choli.. can dance as well. Big drawback is, she is non stop nonsense.. speaks continuously.. She is from Hubli, so any kannadagaaru wants to talk dirty in his mother tongue, try her !!

another drawback is pestering black/ white coats.. but I went with AR and since he is well known there (with most girls as well!) , did not had much trouble at the table..
Overall a worth visit, provided traffic is kind to you..

Baywatch : spent an hour or so here. Of all the places visited, the beer was freshest here. Was really cold and bubbly.. if you rely on public transport , forget visiting here. If you take auto/Ola/Uber getting one on return is very difficult. If you take your own transport, make sure you tip the Watchman to keep a lookout of your vehicle.. This bar is in the middle of huge industrial complex with tankers and lorries more common than cars.. Girls are quite decent looking.. would like to visit again just for the beer, but don't think the travel is worth it..

Ramesh : had the best fun here. Just like Kishor, irrespective of the surroundings, you feel content and happy. We went during OB time and the floor girls were dancing their heart out.. well worth the money spent..

Nightingale: went during OB time, don't think will visit here again. Beer quality was excellent though..

Cabana: My first visit.. DB time.. thanks AA.. another few more visits I am pretty sure I will switch my allegiance from being a Mayurean to Cabanist (not all can be like Dhoni sticking to the same club forever!!). This of course if only AA settles the bill ! ( If this statement reminds you of tiny blood sucking creature .. you are a bastard.. if you did not think of it but now think, "oh, maybe".. you are a bigger bastard !!)

In summary, Cabana is like you love it or hate it, but cannot ignore it (borrowing from marmite !!)

Star night: went on Saturday night hoping it will be empty due to IPL. But with match ending early , there was not one seat available.. infact the black coat offered to take the seats placed on the podium for the ob girls and keep it somewhere where we could sit! It was that full.. it was too much crowded so left without spending any time.. hopefully next visit..

Guruprasad: not part of NB, but including here to narrate the story to support the warning in FR audience note (finally!! ).. Post NB bar hopping, one night there was still an hour or so left, so went to Guruprasad in Chembur..I am familiar wih this place so wanted to visit again.. once reached the Watchman said bandh hogaya.. it was only 1AM and I know for sure that it normally runs close to 2. Was not sure if he was bluffing as I could still hear music, so asked him to call black coat Krishna ( I was bluffing this time as I am not very good with names , normally there will always be a waiter called Krishna!).. he asked Krishna koan? I continued with , the one with slightly dark skin, thick hair, thick moustache!! Luckily there was one who fitted the description and who recognized me as well !!
Went up, found only few patrons and just 1 girl.. usually there will be 7-8 girls.. asked what happened and the waiter said there was a bit of fight between two patrons.. one of them was dancing throughout the night on the floor and the other , seated opposite, applauded and said some encouraging words.. when both were in bathroom, the dancer mistaking the others gesture as something for fancying him seemed to have behaved inappropriately!! Result: fight !! Not sure why someone gay visited ladies dance bar (probably he is bi-sexual!!).. so there you go , a note of warning, you might be getting unwanted attention when encouraging unknown mongers dance moves !!! Don't get yourself into situations to join #wetoo !!

The final night I was cutting it really short to make it to airport.. was having great fun at Ramesh OB and was in two minds to postpone.. finally common sense prevailed and with AA help got back to hotel to collect luggage.. as these guys were really taken great effort and personal time to bar hop with me, once near the hotel, thanked them and wanted to say few words.. AA, being the polite guy he is, said "Basu da, you need to catch the flight, get off".. I was still continuing, when AR, came to the rescue as ever.. "Chutiya, ye kya bhakvaas baath Karke baithe huye he.. Bandh Kar aur gaadi se uthaar.. OB jaane ke liye dher o rahee he".. something like that !!

So there I was in middle of a deserted road waiting to travel back to mongering desert while two heartless bastards went in search of 'heaven'....

Regards
Basu

PS: as always without MK, AR, AA it would not have been possible to have even 10% of the fun if I had been on my own.. Grateful guys, hope to see soon...

PPS : If you have survived this far reading the nonsense, congratulations, you are saved from any more posts for another 5-6 weeks! Happy mongering guys.. as wise men say, Discussions are to find what is right while argument is for who is right.. hoping there will be discussions in forum and not arguments..

