Oh my god, I feel like I just came from a near death experience.
I knew it would be an interesting experience and I booked anyways because I wanted, good or bad, something different. The reviews have been somewhat neutral but all with a common comment that she was very opinionated.
Well I just have to say this lady has a very strong opinion about Covid. The extreme right-wing babblings that seemed like a compilation of Trump and Fox News over the last 2 years rolled up in an hour massage was enough to put me on edge though I expect that uneducated stupidity, after all I live in Alberta. When the ramblings turned into demands that I not get my second vaccination; that the “Reptilian Evil-doers” are creating an apocalypse in an attempt to win the war of souls. The sermon continued to tell me that Dr Theresa Tam is a Reptilian Transgender who only wants to encourage vaccinations in order to cause lower immunity and make the population dependant on the health care system, while Trudeau is not actually alive but a hologram being run by the Reptilian Transgenders who want to kill us all.
I could fill this post with the absolutely insane verbal vomitous that continued through the entire massage but I still need to process and compartmentalize it all before I can share it with any level of clarity.
I swear I started to consider leaving but also became very concerned if I even muttered anything contrary to her “opinion” I might actually get a hot stone across the back of the head. All I could do was politely bite my tongue and make semi agreeing comments at key points.
On the flip I was so soft and lacking any real interest but somehow managed to finish. I hope she is not on this forum. I could totally see some sort of Fatal Attraction level shit.
Stay away, stay very far away. Unless you are a red hat wearing, antivax moron, or complete isolationist; Lena should be avoided at all costs!!!
Massage was a 5 maybe 4. Doesn’t matter, fuck I need booze.
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