Massage Parlor Reports

[wcarolinew]

I think the address of Neverland is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW. Just knock on the door and tell'em what you want.

 

[Cloe Scott]

Really both of you need I say more!

Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[Tang]

Long time reader, infrequent poster. I was out last week looking to sample some of the available AMP action. I RTFF (or so I thought) but ran into a couple of dead ends along the way.

First, I tried the Accu place on McArthur. I may not have RTFF close enough, but zip, nada. The place was locked shut. This was very disappointing since I used to really like this place.

Second, I tried the place on 17th street. I know there were open recently since I had been there about a month ago. Again, zip, nada. The door was locked and I was foiled again.

Finally, before I was about to give up in utter frustration, I tried an oldie but goodie spot, let's call it the Hard Rock massageplanete AMP. Bingo, there were open and not much had changed since I was there about three years ago. There didn't look like there was a mamasan. I was greeted with a "hey honey" by Jeni (I think that was here name) who was really nice and had the requisite tools if you know what I mean.

Once inside (out of the cold), we got into a room, took care of the house fee, got undressed and headed for the TS. The place was a bit cold (a factor of the temperature outside) and Jeni mentioned that they were really slow because of that. The TS was much better than I ever remembered with lots of attentioned to the right places.

After the TS, headed back to the room, thought I could have used a sauna. They used to have one, but it wasn't offered. I'm not sure if they don't have one anymore. Anyway, headed into the room for a very good massage, thought she didn't do the walking on the back thing.

After a while she got undressed and commenced with the light touching and the dragging the hair on the back thing (which is pretty good). She spend quite a bit of time on the "asian" treatment which was quite nice. On the flip, played with C cups (yes, I said C cups, quite impressive) and then it was on to the CBJ. That lasted for a while then it was miss and a bit of doggie before I blew "my mind".

All in all a pretty good amp experience.

Looks - 7
Body - 7
Message - 6
English - 5

 

[Jamie Goldsteen]

LL
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well - preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming . - What a Ride ". I hope we all get there!

LL, one of my many form mentors!
Happy Hunting
AJ

 

[Chylers Mom]

Is Green Court open on Sunday? 14K? Others?

I have the yellow fever really bad and need to take the cure Sunday!

JJ

 

[MatthewM]

First, thanks for the info I was able to glean out of here. I swing thru DC a few times a year and was following the recent closings and saw that my usual few places were all closed.

I landed late this afternoon from the sun and warmth of Southern California and headed into the district and found Star easily. Mamasan was super friendly and showed me to room 3 where I was shortly met by Bebe. She's pretty and looked hot in her bikini so it was off to the TS after the house fee.

As mentioned she does a nice thorough scrub and the warm water felt nice. The sauna afterwards was a welcome new feature for me since I'm still trying to thaw out since landing.

Back to the room and she gave a pretty damn good and strong massage to my back which was stiff from the long flight. After that, I tipped her and we finished by having a great time.

All in all, I was very satisfied and would have no problem recommending Bebe. I might stop by once more before I head home in a few days.

So other nice touches was her no rush attitude, even putting on my socks and shoes which seems like it used to happen more than it does these days.

Bebe did say it was really slow though. She also made me laugh describing the old "vampire" ladies upstairs on 3. She also said that the 3rd floor mamasan was stealing some of their customers as they come up the stairs, so a feud was brewing.

So it was a nice visit to a nice clean place. Thanks again for the help. And thanks Bebe.

Pablo

 

[Harvey]

When she asked how old I was I told her I was 23 and than I asked for her age. She told me she was 27. LOL. I think she was lying about her age when she told me because she said all hesitantly "Twentyyyyyy- Seven?" It's all good though. I would'nt mind a provider in her 40s. =)

 

[rpeg]

Damn. Four days and nobody has fucking gone by Sun to see the status? I'm not asking you to go mongering here, just knock on the door and see if it opens... Or stay and play, I don't fucking care, just tell the board what the real scoop is...

As a bonus, if they are open, I give you permission to fuck the hell out of my bride to be.

Thanks in advance,
LL

Hey Nubbin, $$$ is board slang for US$300.00. You may know that or you may not have, it is unimportant. When exceptional puss is available at half or a third of that price, it had better be damn special to rate that kind of priceforum.xxx. Your comment about reading the reviews is well taken, but these are women, which means "Your Mileage Will Certainly Vary." (YMWCV) If Eros is your thing, that is very cool, but DCC was bemoaning the fact that most Eros and CL pussy aint worth $, so $$$ is insane. Just keepin it real.

 

[Vallerie]

That's a great idea! In fact, I propose that we call such an animal DC-All Topics

Inside of that, we could put categories, such as "Massage Parlor reviews", "Streetwalker reviews", "Escort reviews", etc.

You, sir, are a genius!

 

[Wassim Elia]

One weekend, I felt bored so I called the number the girl had given me. She picked up and the conversation was excruciating due to the language barrier and my lack of real interest in her. She told me to come visit her.

So I did. She asked me to buy some things from the market on the way. So I did. Once I was with her, made some small talk.

Then she asked if I wanted to make love. Who doesn't? Then she asked me for money. I said I didn't bring any. She shrugged.

We stripped and I kissed her all over and I asked for a BJ. She started to apply the condom but I asked if she could do it without. She put the condom away and gave me a shitty BBBJ and then laid back.

At this, I was surprised. My request was for a BBBJ, but could she really be letting me?

