Melissa...Hot and Erotic in Laval......sexy_melissa29@hotmail.com

[Conway Twitty]

I too tried to book an appointment with Melissa... After exchanging a couple of emails she sent me her phone number and we had a nice chat on the phone. She sounded like she'd be a lot of fun.

None of the days/times I preferred worked for her and she finally gave me an appointment for 5pm on Friday. But before we finished our conversation, she asked please, could we possibly make it for 6 pm instead. No problem.

She did ask that I call her during the day of the appointment to confirm, and several times during the day I tried to reach her, only getting her voice mail. I left her my phone number and asked her to call me when she could and that I'd also keep trying. Pretty much the whole day went by without my reaching her or hearing from her. Finally I left my office in downtown Montreal in order to be in her area in time for the appointment. (Remember, this was Friday afternnoon, start of a long weekend, and traffic was horrible!) I left her another voice mail saying I'd be in the area in time and would she please call me.

Anyway, at about 5:15 pm she did finally call, only to tell me that she had to go to the post office (huh?) and that she couldn't see me at 6pm after all. She wanted to see me at 7pm instead.

I'd already sat in traffic just to make sure I'd be in her area in time, without making HER wait, so I was frustrated and unfortunately 7pm just didn't work for me (had other plans for 8 pm). So our meeting just didn't take place.

She might be really terrific (and from the reports here she is) and I'm certainly respectful of a mp's time and always make sure I am there in time for any appointment (otherwise I cancel WELL in advance), but it's frustrating that she doesn't appear to feel the same way towards her clients.

Because it's so out-of-the-way for me, I doubt very much if I'll try to schedule another meeting with her. If I regularly passed by her area, no problem, but I'm not about to take the chance of wasting another couple of hours (travel time there and back) in case she cancels/postpones again.

 

[califrniateach]

Based on the reviews, sounds like she is having problems balancing the influx of clients and her personal life.

I also don't think she expected to have so many clients after her review was posted on eforum.xxx

Hence, I suggest to ALL members that when a new gem is discovered and if you plan to review her on eforum.xxx, please be very specific and clear to her that this may cause her an influx in clients (if she offered a great service) and to be ready for that. I am sure many of you ask permissions before posting reviews of new places/girls.

Keep that in mind guys, y'all cool in my books!

Shutout to Bolt and the eforum.xxx crew

 

[susudio]

She told me that she received over 200 emails in the last couple of days! She is alone and work only part time from her house. She gives only 2 massages per day. She didn't expect and were not prepared for that kind of exposure. She's working alone, in her house, in a residential street so I really understand why she takes all those precautions with new clients. I guess you guys need to wait a bit before making an appointment with her. She wants to move her "office" somewhere else and might hires girls... to be continued...

 

[Morey000]

Hey Stallion....there is no website or pics... try to form a mental image of a gorgious 29 yr. old woman with tanned long legs, a very pretty face and a hot body doing things with your dick that you hve never experienced before as she talks dirty to you, with a very naughty grin on that pretty face as you fuck her with dildo as she sits on your chest . Got the picture?

Give her a calla nd let everyone know your experience...you won't regret it!
-Bolt

 

[BritneyHill]

Hey Stallion, did you go yet? what is your report?

 

[Qassem]

Hey TimD, sorry for your bad experience but she probably backed out because she got scared... There was something in the air and she plain backed out, well the saying does say "better safe then sorry" and she wasn't comfortable.

Yeah Yeah I can almost hear you thinking about you going far and then getting turned back, remember it was your choice to go out there. Anyway maybe the post office story was good and it just couldn't be.

When I meet up with her, mind you I've known her for some time, she can always manage an appointment, I guess you guy's found her just a few weeks now and everybody went crazy sending her not one but repeat emails and beleive me she doesn't usually respond when she gets bombed day after day by the same guy that keeps resending. Yeah I must admit from the ones she showed me no wonder she doesn't answer back, if a girl (regardless how good looking) were proposing stuff like that to me I'd block her out.

Keep your cool and don't go asking for extras, the info that she sends out is complete and covers all the services she provides if you think you'll get more don't even call her you are losing your time.

Well I guess I spilled more than my two cents......

 

[Pompal 09.]

I`ve waited a full 2 weeks before writing this review because my impressions ran so contrary to the many raves others had hurled her way, that I wanted to be sure that I wasn`t writing from a feeling of having been deceived. But CloClo tells it the way it is - you get exactly what is advertised, no more, no less! In any event, mine is a minority opinion, honest reporting and opinions based on my own personal experience.

Melissa`s routine if you take all her options, as I did, costs $160. The question is, is it worth it?

IMHO, her routine is a sterile exercise, totally in keeping with her claim to being a nurse. It has very little to do with massage, and even less with any meaningful erotic connection involving her body. It`s more like the visual stimulation of a porno coupled with a stripper`s grind - but with touching allowed everywhere except where it counts, in the Y. Part of the routine involves you masturbating her to orgasm with her dildo. But even here, digital activity cannot come any closer than several centimetres away from the Y. Forget about digital insertion! The finish involves her quite exceptional body being draped over yours in such a manner that digital activity around the Y is impossible.

So, what do you get for $160? A tall, well built, reasonably attractive (a better description is well-groomed) Quebecoise, anywhere from her late 20`s to late 30`s (it`s hard to tell because she`s in good shape), who gives a pornographic display of her assets, provides the grind of a stripper with even limited touching at the Y prohibited, and all delivered with the sterility you would expect from a nurse at work.

Is it worth $160? That`s for you to decide!

