A guy is in front of a food truck and the menu reads:
Cheeseburger - $5
Fries - $3
Handjobs - $10
He walks up to the window and there's beautiful woman working the counter.
He asks her "Are you the one giving the hand jobs?", and hands her $10.
"Yes, I am." she replies seductively.
"Well, wash your hands. I want two cheeseburgers."