PPPS: TL69, was looking forward to read your dinner and dessert post.. may have to wait for few more weeks. Hoping you can complete it..



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Basu da,I think you forgot to put "1" before "0" in FR value.Reading an FR covering 10+ different bars is once in a blue moon thing.
10/10 and a Salute from my side.
Regards,LK69.

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[AlwaysAshwin]

@BasuDa - first things first - this was one hell of an FR and can definitely be considered for the title of Mahabharata (the longest FR till date not the Mahabharata this forum has witnessed)... Had I been in my senses, would have loved to meet you at Baywatch when AA informed me about you being in the Oasis (you see I was having my "Dinner" not aware of which dish was being served by whom...

PUBG, IPL and March-end resulted in delay in the remaining 2 parts but if you could write an epic on a working day - hell I can squeeze some time with my laptop and the incognito mode while streaming IPL....

So here goes Part 3 of Saturday night - The Dinner (served by a new chef who is nothing more than a "silhoutte" in my memory)

After two-timing my muse and the milf at Laila (and mixing drinks which leads to self-destruction), headed to RR for two reasons - 1) its proximity to Laila and 2) a burning desire to relive my last visit and let the Red Siren set me ablaze once again...

At times, the universe takes away something from you while it conspires to give you more that what you had expected earlier but man remains focused on unfulfilled expectations rather than enjoying the better gifts from universe... Seems like RR is gathering fame in the DB circuit as it was filled to its brim with patrons and girls.. Was offered a sharing seat to which the drunken me gladly refused and began to walk out - disappointed and heartbroken would be very gentle words to describe what the drunken me had experienced when I realized that might have to travel all the way to Belapur now to quench my thirst...

The owner (perhaps recognizing me from my earlier drunken visits) tapped me on my shoulders and whispered - "aapke liye jagah hai" - and holding my hands like a teenage boyfriend leading his first time girlfriend to a secluded place led me upstairs to the VIP room which was occupied by some 2 3 groups with 3 4 girls teasing them with nothing except their nakhras...

(Realized the next morning why do the fuckers remember me while I dont remember anyone from RR at all - hold your horses will definitely explain later)

Even before ordering for a drink, asked the DJ to play Jugnu Ki Payal and call the fierce lass from my last visit - to my utter dismay, she was on leave (how wrong could the night go, right! Firstly your muse disturbs you when you are with a new found infatuation, then becomes hell complacent when you are with her and you have to seek help from a milf to spice things up and then when you thought you will have one hell of a time in the VIP, your second latest infatuation goes missing)... This was when AA texted and got a pretty rude response from the drunken me (apologies, bro but II know you dont mind a couple of abuses made in an inebriated state)

But when you are drunk and get drunk further - you overestimate few things in life like your budget, your drinking capacity, your risk taking ability and your smartness...

Ordered another quarter of old monk and gulped down a good chunk of it to get into the "overestimation" zone and once in the zone - it did not matter who was around...

A smart girl realizing how drunk I was sat next to me and started a conversation ( I wonder what that conversation would have been like) but I remember reaching out to my wallet every few minutes and tipping her :/ Got her to dance on few songs (dont remember which) but watching her move just for me (or that is what it felt like) made me feel like being on top of the world.. mind you she was definitely not the best looking girl in the bar and not that seductive of a dancer as well compared to what I have habituated myself with but in that moment - all that mattered was her in front of me, doing what I wanted her to... Maybe I was just trying to make up for the missing lady, trying to shun her from my mind but then realized alll that I was doing was making this faceless girl dance on the songs the earlier girl had danced on and wishing it was her... Asked the waiter to get some other girl who was the exact opposite of my muse and as coincidence would have it - he got the girl with whom I had a sweet tussle in my earlier visit...

Male ego is pretty fragile - and it gets even more brittle when 2 quarters of old monk are stoking the fire underneath...

