Massage Parlor Reports

[will scott]

I'm new to DC and it's hard for me to find a good massage parlor.

Can someone please PM me and give me some good places in DC.

Thanks

 

[oppatika]

When I saw Nana at DuPont she said the same thing, house fee is .8. I laid my usual $ tip on the table and that was that. Vermont (NOT Downtown any more) charges .8 for an hour.

Many places in Maryland charge .7, and in NOVA it is .8 for an hour.

I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, these rates have not changed in the twenty years I have been hobbying here. Name me other services that have done that. Even $1.2 for a tip is less than in other places, like Dallas or Honolulu.

OTOH, I am told by girls working that business is slow. That has to be an effect of the recession. Not the time to raise prices.

The fluctuation of the dollar against Korean currency plays into how much that tip is worth to many of the providers, too. I do not know what that is, but when the dollar was weak I heard complaints.

Let's see what happens.

 

[shadowgirl15]

I was downtown today so I decided to stop by 14K. Rose was there but so was a new girl named Sura. I initially thought her name was Sue but she later corrected me. She's only been there 5 days. You can never tell the age of Asian women but I get the feeling she's younger than most of the AMP girls. She's got a very nice body and a pretty face, though with too much makeup.

I paid the standard house fee and she took me for the TS. It was certainly adequate but not very playful. Then back to the room for the massage. She was VERY in to the massage but for whatever reason (lack of technique and/or upper body strength), it was just adequate. But what she lacked in the other two areas, she certainly made up for in the main event. Very enthusiastic and excellent muscle control. Good variety of positions. Overall, I'd put her on par with the other excellent providers at 14K.

Finally, I must note that she had some trouble accomodating me. I'm by no means huge. So to any of the larger guys out there, bear that in mind. I understand that can be an extremely uncomfortable experience for all involved.

 

[Maggiegirl]

Recent stops: Carriage House with Suji, and then again later with Pepsi.

Asked for Pepsi but she was on vacation, so was offered Suji to be my therapist. A bit older, but nice body...and expert before-the-flip techniques. Very responsive when I spoke of Croissants and French Toast...and wouldn't you know, there was a buffet! Complete and expert massage with full tour. Got a little extra time to complete the massage.

Suji
Body: 7
Face: 6
TS: 8
Service: 9
Massage: 9
repeat: yes


Went back the next week and finally got some Pepsi. Not sure if it was Diet Pepsi, massageplanetfeine Free, or the Full-Blooded stuff, but quenched my thirst nonetheless. Beautiful girl and even better body. Not much of a massage and kind of a short session, but they were kind of busy. Not all bases covered, but nice and friendly girl. I think she's one that warms up after the first visit.

Pepsi
Body: 9
Face: 8
TS: 6
Service: 8
Massage: 6
repeat: yes

 

[=0) Exotic Motorcyclist]

Review:

Vermont

Katie

Not FS

Good time, finished with Russian.

Question-it was 80 at the door and I tipped 40. She looked like I shot her dog with the tip. WTF? It wasn't FS, am I wrong here? I thought it was a decent tip for Non FS.

Thoughts?

 

[freeekle]

I have to respectfully disagree with my learned colleague LL. While I share his preference for asian and hispanic women, in my view there is no way that SW and AMP girls get rated on the same scale. They are completely different categories.

Question: How would you rate the former Maya from DT if you saw her hanging out on the stroll at 3 AM? Talk about a traffic jam!

Lax

 

[:pms:]

$100 is NOT a minimum, nor is it a maximum. It is THE PRICE. I doubt that you go ahead and pay $4.00 a gallon for your gas when the pump price is $3.08, do you? How often have you given the gas attendant a tip? If the girl is acting the *****, you demand a refund or withhold part of the payment (with fair warning). If the food at the restaurant is bad you do NOT pay for it! DO NOT ENCOURAGE POOR SERVICE AND NEVER OVERPAY!

When you go into the 7-11 for a coke that is priced at $1.49 do you pay $2.00 just because you are such a nice guy?

Do NOT let your misplaced generosity mess up my budget!

Understand human nature! If enough of us start giving out a higher "tip" then the seller will begin to raise the price KNOWING the customer is still going to add an additional amount and so goes the price spiral up and out of reach.

IF you MUST give the girl something extra, make it something she can eat and share with the others! A simple bag or oranges will get you MUCH in return and it will not inflate the price for everyone else!

Go buy her a phone card so she can call Korea if she wants but DO NOT give any cash over the standard!

JJ

 

[hunny bunny]

LoveLOS,

Thanks so much. I appreciate the sentiment, especially coming from you. But I don't think a gentleman should claim one of his own reviews as being worthy of that title. I try to post truthful information that is helpful to hobbyists and providers alike. As you know, one of my constant themes is that providers are human beings doing a tough job and that they should be treated with respect. I've known a number of providers personally and I have the greatest respect for these ladies.

In this American society of ours, none of us is very far from destitution, homelessness, or the kind of desperate circumstances which could cause us to have to do something distasteful to earn our living. So we should not disrespect a woman who sells her pussy in order to eat or to support her loved ones.