Kasp_ar

 

[Pompal 09.]

Thanks for the insightful massage.

I am sure you are spot on. Although it sounds like a nice view that is a bit high in price so I will pass.

She is the one that laughs last........

 

[Deke666]

Easy there Bolt! OK, so you are the one that started this thread and you made it pretty clear that you enjoyed your time with her, now if Kasp_ar didn't have as much fun and wants to write about it then it is his choice. I read his review and did not see anything disrespectful in it. Throughout this thread you've been pushing for Melissa almost acting like some type of agent for her and now you jumping all over Kasp_ar b/c of his "negative" review (it really wasn't that bad, all he said was: is she really worth 160$). It makes you look like a shill for Melissa. Just a friendly peace of advice buddy: if you really want to help her and you are not in fact a shill, take it easy and town it down a bit.

 

[Gerald J]

I agree with MG_Mtl

Bolt, you're a great guy with great reviews...I give you mad props for that

On the other hand, Kasp_ar made a respectable review of Melissa and what he felt...take it easy bro

Mad shut out to my eforum.xxx crew

 

[shadow95340]

great review (I see nothing wrong with this review..seems very truthful, and confirmed my GUT FEELING about this MP). Thanks Kaspar!

 

[========]

Guy's I don't really understand why some of you get all rilled up over a review, many girls out there and very different, same applies for the guys and everybody should respect that.. What I like the next guy will most likely critisize saying that "he" knows better, yeah heard that one more than once. At the risk of repeating myself many guy's out there can't pick up through the regular channels so they pay for the service...

Sorry but these few people screw up for the rest of us because for them paying means no boundaries, even though the girl is straight forward and lays the rules out and is clear on her restrictions there is always the asshole out there that thinks that once "he" is excited that the girl will go all the way. If you are looking for a cheap FS with all the trimmings go for it but I don't want you drinking out of my glass... I think some guy's really don't know the difference between and MP and an SP. Yeah pretty stupid indeed if in the first place he can't read when the girls sends her restrictions and goes deaf when he talks to her prior the meet.

My feel is that when there is a review here good or bad it should always be taken with a grain of salt, if it is real bad one of the crew will take care of removing the thread.

And never forget that when it is to good to be true it usually "ain't".

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hello everyone

Long time reader first time poster. So I hope you are all patient with me,

This review is long overdue (for a lack of time and other reasons so I will do only a short review) but after I saw the whole debate I thought I will but in my 2 cents,

I go often for massages and after I saw the review of bolt I decided that I have to check this one out.

So I send her 1 email then got a reply other email got the number and agreed on a visit 2 days later (remember this was right after bolt posted for the first time she did not hat yet all theses new clients)

What should I tell you guys? Bolt is correct 100%.when this girl opened the door for me my heart rate went beating fast. The rest I won’t repeat the whole think everybody who went there knows. The strip tease…the massage …the dildo e.c.t.(which was BTW terrific)

What I want to focus on is attitude. Attitude is number 1 for me. The way her attitude is. The love she has for what she is doing the passion she has when she holds on Mr. Happy (and the groin area).

I went to a lot of MP’s even tough they give you a good service. Good massage. Good finish. (The one’s who give) very few of their attitudes come close to the one of lovely Melissa.

No 2 she has an absolute gorgeous body and ass. Yes she does not allow fingering her but it is clearly stated before hand.

All considered she gives you a great service. and mind-boggling finish. Super attitude. Great looks. What else can you ask for in a MASSAGE?

 

[JGV]

I sense serious shilling going on in this thread.

 

[Vonnie]

DAK do not get me wrong.

I have no problem with people expressing opinions. That’s why this board is here for.

I was just expressing my own opinion. I visit her twice already and it was both times a great experience.

As for Kasp_ar I do not have a problem that he thought that it’s not worth the money that’s his opinion and I respect it. BTW he did not complain on the service or on the massage. Just saying it’s not worth the money.

 

[Guardian angel]

Without being downright insulting and risk a suspension for breaching the Posting Guidelines, don`t you think my describing her routine as having "very little to do with massage" is a complaint not only about her non-existent massage skills, but also about it having nothing to do with anything that fits the definition of massage? DAK got it just right: what Melissa offers is a choreographed pornographic show which some might find erotic. I questioned whether the show was worth the price of admission.

Kasp_ar

 

[BitterBlue]

Bolt upright,

Posting Guidelines,

2) Forbidden Activities:

iii) Personal attacks on others, flames, fights, name-calling, etc...
iv) Lack of respect to either client, escort or other board members.

Bolt upright, others who have seen this MP have given their own opinion, as it is their right. You may not agree with it, but that is no reason to continue with all the insults and name calling. Such actions will lead others to believe you have more than just a Client/MP relationship with this individual, resulting in what would be perceived as a tainted review.

This thread will be closed, cleaned up, and re-opened. Hopefully we can continue the reviews like mature adults.

You are also suspended for 3 days.

M5

 

[Lulu]

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Mom Bolt always said if you ca't say something nice about someone...don't say anything at all.......If I have offended anyone or cause hurt feeling or used less than polite names or questioned your linage unjustly...I appologize.
-Bolt

 

[Another Censored Enigma]

Hey Montrealboy,
I agree with you 100% and my dick agrees 150%.
I saw her last week and she is sweet, sexy, horny and knows what to do to hold you hard for 30 minutes until she is ready fior you to explode.
you are right she has an absolutely beautiful body and a great ass, the dildo show did its magic on mee tooooooo.

 

[Samina M]

Carl Jr,
How much did this show cost you?