Promised her X amount if she seduced me - and what I loved about her was her disobedience... her "I dont give a fuck" attitude (or that is what she portrayed) as she smiled wickedly at me, bent over looking into my eyes and whispered, "I will do it not for X amount but cos I was passed over for someone else the last time we met" (that is my English translation of what she said in hindi as I was in no sense to remember what she said)

For the third time in the night, was pleasantly surprised by how the events take the right turn when you expect the least and surrendered myself and my fantasies to her as she toyed around with me - piercing me with her kohl-laced eyes, licking her painted lips with the tip of her tongue, her hands playing with herself, tossing her hair madly to the music while I sat gazing at her with a feigned disinterest which seemed to egg her on... (The song was Tu Isaq Mera if i remember it correctly followed by Bharo maang meri bharo)...

Lost track of time as I lapped up everything she had on the menu - dint even realize the fellow diners had left way back leaving just me and her in the room... had I known that earlier, might have had taken even more advantage of the privacy but well by the time I realized the magnitude of the opportunity - I was too full to stomach anything more from the new chef...

Walked out of RR at god knows what time - surprised that I could walk and make sense of the texts - with an empty wallet (This is why the people at RR remember me - no matter what amount I carry on my way in, all I have left when I walk out is some petty change enough to buy me one last cig...thinking of officially rechristening the place to "The Black Hole" )

Making sense of the texts in my phone & deciding to act on them in an inebriated state was a "sweet sin"and more about it in the concluding part of this FR - The Unexpected Desserts!

Bro,
On that day we (mk, basu da and me) missed u by a whisker...

Standing outside Burger King (famous crossroads/meeting point of fellow mongers at shiravne), we were confused where to go between Red Rose, Laila or baywatch...n decided on baywatch as it was less crowded last time I had gone...as it was already around 9.15-9.30 by the time I joined them, we had to decide on only one joint—baywatch was finalised.

Got ur pm when we had made ourselves comfortable in baywatch...

But this time, baywatch was full...
Don’t know wether it was bcoz of weekend or it was flooded by fellow mongers from forum...

Half beer down, music started sinking and started seeing few known faces...

I confirmed Mk, how many beers were we really down but it was only half beer...

A girl asking, “yaha kya kar rahe ho?”
N I was surprised n said “tumse milne aaya jaanu”...par tum kabse yaha...

Got angry..”par maine toh aapko nahi bataya ke me yaha hu”
Me: kyu nahi bataya...
She: “fone uthaoge tabhi bata paungi”..4 Mahine se fone nahi utha rahe ho na koi msg”....

Error...

Angry Greetings exchanged..

Trying to avoid looking at her as was in no mood of throwing money on old one...

who the hell goes to new places to throw money on past known faces (only if the flame is still burning, then it’s a different story...for which I had gone to Love few days back)

Naya jagah, naya maal...

On the other table, there was one seductress dancing with all the moves...floor was emptied around her and money was being lavishly spent (lavishly in terms of this place)

Basu da made few girls dance...were good but nothing exciting..

Me busy avoiding the penetrating eyes of the old face...
Looking at other corner, saw other known face...who also came and greeted and smiled and stood in front...

Didnot know what to say to her...so decided to use this question and Now my turn to ask” yaha kya kar rahi ho tum?” ...
She “office change kar diya” (yep, respectfully some girls call their place of work as office, which kills any guilt from our mind coz if wife asks us —kaha the?....yep the answer rightfully would be “office me bahoot kaam tha...sabhi log busy thi apne apne table pe!!”). I like.

Made few girls dance but no one could match the fire which was ignited by the chick dancing on the other table...

Probably the grass is always greener on the other side...and I need to learn the art of making the most from the available pool of resources...

@tyrion: looking forward for an unplanned meet at some place...catching/recognising u with ur chick grooving on one of the songs from ur playlist..

Cheers
Ashwin

 

[Basu1970]

Basu da,I think you forgot to put "1" before "0" in FR value.Reading an FR covering 10+ different bars is once in a blue moon thing.
10/10 and a Salute from my side.
Regards,LK69.

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LK69, wish I had teachers as generous as you while evaluating my exam papers! I wouldn't then had to lie to my parents that D means distinction and E means excellent!!

Regards
Basu


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[imcooll111]

#WETOO

Statutory warning

FR Value : 0/10
FR usefulness : 2/10 (mentioned two new girls!!)

