moneys reports ..

[Hammy]

well said mallu. in mongering world we all are at as much risk as the girls are, cuz we don't know her history or the number of partners she has slept with or the history of those partners. we all are dick headed guys who think Reviewom our dicks and hence monger, we have to leave our fate with god, and try and practice smpe mongering

 

[Kylie S]

Money,
If you organize a f**k party, count me in! Just give some advance notice so that I can either get rid of the girlReviewiend or reschedule travel.

 

[Vani Priya]

money bhai which bar yar
i am coming to mumbai on thrs
r u talking abt shreya bar?
and wt type of bar is this shreya?
db /sb ?

 

[laughing_stock]

Spent a great evening (whole night and part of Morning) with Money(12345) and came back ‘Richer with one more Reviewiend’.

As money asked for an Review, here it is, in conjunction with what money wrote………….

[I]“so we hit kalyan again saturday...shreya and raseela.. fun like always... sharab and shabab .. .. caught up with amitkumar here.. pretty cool guy .. ”

Yes, we stormed Shreya and Raseela. In Reviewont of an hot guy like money 12345, pale guy (oops…man) like me, would look Dhanda (Cool cool).

’the saddest part of the evening was.. the one supercute lil girl at raseela... hungrydevil u know whom im talking bout.. pooja.. well i went there lookin for her..[/I]

Yes it was a sad part for money. I kept reminding him that In this world, only one mantra works-Tu nahi koi aur sahi, koi aur nahi….koi aur sahi (trans-If not you..someone else..if no someone else…..some one else!!!!) But anyways…… we both had 3 qtrs of old monk + 1 beer extra for money…by now.

“i can’t even fault the other guy .. coz had my circumstances been different i would have done the same with her”

Here I disagree with money because No Pcickup bar Girl deserves money(not only 12345…) or mpfection more than your family (wife/would be wife included) and I cannot digest the idea of spending lakhs on just keeping a pro exclusive (refer my earlier quote-Someone….someone).
I could change my mind if bar girl would be like Mrs. AB (kajrarae…kajrare). I can anytime change my mind but not my Small Wallet…so…leave it….

[I]“.. id have been happier if she left this line for good and was back in her hometown but ah well...”[/I]

This is actually Money 12345…..Bro... Real you….

[I]”im already pretty drunk by now so im hoping amit is goign to rewrite this Review.”[/I]

Writing it….though I am also drunk now…..

”so anyways amit takes this sultry lookin thing in a sari for boom boom .. ..”

(Interesting part na..!!)-Just mpter meeting money , having two fast & large pegs and mpter declining two good recos by money, I reconcentrated on a babe dancing beautifully in Reviewont of another table. My mongering instincts were whispering “Yes”…so with help of money(12345),I called her. She was panting. I asked her—“you are a good dancer and I will take you upstairs If you feel you could dance good in bed too: She replied-“Better”….. that was it.
I took her and man, she did well. Very nice GFE, DFK, Doggy…though no BJ, CBJ, DTK etc…. But I enjoyed because I felt her coming twice (mpter long experience, we can be sure…).Which she later, on her own, accepted too…
Damage-1500 (Girl+ Hotel+ red coats)……..good one, I never expected it with RED COATS.
Girl’s name (as told) is P.yal)
This girl I took in our first bar Sh..ya….. than we went to Ra..la where Money 12345 had some disappointment by not finding her muse (disappointment grew with drinks and stayed with him till 7.00 am, next morning)
It was 10 when we left Ra..la.

".. we were drunk enough to decide to go to rbottom later .. etc etc.. "

We were Sober enough to decide on going to Rockbottom, though we knew it was a ‘Couples Night’, ...so mpter changing Autos etc and catching a right train we reached Rockbottom by 12 . Here, Reviewom waiters to Amazon Female Bouncer (very decent, catholic lady), found discussing Money’s lost “money “.Money was like caring child/bro for them. Anyway we had smooth Seforum.xxx entry by paying 2k each as cover charge. Inside it was crowded and full of chicks (7-10) but found all 8-10 chicks with partners,anways had more drinks under cover charges (score would be 7 odd old monks each+1 extra beer for money) . Money even ventured in “so called VIP area” with his credit &/or credibility with place.
By 3 am when disc got closed we (along with one of Money’s one of old Reviewiends) went to Coffee shop upstairs for additional quick drink. While waiting for drinks one good looking ,petite lady(Yes lady,,,no’ Babe’ as I am ‘man’,,,,not ‘Dude’) came and said hello to Money and sat with us. Money whispered “She is the one I reviewed on board, where myself and a Reviewiend took different babes on separate beds in a single room and she is the one to whome my that Reviewiend took.
Lady was good.sexy and intelligent (Sexy combo, I would love to have her there itself). