Chat Jokes please

[snoopdoggie]

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Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[loves to lick]

Happy Thanksgiving!

thanks Snoop, same to you

 

[cupcrazy]

Thanksgiving dinner 2021

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[cupcrazy]

 

[snoopdoggie]

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I was going to say what a boner.
But, it's more like,what a bummer.

 

[northofgta]

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[snoopdoggie]

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I wouldn't doubt it if the Taliban engage in this for fun.

 

[secret_touch]

 

[secret_touch]

 

[secret_touch]

 

[milleniummann]

A Thanksgiving toast:

Cheers to Love
Cheers to Honor
If you can't cum in her
Cum on her

 

[Old No. 7]

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing
every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs
she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist
got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched,
with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?
Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Fridays, I golf."

 

[Old No. 7]

One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
“Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated.
“Why yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church.”
The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this.. How much does he send you”
The elderly woman answered, “$10,000 a week.”
The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living”
“He is a veterinarian,” she answered.
“That’s an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,” the pastor said. “Where does he practice”
The woman answered proudly, “In Nevada. He has two cathouses – one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.”

 

[loves to lick]

 

[loves to lick]

 

[loves to lick]

One too many?

 

[loves to lick]

 

[Deleted member 79939]

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Funny

 

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