LES Fortuna AMP

[Cornelia]

What's their current rate? I don't remember how much it was.

 

[feebRacrart]

Better? yes definitely, but not at their prices.

 

[SorAleuaie]

Way back when I started in the game.. I got a haircut and then I sheepishly asked for a massage. I said "massage" in Cantonese and they took me to the back.. Granted I'm ABC but don't speak mandarin. You need referals now? Not worth it.. there are better.

 

[yacoool]

If you're not down with the native lingo, Mandarin, it will be difficult to get any service beyond a hair cut. A referral as Mr. Tan wrote earlier is the skeleton key

 

[Ompa Lompa]

Thanks Mr Tan. I'll be sure to check it out. What does pudgy mean? by no entry and no massage?

 

[3niR]

There is another method - referral. I'll PM you.

 

[Kristy-lee]

One problemo Senor Tan, no Mando, no entry and no massagee.

 

[expo357]

SouthWind in Chinatown is the only place I can think of in that price range. Massage not as good but pretty close. Much much better looking & all for $70 - $80. Shower (self) & steam also included.

 

[uxvzsrrp]

so this is one of my "go to" places for a good massage for a great price. Lily is my pick but totally not a looker. Huge cans though.

Does anyone have any suggestions on better bang on a budget? - better looks and same quality massage? For all my searching, this is as good as it gets for $55/hr

 

[gravitate]

Went to Fortuna or whatever they call it now. Got a $8 haircut, I needed one. The boss did a very good haircut. .08 haircut + .02 tip she was unrushed, no cbj, no kissing I would say looks 2-3 out of 10. Then after the haircut, I ask the boss if Lily was working today. I think business is slower now because she woke up. Anyway the women in the room 2-4 so if your looking to date a massage women you probably be dating somebody's grandmother. I saw Lily who would be a tubby lady with big boobs. She did two hand release, one in the beginning and one at the end. Very good strong massage, but the last pop I had to close my eyes and think of something better looking. She does know what titf**k is. Looks like crap, runs great. .55 for the hour .35 tip.

 

[Tiki]

I stopped in here today for a hair cut and a massage. Boss lady was nice and told me to sit down in and she called over Connie to give me the cut and the massage. Haircut for eight dollars? Come on.

Went to the shower room to wash off the hair and clean myself up and went into the room. Connie has good massage skill, but as you all know, not many of the girls here are lookers. Skipping all the stuff in between, limited sensuality. You flip, and Connie goes to work. No touching whatsoever. I tried to get her tits out and she had a fuss saying that the she'd get in trouble. So I'd started massaging her ass and breast OTC and she still had her panties up in a bunch. Made me . Not much hand skill either, just jack hammered away.

Connie and Peggy are off the list. Next!

 

[mat l]

I like this place becuase its such a bargain and you get an exceptional massage. I usually get Annie. Have not gotten to try anybody else.

 

[SgtShamy]

No she went back to the massage rooms before I could introduce myself. I will be back to try her, she was there at 11 AM.

 

[TalswannaBymn]

Pudgy,
Did u get the name of the "younger" girl there? She was the slim girl with the best looking face there, right?

 

[dczezjsz]

After a few less than stellar experiences in the greater Flushing area, a change of scenery was most welcomed. I was hoping to explore Ctown for a few spots today but my morning meeting in lower manhattan ended really early (8:30) and it was raining. Cursing my bad luck, I was left with no choice but to head to Fortuna, the only spot I knew that opens early.

I head over there silently praying that there would be a provider not collecting social security. I walk in and to my initial horror there was the grandmamasan & the old dude giving her a massage. I was about to do an about-face & pull a 'run Forrest run' however at the last second Pricilla came out the massagee area to greet me (phew!)

Pricilla is slender w/long hair, has average looks & is near the 40 bar but maybe just below it. She speaks very good English. I doubt anyone here would pick her out of a B1 line up but considering my alternatives grandma or worse yet grandpa Guiseppi, Pricilla gained several points in the looks department. I may have actually grabbed her hand & taken her to the massagee area. We exchange pleasantries & since I was there before 10 AM, there was no steam, so I took a hot shower. There were several tables & were mainly seperated by accordian doors & walls. This place would probably miserbly fail a health & safety inspection, but whatever I'm not going to move in there. At least I was given a clean towel to shower.

Pricilla proceeded to give me a very 'hard' accupressure massage. I swear she must of been the regional thumb wrestling champ of Guangzhao Province cuz her wushu was mighty strong. I usually dont feel thumb massages cuz of my fatness, but I'm pretty sure I was making facial contortions while she was rubbing me, thankfully I was face down otherwise she would have probably pissed her pants at what a wuss I am with the faces I was making. She gave me a really long full body massage with back walking & it was great.

On the soft massagee, She was a great tease & had a very slow build up on the HE with lots of nipple play, mine not hers (sorry guys). I was allowed limited UTC roaming, nice fat combo sized nips & au natural downstairs, not my cup of tea in grooming choice but nevertheless it was still a hot & slow HR. The only real annoying part that made it harder for me to finish was the Cantonese Rush Limbaugh on the radio, he was jabbering some real annoying shit & of course I had no clue what he was saying, I shoulda asked her to put music on instead. Anyway she finished me off slowly like a pro & literally drained me. She gave me a fresh towel (I think) for my post massagee shower. She offered me tea & the steamer but I was soo done & wanted a snack & a nap. I paid $70 and checked out the talent on my way out. Mainly grandmas but there was a youngish (30s) girl with a solid 6 in looks! I said hello to everyone including the guy who was getting a haircut, whom I also believe was the guy who walked in on me while I was changing, he was looking for the bathroom, unfortunately he got an eyefull of belly & balls. I am sure he lost the urge to purge after that sight.

Anyway I spent almost an hour and a half there, had a very good conversation with Pricilla as well as service, so I will definitely come back & see what extra fun can be had, a trident I hope.

Summary:

Looks - 5 (8 after thinking grandmamasan was going to service me)

Massage - 8

HE - 8, a very good slow release with lots of teasing. Limited UTC roaming

Tota damage = $70, a great deal

May we all find the shagrila of Spas.

Pudge

 

[MichellemyBelle]

So my Chinese born buddy was with me today. He checked out Fortuna, but it wasn't too his liking, since he usually goes for the young girls. I notice from the car there were a few younger looking skinny girls working there. Did Fortuna stop employing people from the senior centers or I need new contacts?

 

[Maria Sweatfield]

I don't think most people like to get hit by 15 strange guys cum a day.

 

[friendly 4]

Why do Chinatown AMP girls act like cum is some kind of toxic chemical when they stroke dicks and see men bust nuts all day long?

 

[tricky]

I had a similiar problem with her. I just started calling ahead and making an appointment for one of the other girld. When I got there, the girl was there waiting for me and Selene took the hint. She hasn't bother me since.

 

[Foxy B]

First post but I've been lurking for a while. I have to agree with the post about Selene - I also stopped coming here because of her. I've seen quite a few of the other girls here and while Selene is good at what she does, she freaks if your hand even brushes against her and if you talk to her, she seems a little crazy (and not in a fun way). And it's the same story - if I walk in and she sees me, she'll run up and grab me and I'm actually a little scared about how she might react if I told her no. Has anyone actually tried refusing her? I'd like to go back but whenever I've walked by I've seen her sitting there.