FR audience: if you are someone who appreciates and encourages fellow mongers dance in DB, even if they are unknown to you, there is a warning for you in the end.. You may ask why not in the beginning, how will I then get someone to atleast scroll through the message if not read it?!

If audience recommendation itself is such a blabber, the story below is going to be even worse and longer even for my standards!! So feel free to skip to the end..

4 to 7PM : Sneha, Kishor, Mayur, Sai Darbar, Sunil
7 to 10:30PM : Rasna, Ramesh, Cabana, Baywatch
11 to 1 AM: Nightingale, Star night, other OBs..

That had been the schedule for few nights. Not every bar on the same night, just some bars in that specific time of that night..

It is well known fact that beauty of women is directly proportional to how drunk you are.. so, when you are already down by 7-8 beers before you reach OB, even 5/10 girls starts looking like 7 or 8/10 !! So here is a business proposition to bar owners. To increase income and footfall to the bars, reverse the bar timings. Keep milfs work later night in SBs and start OBs earlier. Kind of win-win for both, we get to see good looking ones before we are drunk and once we are drunk it does not matter what we see or grope!

I think lustking69 showed his unlustiness of the law scene created by rakshashas (or rakshaks?, does not matter, it's the same!!) and also some other posts about how some follow MK's suggestion to the dot.. gives me another idea and therefore sincere request to Navi Mumbai resident mongers.. please start a political party Narthya aur Seva Bar nava nirman Sena... (Request bbmk to provide much better Marathi name!) With a single point agenda of improvement of mongering experience! And who better to stand on the platform for the cause other than MK?!!
If forum strength is any indication I think he will have a comfortable win. And if we can ensure the Bengali bar girls to vote in Navi mumbai (probably they may already have Aadhar with NB address!) then it will be a landslide victory!

If it helps, based on mongerpleasure analysis, MK can try to woo Marathi manoos votes by promising quota for Marathi girls/ woman / milfs in these bars.. may put a small dent in Bengali Milfs vote, but manoos will make up for it !!

Sorry , as always went into a tangent.. but guys, have serious consideration.. it may mean few (or rather many) divorces, if your wife comes to know of your political affiliation , but hey, probably another good reason to consider !! (MK, no disrespect, just referring to the party and not the candidate as the potential reason for divorce!!)

Now back to story.. travelling from mongering desert (atleast for me!) whatever NB offers, whether muddy water, tap water, filtered water,bisleri, I guzzle it up like a nomad in a oasis (come to think of it, Kishor beers does taste like muddy water!, but who cares when your tongue is getting cleaned by another tongue!!. Please don't remind me of where the other tongue would have been previously, I don't want to know!!)

So for me, instead of segregation of SB/DB/OB patrons , just like there are Bangaloreans, mumbaikars, delhiite, Calcuttans etc. but collectively under Indians, there are Mayurean.. cabanist..snehite..heavenikar...etc., and collectively under mongerers!! For record, I am a Mayurean now!

Few highlights from bar hopping over 3 nights: with usual suspects: MK, AR and AA..

Sai Darbar: first floor, around 6PM, Friday. Wanted to go there to meet Nikita from Kishor as I had not met her in my last two trips... As soon as me and MK sat at a corner table, my old muse turned up with a surprise look that I have showed up after nearly 2 years! Like most mongers who have cribbed about familiarity breeding contempt/ complacency , same happened..she sat without any invite.. there goes my hope of getting intimate with Nikita! Anyway bar is too brightly lit for any intimacy..
Have known this girl (now a woman),for nearly 10 years.. in that time her family has doubled and so has her weight ! Once a new comer happy with what you gave, she is now a veteran equating everything with how much she can make! She did complement me on my man boobs though. You see I was wearing a very tight t-shirt that day (it had shrunk, wrong size etc etc., yes, it is t-shirts fault and not that I have grown fat) , she pointed out that it is tighter than her choli and also warned me that some drunkard might mistake it for a bar girls and squeeze it on my way out.. I was like, what, have you not seen my bald head and moustache? Her response, when did a drunkard look a woman neck up? Fair enough.. bitch.
(AA, now you know why I was wearing boardroom standard formal shirt the next day !!).

MK struggled to get his company to dance and after few attempts and hundreds spent , escape...

Overall would recommend as an alternative (just for a night) to Deepika, Laila, Sainath..

