Massage Parlor Reports

[scrooge BU]

Ahhhh yes, my dear friend Gingerman recommended DT for me when I was travelling here from FLA. I had the opportunity to spend some time with Coco and I never wanted to leave.

I sure don't miss that smelly seedy stairwell though!

 

[Naner]

By charging for FS upfront they are removing the uncertainty of whether you will turn out to be there only for HR or oral.

That is considerably less profitable for them.

 

[SDress]

Thanks for the heads up! Sorry for the experience. It sounds bad.

Cabbie!

 

[Chocolate_eater]

I agree some with dude who said Seniority acts a little strange not giving any details for newbies. No sense in just str8 up holding back info on here, I mean I thought this was a "forum". But everyone will have their own reasons, so I won't bother going on about that.

As for Supra, here's the scoop:

I spoke with mamasan for literally 15 minutes outside the door. She told me she didn't have any girls participating lately and that business was just slow. This was around 1:00pm Friday, but she said she had one girl coming in at 10:00pm (Susie). She said she doesn't answer the phone lately because she doesn't want to, but they've been open when girls are there. Anyways, I went in got a quick rubdown, then back in the room Susie did a good job with the massage. During the massage she started the HJ, she let me touch under clothes and everything, and then I asked her if I could go to the Y and she DID (no I wasn't drunk and yes I know what BBBJ is) get on top of me, let me go to the Y, AND give me a NICE BBBJ & cim. For anyone interested, her looks were great and yes it was a completely full and natural BBBJ. She wouldve let me bfs, but I finished before I had the chance, chick even said she liked it. And for the guy saying everyone else don't know what BBBJ is, yes she did swallow the schlong whole, not "licked it". TO tell you the truth I can't even remember ever having a chick "lick" it bare but then cover for the BJ.

So there it is, 1333 is open and giving bbbjs. Hopefully my post doesnt cause so much popularity that I can't even book appts after this, but I think anyone whos been wondering where to go and can't "decode" these seniors posts like I couldn't should have some clue.

Good luck,

G dawg

 

[Balu]

Was in St Louis at conference, had incall with asian, (american born). Had a prolonged cession, when I withdrew, no rubber band. (gave her a bad review, hygeine issue) Now three months latter I am contacted (by email)by her asking if I had a vasectomy. I did not answer, more threatin this time, and listed by cell phone number. She email me saying congrads, I am father of daughter in feburary. I finally answer, with no. She said thank god. I'm shaking in by briefs, wife, kids, successful business, anyone know how this might proceed? Simular expriences?[/QUOTE

Sounds like a scam.She's probably a wack job( no pun intended)and just looking to give you a hard time.

Under the circumstances that you met you probably have nothing to worry about.
I can't say don't give a girl your number.Guilty.But I have to agree with the throw away phone.$20.00 at Wal Mart.I thought that was just a common monger practice.
Not your home land line or real E-mail.

They are not all gems and just like any other group of women some of them are trouble.I just got lucky.

Don't sweat it.Good luck.

 

[Fun-sizedd!]

And to add on, if it's such a secret, why bother posting in the first place?

To brag you have an AMP contact?

Please.

 

[ComaGrorrymef]

Hey,

I just moved to McLean and am trying to get lowdown here. Can anyone PM me and for some recommendations / locations?

 

[Average Joe]

Perhaps. The door was indeed closed. That's why it seemed odd to me.

And to Tipster2;

I was talking about calling BEFORE i arrived there to see if they were open, but once i was there, there was no need to call.

Mr.Snipes

 

[Princess Zelda]

BUFFARILLA!! ROFL.

I haven't heard that term in at least 20 years! I was introduced to it by an old Navy Master Chief who was describing some of the babes who would hang around the CPO Club.

Buffarilla = Part buffalo and part gorilla!

 

[amanda g]

Don't worry about being a jerk! I am one most of the time and folks don't seem to mind so much.

Be natural!

SMILE!

JJ

 

[Gerik]

Kimchi,

It's quite sad to hear harsh sentences handed down to perpetrators of "victimless" crimes.

It's laughable to see how porous American borders are and the constant political foreplay on border security. Unfortunately, money is the primary motivator for facilitators and I wonder if these people care who they bring across; just Koreans or whoever has the cash. If it's the ladder, then we're fucked sideways.

I personally know of two Mamasan involved. They paid a hefty lawyer's fees and now back to work. One of them was spotted by a friend in the Metro circuit.

Whatever happened to the money guys and taxis? What kind of sentences did they get? I heard they were remanded.

In terms of fast track green card, I heard from a former Downtown diva identifying Jay to be among those who testified. However, her green card was limited to two years. After that, she'll need to secure a new green card using other means or risk deportation. Last I heard, she is now in LA.

Does this ring true with you?

Ian

 

[geezer]

I don't like the sound of this at all, especially that last bit. Bait?

 

[PigletLikesPancakes]

This Thread is for WASHINGTON DC. your NO.VA review belongs here

http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?t=3958

and its old news........

 

[? Christina angel baby ?]

It's been a while since I visited DC. Going to be there in about two weeks. Last time, about 3 years ago, I had a good visit at CPHC and Downtown. I see no mention of either of these now. I also see that the last comprehensive AMP Index is almost a year old. I am from LA, know the AMP scene there pretty well. Will exchange for more up-to-date info on the DC AMP scene. PM me. Ciao!