There's so much practical information on this board about who's hot, the best AMP's, how much it cost a particular dude to get his rocks off, etc. I feel that I can serve a higher purpose by constantly reminding people how to treat AMP workers.

LexLuther

 

[sweetsupplies85]

I went to 14 yesterday. MMS greeted and ushered me pretty fast. In came Rose. Mid 30s, too much makeup but a cute face, banging body, soft skin and long, long hair. All in all I'd give her a solid seven.

TS was quite nice. She took her time and gave me a little bit of a massage right there. Dried me up good. Took me to the room and gave me a so-so massage. She tried, but she just didn't have the skills. Not bad either, just uneventful. Paid the standard. 6 fare. She asked me if I wanted everything, I said yes. She came back a few moments later, teased me a bit. Undressed (C bust. Implants) and teased me a bit more. Provided CBJ. CG. Mish. Started to ask me why I didn't finish within 2 minutes of the business (which is always annoying). I explained that it would take me a little longer than that. She seemed to accept that and did not complain anymore. Finished mish. She cleaned me good and help me dress. Paid the $ fare plus tip.

All in all a very pleasant experience. Leagues better than M in every sense. Rose was very nice. She's not the best I've had, but she was pretty decent. I would recommend her.

Suave

 

[Collier P]

I have to agree that posting or not posting does not seem to affect any LE activities. In my RTFF experience, there is no correlation between busts and posts. Businesses reviewed on equally in the forum do not have the same record of busts or LE problems. Which leads me to believe that it is something more local (jurisdictional goals, politics, etc, ) or inherent in the actual spa (location, FS versus NOVA finish, etc.), meaning outside of this forum. Of course, this is off the cuff from a few examples I remembered in NOVA and DC.

It's also a hot topic/button for officials to easily target in election years or in need of positive press. That's why they always throw in the "possible slave ring" although it is a legitimate concern with some nationalities. Not Asian as far as I have witnessed. I believe they could shut down this industry in a heartbeat if they wanted to, a la Montgomery County, without the help of a website. It's more a matter of resources and the squeaky wheel gets the oil.

As previously stated, LE knows what's going on in their streets. These guys are not dumb. They probably have more information than they know what to do with.

Just my take on it.

 

[Vampy]

Turns out I had some extra time and money today, so I decided to bypass my usual 1413 stop and go to 1333. My directions said to continue on 14th and then turn right on green court. Well, I never saw it. When I got to P street, I turned and came back down 13th figuring I might cross it. No joy. How the heck did I miss it? Can anyone help me out here?

 

[giddy penguin]

http://washingtondc.backpage.com/HealthServices/massage-from-beautiful-victoria/5382731

Has anybody had any experience with her?

Thanks

 

[shevy]

Is there not something, somewhere which guarantees us the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Yet when some industry springs up whose business model reduces to helping men pursue happiness, the government spends untold amounts of our money to shut them down, put the owners, workers, and sometimes customers in jail, and deprive half the population of their inalienable rights.

It's time for change fellow punters. Forget Hillary, Obama, Huckabee, and all the others. Vote LexLuther!

If you send me a $20.00 campaign contribution I'll send you a free Punter's Populist Party bumper sticker. This is a beautiful sticker which is oval in shape (with the major axis running vertically), pink in color, and comes complete with real Asian c**t hair fringe.

I'm LexLuther and I approve of this message.

 

[Johan]

I had my worst massagi experience in decades yesterday at Royal. I was met by two mamasans at the front door. One tripped climbing the stairs up to the second floor entrance. She assigned Judy to me (straight black hair, slight stomach bulge, enhanced C-D bolts, front teeth pushing out like bad dentures, 28-38 age range). I hesitantly decided not to ask for a line-up after a provider appearing to be 40-50, and even less attractive, passed in the hallway.

The problem is: Judy refuses to be touched. I gave up my .60 at the beginning but pulled back my 1. from under my watch at the flip, dressed and walked out. "I give massagi, you no give massagi. I take care of you. I no like massagi. No touch."

On my way out the front door, Judy's parting shot was "You evil." I suggested she get out of the massage business. Both mamasans were hiding when I exited (25 minutes after I arrived) or I would have asked for my .6 back.

I will not return to Royal until there is a turnover in management and positive reviews start appearing on this Forum.

 

[raf viaxogs]

YK Still apparently closed. No sign. Phone ringing, inside. New wall outside. TV still installed. Bell lit, but no ringgy-dingy. WTF?

Oh Well, out of time, so no 1333. Still with a case of the fever, went to the Old Mykonos. Saw Sonny. Older. A's, Nice enough face. Good attitude. Fine Exercise session. Left Happy, w/ all areas utilized. I can't remember the LARS scale. Would return.

 

[HavinFun]

I miss the days of ICM (which used to be on M Street NW) and Georgetown Body Therapy (which moved from G'town to U Street to Columbia Heights), both of which are now long gone. Far as I can tell, no one has stepped in to fill this void, but I sure hope someone will tell me I'm wrong.

