Massage Parlor Reports

[buildermantn]

Try this one:
http://www.local12.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoid=28419@video.wkrc.com

 

[alicia m]

My lunch today was Susie : great service too , I had the hard massage special including the walk on the back

Will gladly repeat contributing to her hair salon fund.


Loopy De Loop
The happy monger woolf

 

[Desert Flame]

What's up, everybody? DickAllMighty reviewing in.

So due to my paranoia I've tried to find AMPs that are not well known by our community. Part of my criteria is that it must not be published here on this site, and it must not be advertised in a paper like Citypaper. Unfortunately, if a place is not well-known to us, there's a good likelihood that a location turns out not to be a place for us dreamers after all. Last Sunday I went to do a little light recon on a couple of addresses I found. One turned out to be more of a beauty salon. Another was an address that was at a building with a glass front door that was locked. There was a security key pad next to the door, but unfortunately I had no information on what unit at the building this place was supposed to be, so I could not confirm this second location. The building looked a little bit more upscale than where an AMP might usually be found anyway. Oh well. The search for those elusive new and fresh hunting grounds continues.

I still feel like I need to stop going to the well-known places, because I'm too paranoid that going to these places time after time, one of these times my dream would turn into a nightmare involving LE. But after a battle between paranoia and human urges, paranoia did get the beat down, and I started dreaming of a place I know about but have never been to.

I was introduced to Nana (don't know how to spell it, but she pronounced it Nah-na). Good body, nice face, pretty friendly. About 5'5' and probably in her mid 20s. After gifting her with the standard number of roses, she looked at me for a few seconds like she expected more. I'm no amateur so I confirmed the amount, and she left to prepare. On to the TS. The awkward thing that happened here was that we had to walk across the waiting area to get to the TS, and there were two mamasans sitting on the couch talking and watching Korean soap operas. But whatever, no big deal. TS was nice and thorough. Lots of attention to Mr. Happy. Afterwards she insisted that I sit in the sauna room even though I initially refused. It looked like she had some small errand to do before she was ready for me, because she came back after only about 2 or 3 minutes.

Back to the room, she asked me what I wanted. Full course, of course. I wasn't there for an appetizer. She started with some nice BL for a few minutes, and moved on to AR. Normally I love getting AR, and she even did the "reach under". But this girl's technique was purely mechanical, and I just wasn't into it. So after a few minutes, I had her move on. She gave some nice light attention to Mr. Happy for a few minutes before she moved on to the CBJ. It was nice and solid, a no-bullshit BJ, with a good and steady rhythm. I don't know about you guys, but some girls either try to be too creative or they're too shy with it, and you just don't end up with a good experience. It wasn't the best CBJ I've ever had, but definitely a great performance nonetheless. On to the main event, first in mish. She wanted me to go faster, but I don't like being fast and furious with it because I like it to last. Few minutes of mish, I moved her to a sideways doggy, and then to a standard doggy and finished there. Overall a pretty nice experience, definitely not disappointed by it, but Nana probably wouldn't be a repeat for me unless I start having shitty dreams.

 

[Puffy]

It's funny you say this because really, it's not just a "few". One needs not look much further than these forums to see that there are a good number of assholes who have to pay for sex because, well, they're assholes. If they're ugly or lonely or stressed or insecure or extra-introverted or deformed or dying, those reasons are just extra. In the Baltimore board a few months ago, there was a provider who went UTR after the spas all got busted. Guess what happened? One of her clients threatened to reveal her address and number because she cancelled an appointment on him. So they have to deal with crazy assholes who act tough on the Internet, drug dealers, druggies, drunks, currency counterfeiters, non-Internet assholes, scammers who don't pay tip, scammers who ask for their money back after they've already fucked the girl but fail to cum because of their own erectile dysfunction, robbers who know that these non-english girls can't call the police, rapists. Just a few? Hardly.

