Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[OG_funguy]

If you hobby long enough, sooner or later you will meet a 'fatal attraction' type of MPA...I think this is my third

Anyone have any crazy fatal attraction stories to share?

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

If you hobby long enough, sooner or later you will meet a 'fatal attraction' type of MPA...I think this is my third

Anyone have any crazy fatal attraction stories to share?


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Only you my friend. Only you

 

[Crushing-It]

If you hobby long enough, sooner or later you will meet a 'fatal attraction' type of MPA...I think this is my third

Anyone have any crazy fatal attraction stories to share?


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Definitely don’t leave the bunny in the backyard for awhile.

 

[cl794]

If you hobby long enough, sooner or later you will meet a 'fatal attraction' type of MPA...I think this is my third

Anyone have any crazy fatal attraction stories to share?


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haha they must really like you;.

 

[Poontang Fan]

Definitely don’t leave the bunny in the backyard for awhile.

Fatal Attraction came out probably 35 years ago and we still use the term “bunny boiler”. Great film that really had a lasting impact.

 

[Crushing-It]

Fatal Attraction came out probably 35 years ago and we still use the term “bunny boiler”. Great film that really had a lasting impact.

Always nice when the dudes get my jokes.

With these new streaming services, Fatal Attraction is definitely known to younger people. At least by reputation.

The gif at the end of that string of text messages makes you wonder!

 

[Social-Misfit]

Go for the beige Corolla. Driving instructors car of choice. No one will give it a second look.

I take my 98 GMC pickup, 4 different tires rust everywhere, the Audi says at home

 

[Spawarrior99]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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The only thing I can relate to is number 5. The rest of your BS is just, BS.

 

[Leonard Telepathy Esquire]

The only thing I can relate to is number 5. The rest of your BS is just, BS.

Well, that is because your hobby is drinking and typing nonsense on internet forums while drunk.

If you actually visited spas, you could relate.

 

[Leonard Telepathy Esquire]

I take my 98 GMC pickup, 4 different tires rust everywhere, the Audi says at home

Your GMC still might stand out though.

My car is so non-descript and boring, I can be standing right next to it & not be sure its mine! Perfect for hobbying, but challenging at crowded malls. I use that button on the key fob in a mall. Never near a spa though, I dont need the whole neighbourhood turning their heads to look!

 

[Social-Misfit]

Your GMC still might stand out though.

My car is so non-descript and boring, I can be standing right next to it & not be sure its mine! Perfect for hobbying, but challenging at crowded malls. I use that button on the key fob in a mall. Never near a spa though, I dont need the whole neighbourhood turning their heads to look!

I can relate, had one those years ago, fucking hated parking anywhere would never find it especially when the fob battery was low

 

[Leonard Telepathy Esquire]

You know you have been hobbying too much when:

You stash extra money in your shoe just in case the semilegit girl decides to offer forbidden extras; you go home after with unspent money in your shoe, and feel a bit sad.

 

[Jumpin’ Jack Flash]

i just borrow my neighbour’s car.
let him do the splaining

sure sure you lent your car to JJF

 

[hangul99]

When you use an Uber App linked to a debit card to a hobby account that know one knows about from a burner phone after ditching your car at the mall because you are afraid your car is being tracked.

 

[Poontang Fan]

When you use an Uber App linked to a debit card to a hobby account that know one knows about from a burner phone after ditching your car at the mall because you are afraid your car is being tracked.

Not only are you brilliant but you are enjoying the hobby at a level that most of us only dream about. Well done. You have my respect and admiration.

 

[bob_loblaw]

You know you have been hobbying too much when:

You stash extra money in your shoe just in case the semilegit girl decides to offer forbidden extras; you go home after with unspent money in your shoe, and feel a bit sad.

More like you have to explain to your significant other why she found a $20 bill in each pocket of your jeans when doing your laundry...

 

[cupcrazy]

Go for the beige Corolla. Driving instructors car of choice. No one will give it a second look.

and people will stay out of way. ironically i got rear ended by a corolla.

 

[throwaway01]

I like this thread and can't believe I only now just stumbled upon it.

Anyways: an old girlfriend asked me why I was taking 3 hours at the gym. I had to come up with "I started walking 40mim there and 40min back".
But really I was taking the opportunity to TTC to 1-2 spas during some limited alone time lol

Those were dumber days for me for sure

 

[xtc27]

More like you have to explain to your significant other why she found a $20 bill in each pocket of your jeans when doing your laundry...

I think $20 = no big deal … but a c note, that’s a bit harder 2 xxplain!

 

[xtc27]

You know you have been hobbying too much when:

You stash extra money in your shoe just in case the semilegit girl decides to offer forbidden extras; you go home after with unspent money in your shoe, and feel a bit sad.

The funny thing = the feeling sad part! Who feels sad when they find $$$?