Mystery of the breaking condoms.
FR Sapna (SP Pooja 2318)
It was a dark day when i woke up that Sunday morning. Johnny was up before me, sad and depressed from the long 2 week family trip and the long ride back to Mumbai, with an asshole and two nuts for company. Johnny mentioned in his sleep about his delirium, thus warning me that any more delay in treatment would push him to insanity.
I scanned up and my down the list of messages on the forum, hoping to find replies to my Jasmine request DMs.
Luckily I had Pooja's number with ref. I had contemplated calling her earlier but then had second thoughts due to the unimaginably low rate she charges for riding her cow. I waited till 11 still hoping for a miracle. I checked my options.
1. SBs - no way on a Sunday. Anyway I've had of the monotonous SBs. No satisfaction there, just a release and then a long empty walk back home.
2. SB girls to lodges - No not that lot. Not after the 2 week hiatus.
3. Regular indies - No. Frequent meets have dulled the rawness. Frequent meets have brought in regular bundles of their problems to unleash on attentive regular customers who they over time come to believe as second hubbies. Listening to children's school problems, pending tution fees and other tantrums while pumping the lady's pussy which eating her anus is not my idea of uninhibited raw sex.
4. Bhabhis - No. Not tonight my luv.
5. Trannies - No. Not in the day and definitely not on a Sunday.
6. Girlfriend - No. For reasons 4, 5 & 6 combined.
7. Spas - I couldn't take a chance, it was Sunday and star masseuses would be busy turning my balls a shade purple from their recently regular blue.
I analyzed, summed, contemplated, deduced, expanded, expounded and analyzed again and again till 11. Finally checked messages, desperately DMed sime more mongers for Jasmine or Meena.
Clock struck 11am snd promptly texted Pooja with ref. Got an immediate call back. She said she will reach in 15 mins. I asked her to take her time as I was far away in Mumbai and said i would call when i reach Nerul. I dragged my self in the shower with two sackfuls of semen following me. Two min hot shower was enough with special attention to ass crack and anus. Plus assuming Sapna to be some young petite dysky damsel i shaved my already shaved chest and groin. In 15 mins i was washed, shaved, perfumed, groomed and in my car with 4 of the finest rubbers man's penis could have. Durex Invisibles. They roll all the way down to the hilt unlike other condoms. And you don't feel them while doing the deed, neither does your partner. I trust them for being there, and for not being there too. I chuckled thinking of my fellow monger who cried foul when his broke in Sapna's arse. Not in my case, not with my Durex Invisibles loaded in my pocket. I forgot to take the umbrella, just in case. It was raining in Dadar. Slight drizzle maybe. But dark. Who cares for the umbrella when you have 4 of the best umbrellas in the front pocket of your ball crunching tight jeans. I laughed at my own joke, eased my thighs to give the balls some hint of freedom and started the engine.
I drove on the Sunday morning on not too crowded street, thinking of Sapna and what would have made the condoms break. It wasn't the only FR where madam Pooja's patrons had raised concerns over condoms breaking inside pooja's butt. What could be the reasons.
1. The damned hellish fires inside Sapna's butt.
2. Something in the flat they were holed up in.
3. Little puns inside her butt - yuk.
4. Too much oil in her food which leaves a oily residue in heranal track.
5. Oily gas out of oily food.
I was running out of logical as well as illogical assumptions and before i could think of getting a beautiful female assistant who would assist me in tying Sapna butts up to a dentist's chair fir more detailed analysis and research, i had reached Nerul. Madam Pooja picked up after a few missed calls and said she would reach in 2 mins. I asked her the address she said just stay there she would cone in two. I could not expect the flat to be in a building with ample parking at 1k per shot, i parked on the far end of the street opposite the station and called madam as it was almost 10 mins since she said she'd call in two. She picked up after 2 missed calls and asked me to wait at well-known tea.
Nothing could go wrong i thought. I was already there. Price was the lowest, hence my expectations were the lowest too. With any kind of face even a stinking one, i would get vfm releasing in doggy.
I walked to well-known's and waited at a non well-known tea joint on the other side of the little lane next to that block. I stood their smoking, checking my messages, the regular daily good morning jaanus from needy bitches expressing fake love and some aaj milo na jonu gorom hu voice messages from SB items, i got a yes we can meet from two indies whom i had messaged late last night. I haven't yet seen a whore who wakes up at 7am. All bitches wake up late and super late. Late night full night or not, they wake up super late. 2ish. Sone are punctual when they meet, that i admire and appreciate. But you ask her to at least receive your call or reply your message next day at 8 she will definitely say no as she would be sleeping then. Anyway that's a topic for psychologists and sociologists to build a connection between whoredom and late rising. I got a call from another late riser in the meanwhile saying aa rahe ho abhi, versova me hu. Sorry i would have preferred meeting you on this sex tour today as i am planning to drain my balls and am carrying 4 of the best and a walletful of cash but when i chatted with you yesterday your monosyllabic replies sounded more like you were in fucking panvel than in versova. Of course i didn't say all this. I told her sorry darling vashi me maiyyat me aya hu agle hafte milte hai. She said fine janu tc. Ab TC kyu mai kya galti se mare huve ki kabar me kudne wala tha?
