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[txxbpwob]

I was there on New Year's Eve and they do have a shower (its a small room with just two shower stalls) ... the day I went the hot water wasn't running (which for me is a plus since I love ice-cold showers) so it wouldn't surprise me if the stalls are out of order quite a bit of the time.

Now when I went I actually did tweak my back a bit and given that the house style is the back-walk this was likely to be a positive experience flip or not.

Its true that the women there aren't lookers and the one I got I'm sure was quite desireable at the start of the Bush adminstration ... the father's, but she wasn't horrible either and I knew not to expect any Gong Li look-a-likes (I would have gone to 28st & 6th for someone close to that) and I figured the room will be dark and my eyes closed, so I was OK with it.

I was offered the shower which I took (again, no hot water, but it was a month ago and ice-cold showers are a plus with me) ... after I returned to the room I laid down and she started with the back-walk. It was wonderful ... I heard at least three cracks, so it was a success so far.

One thing about the rooms, the walls are paper-thin so keep the voices down

After the back-walk she (I didn't ask her name) started the massage ... Swedish ... and she used Johnson's baby oil (which is quite greasy). The massage itself was fine, she did a couple of good things with my arms, but I did wish it was hard (I really need to find a woman who has hands of iron.)

After some subtle hinting (which I understood) we procceed with the flip. It was good ... no jackhammering and she did spend a good amount of time with both willie and the boys underneath. Taking the shower was a plus as she later gave me a mild fingering of the rectum area (not deep enough to touch it, but in the area enough to ram up the simulation before blast-off).

The damage was 45 + 35 and for the amount I spent it was worth it, but you have to go with lower expectations.

 

[i need a hug?]

I go here for the massage; it is one of the few places where I consistently get a very good one. As has been stated in this thread, they do finish you up accordingly with the hand. For the most part, once you are known, the customer service is very good. The women are not lookers, by any means, but if you like your massage strong and hard they do a good job here. If they gave me the full-monty, I’d be one of their best regulars. All I want is a great massage, with more than I dick tickle for an ending. I have a place up the street that I go to for the type of finish I like, but they do not have a shower or a steam room.

Don’t worry, you guys will definitely not like the talent at this other place, I’ve sent some folks before and the majority was turned off. And only wound up disparaging the place on the boards. It is a place that is truly for the mature Chinese male.

Regards,

Pops

 

[Creasseelanna]

Thanks for the heads up. Thats one I'll make sure doesnt get with me.

 

[Sahil S]

i forgot to mention one good thing, she wore a skirt, it was down to her knees, but still, you don't see that everywhere.

 

[Motherhood is cool!]

just went here for the first time. i didn't really like it. had Priscilla, late 30's, extremely skinny, small perky top, average face, good english. no massage skills, it was weird and painful, pinching and squeezing all the wrong places, like kneecaps and elbows. it seemed to go on forever... then without any light touch, the flip. technique was ok, ucr all over, but i could tell she wasn't into it, and neither was i.

pros: cheap

cons: smallest room i've ever seen (7' X 4'), painful massage, you can hear the guy in the next room, Priscilla answered cell phone twice, towels smell bad and aren't white, and my biggest problem: no lighting at all, i mean complete darkess, doesn't this bother anyone else?

 

[Facile Princeps]

Saw Ann based upon positive reviews in this thread and Spahunters. Everything that's been said is true. I went with the pre-shower, which is kinda gross and I wouldn't do again. Ann gives a nice massage, although since I'm such a big guy I think her little frame had a some difficulty moving things around. Still, the backwalk was nice and she gets an A for effort. No ambiguity about the flip, she jumped right in after leaving the room for a moment, I guess it was written all over my face when I walked in. Nice technique as well, I must say, although I did have to ask her to slow down- she starts slow and accellerates a bit too much, so don't be shy about telling her to slow the pace. Anyway, good massage, quality HJ, some light roaming, .8 all in. Don't know about the other girls, might give them a try. Overall positive experience.

 

[Steav T]

Would be interested to hear about what the other massauses are like in this place. Please if you have been here give me the scoop on what I can expect from the other girls more or less.
Have a good day everyone.

 

[Wiz]

went back yesterday and saw Ann. yes tatoo on right shoulder but not petite girl at all. she really have smooth skin. walk on my back with lot of touch.
after good massage she ask me if I want my boy to get massage too.
sure I do. start with very soft and slow w/ boy than get some speed on..
I pull her pants down, felt her butt. hard as rock.
I ask her if she can lick my nipple. she reply pe" without any thinking
all done she clean me up total .7 with tip. not bad for price. good massage follow up with good release..

 

[Kosher vs. Halal]

any ucr up top with these ladies?

 

[sylrosel]

I use to go to this place all the time. Would you believe my SO female coworker recommended this place!? Depends on the girl, but generally they give a kick ass massage, as hard as you can take it. One of the few places where they have the poles for backwalks(just make sure you get one of the smaller girls!) . Usually a nice relaxed tug, htough the last time I was there and had a new girl and she left a bad taste in my mouth, hence not having been back for a few months.