 

[S[he] Be[lie]v[ed]]

Saw kim yesterday. Very nice cute white girl. No FS or oral but one hell of a privateviewing! Check her out, two thumbs up. She is a smoker, about 5'5. Petite but very curvy, sexy hot lips, wow she was hot. Would see her again.

http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classy-sensual-blonde-24/4441491

 

[Flyer_lower]

BSR:

You, my respected friend, are The Man and can have any job you want.

BigRed:

I took Bench's post as a bit of sarcasm regarding my suggestion.

Peace and love,

Lax

 

[Lil T]

If noobies come in here asking for info, simply ignore them. I'm tired of coming in here and reading page after page of 'RTFF'. If you simply don't answer, they'll get the point.

 

[Terrier (UK)]

She is very young, super thin. Too young and too thin for me, but many of you guys like that--spinners I think. I like a little more cushion for da pushin'.

She is sweet, very sweet, and capable at all areas of massage that we enjoy.

Someone must have ripped her off, she counted the tip very carefully before proceeding.

 

[spinster wife]

Yes, you're right. I'll do that next time.

 

[dipshi_t]

Hit it again last night and was not disappointed (three times in week. I think I am on a "pussy binge" and need to check myself into detox! ) God Damm I’m going to go broke (but I love good pussy! ) It has been a long time since it has been that nice. Everything was pretty much the same as the last two, except she now expects DATY and "told me to suck it"! So I had to obey. I made sure I left enough time to return the massage this time (although I am sure my massage sucks compared to hers). Upon leaving, I had to "hide" behind the curtain while someone (probably on of you guys) was coming up. I hope you enjoyed it, I sure did. I am going to try to take a break for a while (hopefully). Later, BT.

 

[Vanessa M]

Visited this place on my last night in DC recently. Entered, went down the few steps to the reception area and hit the buzzer. A very attractive girl in a green negligee met me at the door and asked if I had been there before. I responded that I had not and jokingly asked if I needed a membership card or something. She laughed and led me into the second massage room on the left, which is across from the TS room. She asked "how long" and I said 30 minutes, to which she said, "$70." I asked if they had raised their fees above their competitors and she said they went up to $70 for 30 minutes in January. I acted as though I was going to walk and mamasan shouted out something to her--they went back and forth-- and Suzie then said, "It's $60 for 30 minutes or hour--no problem." I was okay with that and went for my usual, TS followed by massage followed by FS.
After the brief TS, which was actually quite thorough, just brief, Susie asked, "You want massage or boom-boom?" I chuckled because I haven't heard that term from an Asian girl's mouth for many years and opted for the boom-boom as she called it. She stripped completely down and climbed up on the table and spread her legs wide open by pulling up on her thighs and asked me to rub her trimmed and beautiful tulip. As I did this, she started to moan loudly and pulled my manhood to her face (I was standing next to the table). She covered the quarmassageplanet.netack (he calls the plays in these places) and commenced BJ. From there we went to CG, RCG, MISH, and finally a Russian finish. In all, I was there about 65 minutes. I would recommend the place and the provider.

 

[vatsal]

Or try different sources. There is always way to find them.

 

[crayzblonde]

H&H is still there. I had a lovely session with Alex on Friday. Door has always been open when I go there, no need to knock or ring a door bell. Maybe you went after hours?

 

[Camille]

this is not an AMp, but providing better service? I doubt. Do they shower you there? is it a table shower? do they provide body slides? I doubt it...based on your review "shower yourself". I guess it is good for a non-amp...but not as good as an amp from my experience.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Is there a reason the massage joints shouldn't be able to raise their prices?

In defense of my people, I have to ask, when you hit up the supermarket and the price of your Wheaties has gone up, do you b*tch to the manager?

I have to laugh at the guys who will pay $4.00 plus for a gallon of gas but will try to beat down the Koreans when they ask for a pay hike. Their expenses are going up too.

I swear to God, most of you guys act like the K-girls are sub-human or something.

 

[Michelle G]

This is the last time I will waste fuel on you Last Legend, it costs too much.