Kishor: Visited around 4PM, think Sunday (on an average of 8 beers a night, finding it hard to remember which day I visited a bar!!). Inner room , all tables empty.. After settling down, few girls dropped in to say hello.. without makeup..enough to reject. AR gave my requirements to the waiter and in comes Rajni.. A milf of extraordinary proportions.. camflouged in saree. As beggars can't be choosers , got her to sit. A big liar she is.. following were her lies: this is her first bar job. Doesn't drink alcohol. From West Bengal and not East Bengal! Why I think these are lies? Pound for pound she will give tough competition to the bong bulls of Sneha and Sai Darbar, so it was hard to believe what she said!

As soon as she sat, she went into attacking mode, took my hand to her boobs and took hers to mine (come on guys, not boobs, somewhere below).. poor woman she did not know that even the mighty Google search engine has failed to locate my dick, so it would be near to impossible for her to find.. she did try for 5-10 minutes and finally asked 'kidhar he?'.. I told her my brother has taken Sanyas and gone for pilgrimage and that I have to sit to pee.. either my Hindi is bad or hers is(okay, mine is), the joke was lost in translation and she continued for another 5 minutes before finally giving up.. she then turned her attention to my mouth and vacuumed it for good 10 minutes.. nice kisser . Seeing a geriatric doing all this was making AR sick, so settled bill and left..

Overall a very good company and will recommend her to the matadors who poke their sword (no pun intended!) at the snehite and darbaristan bulls..

Two points though: sometimes her vacuuming skills is a bit much and since your lips will be getting chewed at that time you may not be able to communicate to her to stop.. so develop an advance code/ sign if you want her to stop !!

If you let her to place her trunks (sorry, legs) on top of your thighs, make sure while you get up from the seat you hold on to something.. Her legs are on heavier side and when it is on your thighs it cuts off blood circulation from your lower limb making you wobbly while standing.. so make sure you have enough support !!

Mayur: As a Mayurean, loyalty took me there on all evenings.. Eyed a woman who was in saree one day, ghagra choli on another, and jeans on another day.. hoping to see her without any next time !!

Don't think people need my recommendation for this bar.. it will be like trying to sell beer to mallya !

Sunil : My first visit, thanks AR, definitely worth the travel.. After seeing my antics at Kishor with Rajni, AR wanted to get it out of his system, so travelled to Sunil. Unfortunately his muse was off that day, but we had very good company.. The girl who sat with me was, in her own words " Hi, I am Sonu, that's my nick name, real name is Riya".. yes, she saw me speaking in English with AR and did her best to converse with me in English.. Great attitude and good company.. allowed boni in choli.. can dance as well. Big drawback is, she is non stop nonsense.. speaks continuously.. She is from Hubli, so any kannadagaaru wants to talk dirty in his mother tongue, try her !!

another drawback is pestering black/ white coats.. but I went with AR and since he is well known there (with most girls as well!) , did not had much trouble at the table..
Overall a worth visit, provided traffic is kind to you..

Baywatch : spent an hour or so here. Of all the places visited, the beer was freshest here. Was really cold and bubbly.. if you rely on public transport , forget visiting here. If you take auto/Ola/Uber getting one on return is very difficult. If you take your own transport, make sure you tip the Watchman to keep a lookout of your vehicle.. This bar is in the middle of huge industrial complex with tankers and lorries more common than cars.. Girls are quite decent looking.. would like to visit again just for the beer, but don't think the travel is worth it..

Ramesh : had the best fun here. Just like Kishor, irrespective of the surroundings, you feel content and happy. We went during OB time and the floor girls were dancing their heart out.. well worth the money spent..

Nightingale: went during OB time, don't think will visit here again. Beer quality was excellent though..

Cabana: My first visit.. DB time.. thanks AA.. another few more visits I am pretty sure I will switch my allegiance from being a Mayurean to Cabanist (not all can be like Dhoni sticking to the same club forever!!). This of course if only AA settles the bill ! ( If this statement reminds you of tiny blood sucking creature .. you are a bastard.. if you did not think of it but now think, "oh, maybe".. you are a bigger bastard !!)

In summary, Cabana is like you love it or hate it, but cannot ignore it (borrowing from marmite !!)

