Mongering Diaries
Happy Street
I assume quite a few of you must have read or experienced Happy street event by Times group , in which they block traffic on one road on Sunday morning and let people dance and walk and jog or paint in morning times on road
So what about happy Street for Mongering
As far I am concerned
There is only one Happy Street in Mumbai and Navi Mumbai
Part of Plam beach road ahead of New Mumbai municipal corporation office straight towards end of palm beach road
This is the most happening Street in new Bombay and may be in all over Bombay
This starch of road has all kind of night fun for you
There are 8 DBs in vicinity of each other
Night angel ,Cabana ,Star city ,Star night Maya , meghraj ,ICON and Bebo
At least 3 classy pubs
Rockville and angrezi pubs and White Door
Loads of good restaurants for Foodys
Bong Adda or Goa Portuguese or Malvani Katta
Fast food joints ..Mac Donald or Burger King ..
U name it and you have it there
It is one my favourite place to hang around
I call it my happy Street
Whenever I get bored , I go there
So started the Happy Street visit with MacD
I love MacD as it always has young crowd bubbling
Corporate Gals , aunties and college couples
Old uncle feels young again in MacD
But again , u can't touch those young chicks in MacD
Isn't it ?
So got myself to my second Home
Night angle
It still has new year decorations with balloons and flowers on ceiling and loads of Chicks on floor
Every one in Nightangle knows Uncle Sam
Waiters and coatwala rushed to greet me
Gals started giggling
They know Uncle showers money .,and loads of it
But they all know Uncle Never repeats the chick
Out of 30 odd chicks , at least 10 were striped by me before
So I was searching something new
Nothing New
Called my coatwala
What is new in new year ? I asked
Nothing ..he muttered
Why ?
Sir ..naya Maal aata hi nahi hai ..demonetisation and GST ke baad yeh line main paisa kam ho Gaya hai
Pehle ek ek ladki apne Gaaon se teen teen ladki Leke aati thi ..lekin ab ladki log ke pass utna paisa hi nahi ki gaaon Bhej sake ..black money down hai
Yeh line Main ab glamour nahi Raha
He was putting his theory
I smiled ..did bohni of all waiters and coatwalas
And started to leave
One previous chik was shaking her Ass in tight jeans close to exit door
Ask her to come to take bohni ..she knows the rule ..she was wearing t shirt ..so tunrned her around amd made her bend and put 500 in her jeans back pocket and squeezed her Ass
All gals started giggling
Left them there and came out
Now what to do ? Lots of time in hand still
Golden Rule
When you are getting bored ... explore new place
There is no better Kick than visiting a brand new Db
Even at this old age..going to new Db gives me same pleasure and excitement like it was 7 years ago
So decided to Visit Bebo
Bebo is brand new Db next to Star city
Entrance is from front of star city as well as from behind
Advantage of being senior monger is that how so ever brand new Db may be , you always find some one who knows you
So was immediately greeted by familiar face at gate
Saab pehchana ..
I am not good in remembering faces
That also of males ..no ways
But I still smiled..I always do .. it is Free
Saab ..aap Sona bar main aate hai ..humara hi naya Branch hai ..
Manager at gate said
Then it clicked
Sona Ob at shirvane next to Daasil
I walked inside
Oh my God ..what a grand Ambinace
What a classy interiors
Saab ..VIP dikhata hu...manager knows I like VIP
Again absolutely classy interiors
One of the best Interios in whole Mumbai
I appreciated it ..
Saab pura 2.5 cr Daala hai Seth ne ..manager explained
I aggreed ..money was visible in each and every thing ..
Bebo has by far the best hall and VIP room
Sat in main hall as I wanted to check the chicks
Only one was good ..in gahagra Choli
Called her for dance
Dance nahi aata sir ..she said
Gave her 100 rs and send her back
Coat wala came rushing
Andar make up Kar Raha hai ..5 minute ruko Saab..Sab ko bahar lata hu..
Only few customers siting
Again tipped all the waiters and coat wala and boys
I always do it in any Db on first visit
Finally after 15 mins ..coatwala got 3 babes out
All in choli and ghagra
Good collection
One of them again recognised me aap Time Db main aate the na ..
Time at Panvel is closed for almost a year
But These Db gals have tremendous memory
U may forget the gal
But gal never forgets you
She is from Himachal
Tall white Good figure
Other gals were from Magnet Ob as it is closed for time being due to Kamala mill fire
Made all three dance
Made all theee drink
Made all three sat next to me
Showered money on all three
When one gal is dancing , I always ask other gal to sit next to me and then enjoy chatting and gossiping and squeezing
I told the dancing Gal ..
Tune Andar pad dala hai ..is liye Tera ball bada dikh Raha hai
She looked at me with anger
Arre ..Aisa yeh Baju wali ladki Bol rahi hai..main nahi
I put all the blaim on new gal sitting next to me
Dancing gal stoped dancing and came to me and literally put my hand on her Choli and said
Khud Daaba ke check Kar lo..dono ka
I obliged
Nice pair of Balls she had
By the time i turned to new gal for checking .,she got up and started running
And I am Running behind her in Db hall
Did grab her and made her dance
Sat for almost hour and more and khan left
Bebo has world class ambiance
All of you should check it for ambiance at least
It is more of Ob rather than Db
Few gals are Maal
It should do well if they get more Maal chicks
Came out
Went to Bong Adda
Had fish
Bong Adda has one female owner
She is classy
She was not there
Finished fish and disappeared from Happy Street
This place at night time is full of energy and action
I am too old for pubs now
But all of you who are still young should visit them and off cause all DBs and food joints on Happy Street
But remember
Happy Street is addicting
It is Epitome of Materialism and all the evil of Capitalism
It is the Devils Street
As the Eagles have said in their famous song
' Hotel California ' ( "listen to it on you tube if u have not before )
U can Check out any time you like
But u can NEVER leave
Uncle Sam