Does Patong ever sleep?

[HealthWise]

The coppers have, or are trying to close up the beach in devon, threatening to arrest anyone.
Bit annoying imo, if the genuine beachcomber types fill out the form to the "Receiver of Wrecks" its legal and above board, but the coppers are stopping them.
Most of the trouble apparently is big gangs coming from hundreds of miles away swiping everything to flog on ebay.
And the thought of some poor bugger getting his mits on a free bag of nappies or empty barrel which will all be written off to water damage has got the media in a frenzy, mostly ignoring hundreds and hundreds of seabirds already covered in oil and the 3500 tons of it that need to be pumped off before destroying the coastline.

least we baint lighting bonfires on the rocks thesedays down here to lure boats in

 

[Linda G]

Had a story a few years ago when a ship carying a few thousand new BMW, Saab & Volvo cars had a collision an capsized before the Belgian coast. Received a lot of phonecalls from people wanting to buy carparts (tires etc). Everything was shredded as volvo had experience from a earlier accident where car parts where sold as new at a cheaper price. If something wrong, bona fide carowners could not get a guarantee on those parts.
What if you buy a new BMW motorbike or some new car parts, e-bay or at your local dealer, and you have a problem with them?
"Sorry sir, but this is not a legal new bike/car part and we can not repair it/replace it as it dos not falls under guarantee."

 

[Pompal 09.]

We had two containerloads of air filters on the napoli from work....Don't think they'd be number one priority for the scavengers though....If i lived there id be down on the beach myself...

 

[justin b]

Shipwreck or not, next time I'm in patong I'm after one a those chickens - any c*ck'll'doooo..........:happyi:

 

[Thanh Truc K]

Soak some raisins in rum and leave them out. Go back later, pick up passed out/seforum.xxxgering birdie for the pot.
Or if your in a hurry and the gamekeeper is roaming about, small pile of raisins, one attached to fishing hook, hide, reel the bugger (the bird, not the gamekeeper ) in quick when he swallows it.
Not that ive ever done anything like poaching before of course, as its illegal.

 

[southboss05]

I'll try an remember that trick next time in Bangla...

So I leave a load of raisins on the bar, soaked in rum? go to another bar and return to the first bar much later - bird will be seforum.xxxgering around half mullered and I simply grab her and take her home for a good feast - Yup, think I got it:happyi:

 

[stargirl]

Sounds about right, or you could just wave a couple of 1000 Baht notes around:happyi: That seems to bring them out of the jungle rather quickly :embrassed

 

[who da man?]

Hey Visa

You say that, my last night in Patong, after an extreemly good session (drink) BTW, took my girl home and (no details exposed):aan:

she wakes up in the morning and say ' me mao mak, solly we not go boom boom last nite, me too mao'

Even I was shocked at that comment - but not as much as her when I went on to tell her that yes, she mao, but still go boom boom long time last night 5555555555555

Rum soaked raisins or not 555555555555

 

[Welsh are best at rugby]

mmmmmm.. Rum raisins..

 

[hamster]

Thanks Paul, thought I'd give your rum soaked raisin poaching ploy a test run last night.

The Police have just brought me home. They say they found me fast asleep in the woods smelling of rum, wearing my camo-thong, and surrounded by vicious chickens.

Can I just confirm with you............The raisins are for the chickens........Yes?

 

[betdwg1]

555555 not quite what i had in mind, but at least you got some kip

the camo-thong is....... worrying......

does that mean it really dissappears up your crack?


and does it come in realtree pattern? :embrassed

 

[wo1f4me]

Just wondering...has any one ever had a bargirl who has been shaven below that belt...or are all au natural?

 

[Mommyhood is good]

i've had a few that were shaven:embrassed

 

[Annabell C.]

don't be blushing, thats a great thing
anyone else got input

 

[Anish]

My tilak lets me shave her....
500 posts woooooooohooooooooooooo!!!!!:happyi:

 

[Soupy]

Does she let you shave her legs as well?? I've yet to find one who does that, although the hair is not coarse anyway....

 

[Pat M]

No i'm not her slave,she does that bit herself 55555555
Once ive shaved her down below i get thirsty and i dont exactly wait for her to shave the legs 5555

 

[Aubery Drake]

Plenty of them shave. I met three on the last trip that were, although one was so smooth that I'm not even sure it was shaven. Had me worried because I thought she looked a little young, so I checked her ID and she was 27!

 

[sjwanderer]

what is better shave or wax?

 

[Shehab K]

why doesnt she grow a moustache, it would save her money on blaeds.....