Star night: went on Saturday night hoping it will be empty due to IPL. But with match ending early , there was not one seat available.. infact the black coat offered to take the seats placed on the podium for the ob girls and keep it somewhere where we could sit! It was that full.. it was too much crowded so left without spending any time.. hopefully next visit..

Guruprasad: not part of NB, but including here to narrate the story to support the warning in FR audience note (finally!! ).. Post NB bar hopping, one night there was still an hour or so left, so went to Guruprasad in Chembur..I am familiar wih this place so wanted to visit again.. once reached the Watchman said bandh hogaya.. it was only 1AM and I know for sure that it normally runs close to 2. Was not sure if he was bluffing as I could still hear music, so asked him to call black coat Krishna ( I was bluffing this time as I am not very good with names , normally there will always be a waiter called Krishna!).. he asked Krishna koan? I continued with , the one with slightly dark skin, thick hair, thick moustache!! Luckily there was one who fitted the description and who recognized me as well !!
Went up, found only few patrons and just 1 girl.. usually there will be 7-8 girls.. asked what happened and the waiter said there was a bit of fight between two patrons.. one of them was dancing throughout the night on the floor and the other , seated opposite, applauded and said some encouraging words.. when both were in bathroom, the dancer mistaking the others gesture as something for fancying him seemed to have behaved inappropriately!! Result: fight !! Not sure why someone gay visited ladies dance bar (probably he is bi-sexual!!).. so there you go , a note of warning, you might be getting unwanted attention when encouraging unknown mongers dance moves !!! Don't get yourself into situations to join #wetoo !!

The final night I was cutting it really short to make it to airport.. was having great fun at Ramesh OB and was in two minds to postpone.. finally common sense prevailed and with AA help got back to hotel to collect luggage.. as these guys were really taken great effort and personal time to bar hop with me, once near the hotel, thanked them and wanted to say few words.. AA, being the polite guy he is, said "Basu da, you need to catch the flight, get off".. I was still continuing, when AR, came to the rescue as ever.. "Chutiya, ye kya bhakvaas baath Karke baithe huye he.. Bandh Kar aur gaadi se uthaar.. OB jaane ke liye dher o rahee he".. something like that !!

So there I was in middle of a deserted road waiting to travel back to mongering desert while two heartless bastards went in search of 'heaven'....

Regards
Basu

PS: as always without MK, AR, AA it would not have been possible to have even 10% of the fun if I had been on my own.. Grateful guys, hope to see soon...

PPS : If you have survived this far reading the nonsense, congratulations, you are saved from any more posts for another 5-6 weeks! Happy mongering guys.. as wise men say, Discussions are to find what is right while argument is for who is right.. hoping there will be discussions in forum and not arguments..

PPPS: TL69, was looking forward to read your dinner and dessert post.. may have to wait for few more weeks. Hoping you can complete it..



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Basu da.. what a wonderful fr.. very detailed and informative.. it 10/10 on FR Value...
The best was- "poor woman she did not know that even the mighty Google search engine has failed to locate my dick, so it would be near to impossible for her to find.. she did try for 5-10 minutes and finally asked 'kidhar he?'.. I told her my brother has taken Sanyas and gone for pilgrimage and that I have to sit to pee.. " couldnt resist my laugh.. i was almost rofl.. i am reading FR in office and my colleagues are wondering why i am laughing...
Thanks for writting such a wonderful FR..

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[TyrionLannister69]

Looking fwd to that bro..

Ps - some drunk people like me travel all the way from Nerul to Andheri to visit a new place for pehla wala pyaar...

More about it in the final part of my fr which hopefully will pen tomorrow from work

Bro,
On that day we (mk, basu da and me) missed u by a whisker...


@tyrion: looking forward for an unplanned meet at some place...catching/recognising u with ur chick grooving on one of the songs from ur playlist..

Cheers
Ashwin

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[Uncle Sam]

I know tamannanightlover .
Hope we'll read some FRs from this Dassi.

One month is over. Let’s hope FR comes in.

 

[saibrogg]

Hey Thanks Guys for the recommendations for bars like sangeet in turbhe. Will be checking them out!

