Actually, when I'm over there, I get along fine with just about all of the locals. As I see it, these guys (touts) are no more so "nasty, thieving scum" than anyone else. They're just trying to earn a living, same as everyone else, and they've got their "angle" that they try their best to exploit.
The people I'd consider as "nasty, thieving scum" are the goons who try to pickpocket or steal money from others. They should be punished by someone, and I imagine if they ever get caught, they will be. Any reasonable society would try to its best to eliminate them, and from what I hear, if they get caught in Thailand, off they go to the local jail.
Some people here in this forum try to give me a hard time, saying I think of these people as the "real Thai people". That's not exactly correct, but I do think someone who came to Patong from Issan to try to earn money is "at least as much" entitled to be there than all these foreigners who come to visit or move in. For the most part, THEY are the local citizens, and WE are the visiting guests.
If someone can't stand the touts, the tailors, the tuk-tuk drivers, the motor-taxi drivers, the rental guys (jet-ski and/or motorbike) the street vendors, and all the rest, there are plenty of other destinations to go to. All this stuff together makes up what Patong is today, and what it was ten years ago. It's not all that different, just "more of the same".
Sorry if anyone thinks the above is too simplistic, naive, or trying to preach to others, as it's not intended to be any of the above. It's simply how I see things, and it's obvious that it is very different from the way some other people here see things. However, I'll follow some advice I received in a recent email, and I will refrain from posting any more suggestions about things I know so little about.