 

[i less than 3 u]

Maya does some nice things that most amp gals dont, like DFK and prostate exams. She is a keeper and well worth the $

 

[Pompal 09.]

On my way to Supra this week with fingers crossed. I've been staying off that train since summertime and haven't seen many postings about it, but the phone is being answered there again so I'm hoping for a nice journey.

 

[Macks]

QFT

14k is stilled closed.

I should have RTFF before heading out today.

 

[Mamma of 3]

H&H (see my previous posts, and others) sort of fits the bill here, but is really YMMV. I've had a couple lookers, and a couple not so much. Sometimes just a nice HJ, sometimes others are on the menu.

Speaking of which, I just broke my hiatus (I swear, I'm not good at keeping those) again a couple days ago. Drew Josie (who seemed to be the only one working, sadly), one of the previously mentioned non-lookers. I almost walked out, but I didn't have time to be picky. She more than made up for her age and looks with an incredible massage, and well, the extras were nice too. Also, surprisingly nice body, despite the face. I'd actually repeat on attitude and service, even though I'd prefer a younger, prettier girl.

It sucks that they have to be so far under the radar, and can't keep a stable of lookers, but well, they're convenient for me, and it's something different for when I don't want an AMP.

 

[khalid]

No doubt she is a honey. I thought she was cuter before the boob-job. That enhancement is not natural looking. Also she seems to hang out with the Gangsta crowd. Interesting in that she did internet porn but now only offers manual service. Any thoughts as to why?

 

[Yogav]

Hot off my 'Sun being hit Paranoia' I decide to venture out back into the world of our slanty eyed vixens. Its been months since I even considered going back into an AMP, but like the saying goes 'old habits are hard to break'.

After reading Cracksmokes review on H&H I immediately crossed that locale off my to do list. Other spots in the area having always been a little risky when it comes to LE presense especially those on I and K streets; the one spot that has never had me looking over my shoulder to see if my poe-poe was gonna tap me on my shoulder has always been Supra. Despite the horrific treasue-hunt like ordeal of trying to track down a parking spot, Supra is a pretty secure establishment.

So I head on over without calling. The main front door is locked, so I ring the buzzer and hear it open. Travel up the 4 flights of steps and am about to ring the AMP doorbell when another monger goes dashing down the steps. Did he just do a fuck-and-dash job? I hear a mild set of commotion from one of the rooms, as I'm hurried in. The ground level door locked as I entered, so if the monger did make a dash for it without paying, I doubt he made it through the door. Unless it can be opened from the inside, regardless. Shame on you.

Anyhow, not my prob. I pay mama the house fee and get undressed. I hear more commotion outside my door. Someone sounds pissed but since I don't speak Korean, i haven't the faintest clue on what's going on. In walks a girl. She has tears in her eyes, and her face is as red as a cheerie. She give me a fake smile, and signals for the benjamin up front. I ask if she's ok, she gives me a half ass nod as she signals with her hands once again to cough up the dough. O. K, I consider myself sympathic to women's needs and all but I'm damned if about about to let the actions of some other asshole fuck up my evening, so with a heavy heart, i ask for another girl. She just stares at me for a sec then leaves the room without saying a word. Sure I felt bad, but like I said before, whatever went on is not my problem. She look pretty good. A little small and flat chested for my taste but had a pretty face. Didn't acquire a name.

About 5 mins go by and in comes another girl. She introduces herself as Co-Co. Now Co-co was more my type. The best description of her body is that of Jessica Biels- toned but not too muscular. You can tell she works out. Flat tummy, with slight 6 pack definition and legs of steel. Now we're talking! She was a point down in the face department from the last girl but the overall package more than made up for it. Didn't ask her age but she looked like she was in her 30's and spoke flawless english. An enhanced C rack.

Off to the TS we go and I get a well performed soap down. Back at the room, she performed a excellent deep tissue massage that nearly had me nodding off to sleep because I was so relaxed, and almost forgot why I was really there. At this time she asked THE QUESTION, and signalled for the fee. She counted it right before my eyes while winking at me the whole time.

She woke up my tool with a very sloppy, and saliva ladden BLS and AR session, must have went on for about ten minutes, during which the whole time she barely even touched my night stick. Must be her thing. Felt so good, I didn't even complain or want the presumed CBJ. Turns out BJ wasn't even part of her forteit because she delicately slips on the cover with her fingers and pulls me into mish. Not being a big mish fan, I quickly change us into K9 where I could relish and admire her firm rear and thighs. Switched to the wheelbarrow position with me standing on the floor and her holding onto the mattess, and after about 15 minutes of moaning and groaning I couldn't hold on any more. Sensing I was about to erupt, she did something no other AMP girl has ever done to me during the many years in thehobby:

She spun around, so that she was sitting on the edge of the bed and with me still standing, she ripped off the cover and performed what I can best describe as 'flicker and spit'; where she would flicker her tongue over the head of my tool, catch the baby batter that was exploding out and quickly spit it out or let it drip down onto the floor. All I can say about that was wow! What a winner! She continued to HJ me until I could barely stand up.

I thanked her repeatedly for the awesome finish, as she helped me dress and told her I'the be back to see her soon.

I'm really jsut astounished that I finally had a great session at a place that has been pretty shoddy as of late.

Co-Co

Face. 7. 5
Body. 9.5 (not ten cause her boobs weren't real. Real nice. But not natural!)
Attitude. 8
Service. 9
TS. 8
Massage. 10


Mr.Snipes aka G13