But then it's maybe only Junky11 and myself who enjoy that kind of service. ICM was my favorite: walk in without an appointment, be introduced to all of the lovely young women working there that evening, pick one, and hope for a stunning massage from a stunning woman. More often than not, it worked out that way.

Can't say it was less than an AMP donation, however.

 

[element_ice5]

I been missing out on dc for a couple of month now due to the unknown safety issuse. but after reading the recent reviews, i decided to go and i m very glad that i did.
Went to DC and greeted by the fifth month of the year. she is pretty hot. TS was good, make sure the right area are clean, and mouth wash at the end. Good sign. Back to the room, a long nice 20ish mins front and back massage. On to the main event, DFK, DATY, rim job, 1/2 bbbj(lots of licking, but end up as a cbj) we tried all the positions, she had no complain, and the end she finish me with a hj with dfking me the whole time.

here is a LL scoring system

face 8
body 9 (skinny but with a nice real b+/c-)
attitude 10
massage 10
sexo 9.5 (-.5 for the halfway bbbj)
repeat? def

 

[Dani Ludwig]

14K has been nice but ...

Would be nice to have a bit more variety. I haven't seen anything much on Supra, some vague reviews about Jasmine. Nothing on the old Downtown (have they relented on FS?)

I get the feeling now 14K is the only game in town.

 

[g_guess_who]

N2,

Well, to begin with, when I used the term plu-perfect, I believe I misspelled it. I think it is actually spelled pluperfect. This term derives from the Latin "plus quam perfectum" and means "more than perfect" (if such a thing is possible). I meant just what I said that in your reply, your grammar, spelling, etc. were quite good. I always knew that no one could write as poorly as you were pretending to do.

I've always been interested in language, how people use it, what they do or attempt to do with it, how they misuse it, and so on. For example when someone from another language background uses English imperfectly, this use (or misuse) usually follows certain "rules". This is as true in terms of pronunciation as it is in terms of grammar. Your butchery of the English language seemed completely random to me, and therefore did not ring true.

Thanks for validating my observations.

I am very sorry that your life has "taken a wrong turn." I have no idea what you may mean by this. It does not matter. Whether your marriage has recently gone south, or if you have run into legal difficulties, I can't say and it is not important for this board to know. But you have my sincere condolences.

I know what it is like to be down on your luck. However I would venture to say that some large perceneforum.xxxe of the people who inhabit this board could say the same thing about themselves, if they could admit it. Many people have many different ideas about what this board is for. For me, I think it is a kind of alternate reality. It is a place for people who can't or don't wish (for whatever reasons) to have "normal relationships" with "normal women". Perhaps it is for people who prefer to lead their love lives in discreet, managable, one hour segments with well defined costs.

Or maybe it is just a place where people can let their fantasy run wild. Whatever it is, it is definitely a place where people can talk about things that have some sort of meaning to them and which they can't discuss elsewhere. As such, I think that if it is worth discussing, then it is worthwhile to try to discuss using the best communication skills that one can muster.

Others would disagree, I am sure. One thing I have noticed is that people who seem to have any kind of sexual deviance, also seem to have little ability to express themselves. I can't help thinking that this has some link to other psychological issues such as obsessive compulsive disorder.

In any case, I have to say that you seem to take this board and the people who post here much too seriously. Who really gives a fuck about JJ, or Kimchi, or anyone else for that matter? In the end, they are just expressing an opinion, no matter how poorly and ineptly they may do so.

Thanks to Mr. Jackson, you have as much right as anyone to come here and say whatever you wish as anyone else does (with certain constraints of course). I would urge you to reconsider your request to leave. If your life is in such disorder as you imply, this may be just the sort of therapy you need.

By the way, I understand hanging out with the girls. As I have said many times, these are some of the finest women on the planet. When you get to know them, many are more down to earth, honest, kind, and sweet than any of the other females whom we may get to know during this short, brutal life that we are allotted. I have known many of them and I value having known them as much or more than any other females to whom I am related or whom I have come to know in the course of my life and career.

Yes, they are "professional women" in the worst sense of the term. But they know who and what they are. Many of them do have bad habits such as excessive drinking, gambling, etc. Some of them are even money grubbing sluts. But the thing they possess that puts them head and shoulders above most women in this society is that they know what God put them on earth for and they are good at it.

LexLuther

 

[gravitate]

For the life of me I can't figure out what is wrong with you people. You seem to think that if you pay $20.00 too much or that if you go in and don't do things according to some formula that your dicks will fall off. Believe me this is not the way to have your dick fall off.

If you have mongered anywhere else in the U.S., then you know everything you need to know. Just pick one (as was already suggested), go there, and review back and tell us what you learned. I mean if you're so concerned about the money, then you are definitely in the wrong hobby. If you're concerned about being embarassed, don't be. These gals are pros and I don't think there is much that embarasses them. They've seen it all.

When someone comes on here and starts writing this crap, the hairs on the backs of our necks stand up. You seem like you are either a kid or the Gestapo. So if you want to do this stuff that we do (and I strongly advise against it), get yourself a pair and do it.

Happy 4th!

LexLuther