 

[Shraavan]

Third Person FR
I know that we are supposed to post only first person FRs here. However, I thought this experience that a friend had would be worth posting to caution new mongers who may get fleeced.
I had highly recommended Mayur to a friend who wished to begin his mongering. He visited it a few days back. Unfortunately, he did not have very good things to say about some of the girls. He is unable to post an FR directly as he works with the Navy. Hence, Internet usage is under heavy surveillance. I am posting this on his behalf.

So this friend walked into Mayur recently. He found a girl called Riya. Tall, lean, wheatish girl with taut abs. She started off talking straightaway in English monosyllables. When my friend spoke back in English, she retreated and switched to Hindi. She insisted that she is Marathi. But the broken Marathi she spoke made it clear that she was not Marathi. On the other hand her fluent Bengali (while talking to another Bong girl) made her ethnicity fairly clear. As soon as my friend began exploring her she started with Nakhras. "Ab Chusna mat", "Ab zor se mat dabana". Refused DFK too. Then in about 3 minutes she asked for bohni. After taking 100 rupees, she vanished saying that she has to pee. She was out for almost 10 mins. Then she came back. Sat for another 30 seconds, then left stating that she wanted to charge her phone. Came back after another 10 mins. Sat for 3 minutes. Then asked for Boni again. My friend refused. Finally gave 100 rupees. She wanted to 200. Friend pointed out that she has taken 2 breaks and has barely spent 8 to 10 mins with him. She threw a tantrum and said "Phir main jaa rahi hoon" and left. The sniggers from the surrounding tables made it fairly clear that she was regular at this.

The coatwalla then arranged for a girl called Sunita. The moment he entered the explore mode, she said "Sir main itna service nahin karti. Proper service bahaar hi hota hai". My friend asked her for the charges for entry. She said 3000. He asked about BJ. She said "Sir, main woh nahin karti". He gave her Rs. 100 and released her.

He called me up and cribbed. Finally I asked him to try one of the more reliable names like Lisa, Kiran, Shikha etc. Unfortunately all were busy. Finally he left.

 

[Lustking69]

Third Person FR
I know that we are supposed to post only first person FRs here. However, I thought this experience that a friend had would be worth posting to caution new mongers who may get fleeced.
I had highly recommended Mayur to a friend who wished to begin his mongering. He visited it a few days back. Unfortunately, he did not have very good things to say about some of the girls. He is unable to post an FR directly as he works with the Navy. Hence, Internet usage is under heavy surveillance. I am posting this on his behalf.

So this friend walked into Mayur recently. He found a girl called Riya. Tall, lean, wheatish girl with taut abs. She started off talking straightaway in English monosyllables. When my friend spoke back in English, she retreated and switched to Hindi. She insisted that she is Marathi. But the broken Marathi she spoke made it clear that she was not Marathi. On the other hand her fluent Bengali (while talking to another Bong girl) made her ethnicity fairly clear. As soon as my friend began exploring her she started with Nakhras. "Ab Chusna mat", "Ab zor se mat dabana". Refused DFK too. Then in about 3 minutes she asked for bohni. After taking 100 rupees, she vanished saying that she has to pee. She was out for almost 10 mins. Then she came back. Sat for another 30 seconds, then left stating that she wanted to charge her phone. Came back after another 10 mins. Sat for 3 minutes. Then asked for Boni again. My friend refused. Finally gave 100 rupees. She wanted to 200. Friend pointed out that she has taken 2 breaks and has barely spent 8 to 10 mins with him. She threw a tantrum and said "Phir main jaa rahi hoon" and left. The sniggers from the surrounding tables made it fairly clear that she was regular at this.

The coatwalla then arranged for a girl called Sunita. The moment he entered the explore mode, she said "Sir main itna service nahin karti. Proper service bahaar hi hota hai". My friend asked her for the charges for entry. She said 3000. He asked about BJ. She said "Sir, main woh nahin karti". He gave her Rs. 100 and released her.

He called me up and cribbed. Finally I asked him to try one of the more reliable names like Lisa, Kiran, Shikha etc. Unfortunately all were busy. Finally he left.

If you would have told him the reliable names before visiting the bar itself,some one or the other would have been free and such a situation would not have occurred.Also what time one visits is also an important factor for the services one can avail.
Regards,LK69.

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