Jigarshergil
Reviewer
overtime partying continues ...FRs from yesterday....was thinking in the morning whether to target new bars or spend bit more time nurturing the leads from previous nights..took a balanced approach..
visited 2 new bars for me: Meghraj, Nigtangle (evening shifts) ; repeat: Sona (late night shift)
Meghraj : DONT FU***ING GO THERE !
its a shamshan ..not too many occasions have disappointed me in life as my visit there yesterday especially the place looks really good from outside and it has been in my wish list for a while. 10+ coatwalas, 5 impoverished girls, 1 customer . this is 9pm. ye sab dekhte hi full on 'aata maajhi satatli'
i have been drinking on my way to boot up..so ordered another drink. after a while, once i loosened up a bit, i asked one of the girls from a distance away, who looked the best out of lot, to come and sit with me; and that brought the 2nd wave of horror - she had multiple shades of makeup on her face and after 2 drinks my poor brain and eyes weren't able to cope with the holographic, multi-layer facial textures. so i went through my wallet ( it had 20k cash - she was eyeing continuously) and but only got her 5 x 20 notes , and that really pissed her off. i was thinking she would say thanks as there wasn't really any other customer by then, but .. I asked the coatwala and the manager what's wrong this crap bird quality ..answer was OB will start at 10 and 'aaj hi nahi aaha ladkiyan'...so if anyone has a positive experience with this bar pls share. it might have been only yesterday.
Damage: 700(rum) + 100 (girl) + (40 tips) + free gaali to them : 840 INR
next Nigtangle: found one bar on my radar closed near McDonald, and hence went into the all raved about Nightangle. Man, this was extreme, it was like entering a fish market - there was no space, it was full on, which was good. They got me a chair shared with others. Pulled one pretty girl, but she was so nervous/hesitant..i said lets dance and what's wrong ? she said she cant dance and that paisa bhi nahi mila. i joked 'ghar mein bhukhe bacche rakhke aayi ho kya' to which she smiled. i gave her 100 and then got 2K converted , out of which gave her 1k. in the mean time, the coatwala wanted me to take her for entry, but i didn't want to until we have built up a bit of rapport prior. so i took her number and left. the weird thing is she looked so much like my friend's wife ..have to check if she is her sister or related
Damage: 1k (girl) + 700 (drinks) + 200 tips : 2K
Sona: midnight shift stars and i was going to put some effort and money on my doll i met prev night. Her phone only switched on in the evening and she called few times to come to the office.
I take a seat, order a drink, doll notices me a bit later. Now the interesting part and conversation: I receive few phone calls from Nightangle doll :
NA Doll: "tum aur kahi baithe ho kya ? "
me: " nahi toh . ghar ja raha hu"
NA Doll: phir paise utha ke kyoun gaye (she was refering to 1k out of 2K i hadn't intentionally given it to her". it just astonished me how intelligent in these things they are !
me: "kyoun tumhe pura dena chaiye tha ? "
NA Doll: "nahi..tum uthake le gaye..sochi aur kahi batho ge. ghar kaise ja rahe ho?"
me: gari mein
NA Doll: kya gari hai tumhare pas ?
me: bari gari hain. chalo chal te he ghumne
NA Doll: kaha leh jao ge"
...anyway after a short unexpected conversation i excused myself and tried to refocus on Sona Doll
experience in Sona was boring.. 2 drinks and 2K to the doll over a period of time. she looks around, smiles, i give her few 20 notes . Repeat mode. Music was atrocious from Mohenjodara / Harappa time it seems, i don't know who requests these songs. i was falling asleep and getting extremely frustrated. unfortunately, Sona doll doesn't dance either - i think i need to improve my choices ! i am trying to meet outside the bar..lets see but I'm not positive on this one. she is too seasoned i think.
Damage: 2k girl, 1.5k drinks. tips. 200. total: 3.7k
p.s - doll count is growing and so is the request of balance karwa do, mera bhai / meri mammi ke liye pizza order karwa do.. unsustainable
need to prune ...
visited 2 new bars for me: Meghraj, Nigtangle (evening shifts) ; repeat: Sona (late night shift)
Meghraj : DONT FU***ING GO THERE !



Damage: 700(rum) + 100 (girl) + (40 tips) + free gaali to them : 840 INR
next Nigtangle: found one bar on my radar closed near McDonald, and hence went into the all raved about Nightangle. Man, this was extreme, it was like entering a fish market - there was no space, it was full on, which was good. They got me a chair shared with others. Pulled one pretty girl, but she was so nervous/hesitant..i said lets dance and what's wrong ? she said she cant dance and that paisa bhi nahi mila. i joked 'ghar mein bhukhe bacche rakhke aayi ho kya' to which she smiled. i gave her 100 and then got 2K converted , out of which gave her 1k. in the mean time, the coatwala wanted me to take her for entry, but i didn't want to until we have built up a bit of rapport prior. so i took her number and left. the weird thing is she looked so much like my friend's wife ..have to check if she is her sister or related

Damage: 1k (girl) + 700 (drinks) + 200 tips : 2K
Sona: midnight shift stars and i was going to put some effort and money on my doll i met prev night. Her phone only switched on in the evening and she called few times to come to the office.
I take a seat, order a drink, doll notices me a bit later. Now the interesting part and conversation: I receive few phone calls from Nightangle doll :
NA Doll: "tum aur kahi baithe ho kya ? "
me: " nahi toh . ghar ja raha hu"
NA Doll: phir paise utha ke kyoun gaye (she was refering to 1k out of 2K i hadn't intentionally given it to her". it just astonished me how intelligent in these things they are !
me: "kyoun tumhe pura dena chaiye tha ? "
NA Doll: "nahi..tum uthake le gaye..sochi aur kahi batho ge. ghar kaise ja rahe ho?"
me: gari mein
NA Doll: kya gari hai tumhare pas ?
me: bari gari hain. chalo chal te he ghumne
NA Doll: kaha leh jao ge"
...anyway after a short unexpected conversation i excused myself and tried to refocus on Sona Doll
experience in Sona was boring.. 2 drinks and 2K to the doll over a period of time. she looks around, smiles, i give her few 20 notes . Repeat mode. Music was atrocious from Mohenjodara / Harappa time it seems, i don't know who requests these songs. i was falling asleep and getting extremely frustrated. unfortunately, Sona doll doesn't dance either - i think i need to improve my choices ! i am trying to meet outside the bar..lets see but I'm not positive on this one. she is too seasoned i think.
Damage: 2k girl, 1.5k drinks. tips. 200. total: 3.7k
p.s - doll count is growing and so is the request of balance karwa do, mera bhai / meri mammi ke liye pizza order karwa do.. unsustainable