Back to pooja. It was already 30 mins past her last call and it had started raining now. Real heavy lashings which the 4 of the best in my pocket could not save me from. I called pooja. 5 mins she said. I am just reaching there. Ok. I sided under a shop's high roof, looked at any two ladies walking together who probably would be Pooja Sapna. One duo in particular looked hot. I was sure these two would be them. I waited for them to pass, imagined them entering one of the shabby buildings in the creepy lanes behind, imagined them enter their studio flat as Pooja fished out her phone from her fake leather handbag and called. Ring! I took my phone out from my pocket but no call was there. I texted Pooja its raining and its getting late, i am going back. I was seriously thinking of dropping this and rushing to versova. I thought i would fir one cigarette or i would leave. Immediately pooja called upon reading the text. Aa rahi 2 minut. I said its already an hour. At 11 you said you'll reach in 15 i said take your time i was away. Now I'm all the way here waiting an hour already and still you are saying 2 mins more. Okay where are you she asks. I said chowpatti eating bhel. Okay fine kisko bhi well-known tea pucho, well-known ke paas aana aur baju me gali hai waha sese andar ana. She has no sense of direction. I asked her left ya right. Kisko bhi pucho baju me chemist. After getting completely drenched for 15 mins in heavy rains, I reached her place.
It was a dump on the first floor of a building. More dumpier the joint the better i thought, one of the reasons for the reasonable charge.
Madam Pooja was nothing to talk about. She took me inside the 1 room flat with no furniture, just a mattress and a window about 3.5 feet above the floor level. Sapna was standing there in a pink tee and pink cotton leggings. She had no personality, but a phat arse. I was happy. I couldn't wait and was not interested in Pooja's further talks. She said blah blah about why so discreet etc while I eyed Sapna's butt and felt my ball's bursting with cum pressure. Sapna didn't say a word. The room was shabby alright. Maybe there were rats there who puncture the condoms while she keeps them bedside on the floor before using them? I couldnt shake it off of my head.
Sapna has a stupid smile. She mostly spoke in gestures or mono syllables for some reason. I tried to get close to her to fondle her, she pointed towards the mattress and suggested I strip which she did too in 2 secs except for her brown think panties. I said what the heck lets strip, so I did and laid back on the mattress. I felt as if I'm at the bottom of a well. But who cares. Sapna started well. I wanted her to massage my dick through my boxers but she gestured i take it off. I promptly did as i don't know how to counter argue in gestures. She straightaway took my dick in her mouth. I said wait lets kiss. So i sat up fondled her handful breasts and kissed her thin lips full of cheap lipstick. She wasn't very much into ir and she gestured the same. Kisses were cold and dry. No dfk. Not a problem i thought. She wasn't that hot anyway to have missed passionately kissing her. Well lookwise let me tell you, if you come across her on the street you won't give her a second look. But she has a nice phat bum, a little oversized for the rest of her body, like Soni's, but double magnified.
I asked her too take panties. I wasnt so much inclined as to take them off myself. She resumed her mechanical sucking. Ok i thought for this price. But I'd have rather paid and have a great bj to begin with. Bad kissing bad bbj and what remains would end the session and i must drive all the way back home. So i suggested we call pooja too. She said then i should have told her while she was here. I said forget it. Lets carry on. Sapna btw is very cooperative and has no nakhras. But the lack of expertise and skills required puts her in this bracket. Also, her face gives no hint of an IQ level above 15. She is plain stupid. We will come to this soon. Being stupid is a fine characteristic in a girl in this trade anyway.
She sucked but somehow i couldn't feel her mouth. Her mouth is small hence i thought the bj would feel tight. I asked her to take deep, she did. More deeper. She did. Gagged. Tears ran. Stopped. I stopped guiding her and rested back. She started rimming. It tickled because she was doing it mechanically. I asked her to instead suck my balls. She did. I wasn't getting much pleasure from her oral activities. So i thought of nutting early and go to some other jpint for a second. I asked her to begin the deed. I reached and took my Durex Invisibles and advertised them to her as usual. She dumbly listened and said they won't be good, we need strong ones like the chalu ones she had, as condoms often break.
Blood raced.
The plot was thickening. What's elementary Watson? I asked.
I said these are the best condoms in India and perhaps in the world. They don't break even i slide my dick with just one of these on in the tightest raw arse without lube. She was dumb again. So i gave up.
She opened two sachets of thick brown condoms from a pack displaying a sexy blonde in bikini. I asked why two... She said double lagana padega aajkal condom bahut phatata hai.
I felt like a victim in a low budget horror flick. I put a brave face and said ye Durex Invisible lagao nahi fatega. I didn't resist anymore when she proceeded to put on two Durex Invisible condoms. I closed my eyes to avoid the tiring light coming from the high window and said chadh jao, she said yes sir. 5 seconds later still i didn't feel any pussy or arsehole around my helmet. But i smelled coconuts. I opened my eyes.
She was not there, she had vanished.
(Mystery of the breaking condoms epilogue - to follow soon)