I positioned myself. She just lay there. I inserted my dick into her pussy (which was not very wet) and she just let out some painful sounds. She wasn't into it, but what the hell, I started going at it.

I was feeling strong again, but eventually the place got busy and there was a lot of knocking on the door so I just finished on her chest and left.

My first BBFS experience. It wasn't that great, but it was BBFS.

I worried about my health, though, and it really bothered me. I eventually got tested and came up for negative for anything. So it was a relief.

Temporarily.

Meanwhile, I never saw or made contact with the girl again.

I threw away the phone number.

 

[berna]

We don't need to post in a foreign language. We're FUCKING AMERICANS!!!!!, without whom you'd be posting in German or Russian.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!

 

[Atheist.]

Gingerman, what time of day was it?

If she turns you away in the early afternoon then maybe her memory of Rio is not as pleasant as yours.

 

[Kitten<3]

Nana now has ads up on CL as well as BP. Anyone wanting to find her need only look at either of those other sites.

JJ

 

[Pompal 09.]

LL:

As if you haven't noticed already, I thought I'd bore you with the obvious; namely, you are three away from the 1000-post milestone. I can't wait to see what you're going to post to mark this momentous event.

Did you time the RT with the onset of this milestone?

Van

 

[Euphoric Endeavors]

That is the standard rate in DC. Good for you. I will cross that place off. Who needs that kind of drama.

 

[lotpot]

Well I leave town tomorrow, but my experience yesterday when I finally made in behind the green door was so great that I had to make one last visit today. I parked across from 14k so I could see if it was still locked up. And it was. No worries, I headed over to 13 to see my new buddy Nana. I ring, I wait, a super hot spinner nudges the door and says "come, come". I ask for Nana, and she says "Nana not here today". Which sucks, I arranged to come back and see her the day before (I suspect she was busy with another. Rather than not there). So I ask the mg if she was Misha (the other green mg I've read about on here) and she said no, her name was Jai and this was her first day there. I got a TS which was insanely thorough (and not just in the way you are thinking! ). She shampooed my hair and cleaned my face! It was the first time I ever had that and I have to admit. It was kinda nice, except having water poured on my head while I'm face down on the mat gave me a new appreciation for wamassageplanet.netoarding. So back to the story. After a great TS (and great conversation too, she just arrived from Hawaii and is only here through April), we head back to the room. She proceeds with an amazing massage, "thai-style" almost with my legs all pretzeled and my back cracking like bubble wrap. It felt great and I was ready for a nap before the good stuff ever started. After the great massage there was an odd moment where she kind of laid next to me and was looking at me (as if to size me up). I said "so what now? ". And she replied "You were here with Nana? ". I confirmed and she asked "what she do? ". So I told her about the North/South and fudged a little bit about some FS which didn't actually happen because of my rapid fire with Nana. She said "you really not a cop? " and I confirmed that I was indeed not LE. She said "OK, wait just a minute" and left the room. She came back and started with bsl, then slipped on the cover and moved into a great cbj. For the next 35 minutes or so you can pretty much picked your abbreviation cause we hit a ton of 'them, cg, rcg, mish, modmish, puppy. I was absolutely in heaven. Did I mention that Jai is smokin hot! What a great little spinner body. I can't seem to get my timing right though because with Nana, I was rapid-fire jones, and since I took care of myself this morning then started up with Jai in the afternoon. I couldn't fire! Which in a way was great because I could hit all the abbreviations listed above! Many, many minutes of joy go by and we are worn out. After a ton of work on her part (I was actually feeling bad for her), she finally got the job done with a vigorous HJ combined with a spinner breast jammed in my duckbill.

I have to say, I have been completely spoiled by DC AMPs (at least the one that I finally got into). It makes going home to my rub-n-tug that costs the same seem so dreary. Honestly, if I had access to a place like 13 on a regular basis. I would be in trouble because my savings would go straight to Jai and Nana.

Also, at one point Jai asked about reviews on the internet and I'm thinking she wanted to make sure she got a good one. I guess Nana told her and the others about it.

Silly sidenote, Eric Clapton came on the overhead radio and Jai serenaded me with the chorus of "Wonderful Tonight". She was really friendly and playful. I highly recommend her. She kissed me on the way out and told me to "make sure to come back". Damnit, I wish I could! Did I mention she was super hot?

If you enjoy a beautiful asian girl with large naturals and a hot body, go with Nana If you enjoy a beautiful asian girl with a perfect little spinner body, go with Jai Either way. GO!

And. You should all know that none of this really happened. It was all a crazy dream. A fun but crazy dream.

 

[iloveyou.]

This is my first time. is there specific times to go or things you need to say to get get happy endings and whatnot.

Can you just go anytime during the day?

 

[wellhithere]

I'm just curious, who is N2's wife?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Just a sad reminder that the sentencing date for all the owners from last years black Wednesday is next week. Most of the owners will get 12 - 18 months, pay fines and in at least a couple cases get deported after serving their time. A few of the working girls who testified have now been put on the fast track for green cards, most deported. Kind of interesting that a couple who had been deported are back working in LA and Texas. Makes you wonder if they can get in who else can? Just my most likely last intel for 12 - 18 months.

 

[plmkoi]

Yeah, I can understand you on this one man, some days I do prefer BBBJ and then some days I want FS. But there is nothing like a BBBJ if the lady has some skills at it. I do know of a cpl ladies who are good at it. Contact me thru the back channels and I will give you the info.