They do use oil, but they also have a shower stall and even a steam room if youre brave enought, just ask them to warm it up.

Not lookers, but good cheap rub, and some amenities. Just dont be freaked out by the group playing cards, they gotta pass the time somehow...

 

[Enjoy Life]

I'm wondering about that myself. Ann was great so I'm inclined to see her again but I wouldn't mind trying out everyone else first just in case.

 

[nzbzxkyo]

I called the no. from this thread and last Sat. made an appointment for a massage. My first impressions upon settin first steps into the store front was met with much apprehension since at least 6 woman and some late aged man were huddled around playing cards. As I stepped in the Mamasan asks can I help you while the rest cast their gaze at me. I embrassingly said I called ahead a time for a massage. I was rapidly lead into the back by a very petite yet not skinny asian woman with a tattoo of a Rose and dolphin on her right shoulder blade. She introduced herself to me (Ann) asked if Id like to take a shower first. I definetly had no problems accepting the invitation since I just got of work in the same clothes for at least 8hrs. Nothing like taking a nice shower feeling fresh before a massage. It also spurred back memories of past years when I used to visit the place on the BOwery not to far from CB GB. The massages back then always started with a sauna then a shower.
Anyways just as my fellow Hobbist described Ann did a kick ass job on the massage. She got up on the table and was actuallying walking on my back while grasping the over head bars for balance. Did the hot towel thing flipped me and whispered if I wanted a tug. I nodded quickly with approval she left the room came back and started in on the boys. i have to say it was excellent cause she was actually massaging the boys takin her time and reading my movements not just stroking to finish the job. I'm wondering if the others working there are worth a try or should I jiust go back to Ann cause she the best their is.

 

[P.Bennie]

I decided to give it one more try and it was worth it. I saw a girl named Ann who was better than the first two. I guess the Mamasan recognized me from my previous visits because she whispered something to Ann and she brought me to a room further in the back than the others that was more secluded. Better massage than the Julie or Selene and great HJ. Allowed roaming and she had incredibly smooth legs. I have a feeling I can get more from her.

Now to the interesting part. I asked her if I needed to call her to get an appointment in the future and she said just come in and ask - opposite of what Selene told me. Selene was there and gave me a really dirty look when I came in and when I left. From what I'm gathering, she's a bit of a hustler and was pissed that I didn't call her. I will go back but I will not ever see Selene again.

 

[Lost.]

thanks for the reviews, i'm gonna check this place out soon

after reading the thread, i think i'll ask for Lilly or Julie, but i have a few questions:

who has the biggest tits?
who allows roaming? (i'm only interested in suckling on some big jugs)
what time of day, or day of the week do Lilly or Julie work?

any other details would be greatly appreciated

 

[sexy mum43]

went their about week ago. I forgot the girl name but she was tall and curvy one. maybe same girl that other guy see. anyway she start walk on my back. almost beating. she keep ask me " are u ok". well I wasn't. after 30 min she ask me to flip. start gave me HJ. she didn't let me feel her titty. 45 min and done. she ask me .75. well I gave her .70. I'll have to try other girl.

 

[F S]

Thanks for the info ricelover, i'm definately going to check this place out. Is ther anything else you could mention about lily? Maybe a phone number...

 

[setaian]

Have been a few times. The best I find is Lilly. Probably late 30's, not beatiful not skinny , little english but get this..........absolutely huge natural DD's. Biggest softest natural set I've experienced on asian. She goes a little farther with the mileage than most at that place if you treat her well and you are discreat. Anyway....worth the trip just to experience those jiggly sisters.

 

[Pinkymea26]

Went back, saw another girl and she totally turned me off to the place. I went Monday night and this time saw a girl named Selene. She was probably 35-40, very tall and a little curvy for an asian girl and she spoke english very well. She was very friendly and talkative and she gave a great massage but roaming was not allowed at all - my hand brushed against her leg by mistake and she got totally twisted over it - slapped my hand and said no. I started to wonder if I would get any kind of release. But she flipped me over and gave me a great HJ. Then things got a little wierd.

We still had about 145 minuted left so she cleaned me up and started massaging my head. She asked me if other girls there had given me a handjob and I said yes. Then she started talking about how there were always 7 girls working there and how hard it was to make money because they get $20 from the house and whatever the customer tipped (and I guess this was herway of asking for a tip). She talked about how her boss makes all the girls rotate and the only way you can get a specific girl is to call her ahead of time and have her meet you outside and that she would give me her number. Then she started telling me just strange stories about other clients to the point where I just wanted to get the hell out of there. When it was over, I gave her a 20 tip which she looked disappointed at but she still gave me her number.

I don't think I'll be going back - she really turned me off to the place and I don't want to see her again but I also don't want to get her pissed off if she sees me there because I think she might be nuts.

 

[fannpireee (:]

shower and steam bath available... just ask for it. they're happy to let you use it (no assistance given) b/c no one wants to rub a stinky butt and you'll get better service too.

 

[Ekssorietzo]

Towels appeared fresh and she used lotion. I'm going to go back next week for sure.