Flaming is low, but somebody has to do it; furthermore it makes my jar headed fat ass feel good. It does not boost my ego or give me credibility. Going to DC RT’s and fucking 3 girls multiple times until sun up with some of the coolest guys on this board does and it comforts my dick not my soul, which has been lost for decades.

I bet you felt dumber when you got up this morning. You are probably a legend in your own mind.

You drew first blood with Sleazebum and let the games begin.
What is that noise? Fried sorry ass newbie.

Load

Lock

Fire in the hole

Oh yeah the purpose of the board, this is intel Last Legend I banged Natalie Foxx again today and her pussy was sweet as butter. 36DD and a lot of fun $$/hr $.5/hhr. http://www.nataliefoxx.biz/

Just doing my part

Big Red

 

[Rissa C]

I noticed our place south of the border is advertising again, so I swung around. I called first, no answer, but I decided to check it out. I rang the bell and was let in by the beautiful Mamasan. They are still remodeling and will be open next Tuesday.

 

[Dodger]

Today, I made my first trip ever to a place that has gotten a lot of press lately and I asked for hottest dish on the menu (I RTFF). Gave mamsan house and started to get ready. Then in walks my new girlfriend, very nice. She goes over to the wooden nightstand and the drawer face falls off. WTF was she doin. She seems real worried about getting it back on and probably spent a couple of min trying while I finished getting un dressed. She is unsuccessful and then says she is going to check on the shower. Of course I know I can fix the damn thing, so I did. She comes back and has a big smile and gives me a big hug (things starting off on the right foot! ). She said the water was not ready yet so we lay down and did some light mutual petting (wow, I can get use to this! ). After a few min, off to the TS.

TS was pretty good. Full lather everywhere, then light rub down, then lots of splashes. On the flip, same thing, although when she washed my tool, I looked down and told her that feels good. Got an extra long rub (good start getting better). After getting nice and clean, back to the room.

A little more drying then a little BBBJ (but not really, just kinda of licking and kissing). She says lay down, back in a min. I take this opportunity to lay out the tip on the "now fixed" wooden nightstand. She comes back in, sees it, sets down some kind of bottle (assume it is lube, although I did not see her use it), the immediately strips and starts giving me a massage in the buff (Cool, I like that too). Pretty good massage, not too heavy, right amount of time. A lot of kissing and she switches to the light massage, then she asks me to flip. I made my usual offer to trade massages and she did not hesitate to lay down. So I gave her a nice back massage too, then told her to flip so I could massage the front too. Nice body and nice rack. I ask if she minds DATY and she is cool. Nice trimmed bush and she seemed to like it (things are going pretty good with my new girlfriend).

After enough DATY, she then sits up and I sit back on my heels so I can watch her give me a CBJ (damn, she had that cover in her mouth a long time). She is very good about pushing her hair back so I can see her bobbin away. Oh yeah, good CBJ too! After that, we start with the standing mish. I love watching my member playing hide and go seek! I flip her to a standing dog. Great ass. After me doing most of the action, I noticed that she was moving too, so I slowed down and eventually we ended up with her doing all the motion while I just stood there, I think she was getting into it (or pretending, but who cares anyways). I told her I wanted to finish, but she would have to ride on top, no problem. Started CG and it did not take much of that until it was over. She stayed on top for a little while and I felt her contracting on my now deflating member. We both laughed.

After she got off, she says "too much" and pointed to the cover, yeah, I guess it has been a while. She went off and returned with the usual hot towel and mouthwash. Lots of kisses and hugs goodbye and out the door I went. "Come back next week? ", definitely. Great body, cute, good massage, great service, and great attitude, will repeat, best I have had since. Well you know.

Later,

BT3

 

[filosfer]

Get the hint there Newbie?

RTFF!!!

 

[tui]

I give out phone numbers too.

I am a bastard aren't I... lemme just say that you're taking it a lot better than I thought you would. As for fucking newbies, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Unless it gets posted about first...