One of the funniest things I've ever seen...
Some years back, a NEW bar opened in the downtown/business area of the city in which I lived. For the first few months, it was the new "in place" and very busy as most new places are.
My good friend was hired on as the bar manager and lead bartender.
I went in to visit during a very busy lunchtime. While sitting at the bar nursing a beer, it was next to impossible to get a word in with my friend, as he was madly pouring and mixing drinks for the crowd.
The whirrr of a blender as he mixed 3 or 4 different flavored daiquiri's and set them out for the waitress. Just a couple of minutes later, the same order for a collection of daiquiri's came in. And the whirrr of the blender again, as my buddy was frantically trying to keep up with all the orders.
Again, he set the daiquiri's out for the waitress. And sure enough, no more than a minute or two later, in came a repeat order for more daiquiri's.
Amazed, my friend frantically asked the waitress "who in the hell is drinking all these
goddamned foo-foo drinks?" She pointed to a table where 4 or 5 young men (business suited) were sat. He rolled his eyes and said to the waitress..."you tell those guys that I don't make foo-foo drinks for men! They can have a beer, a shot, or a poured cocktail...but NO blended drinks for males!" 5555
Perturbed by the news, one of the young guys got up from the table and approached my friend at the bar. The young man queried him about his "foo-foo" drink policy and said he'd never heard of such a thing!
My friend (without batting an eyelid) shouted back to the customer..."I don't have time or interest in making your sissy fcuking drinks anymore. If you want to have a man's drink, you're welcome to stay...otherwise, I hear there's a gay bar a couple of blocks down the street, and you'd be better served there!"
5555555 LMAO
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(wouldn't every bartender love to say something like that sometimes? 555)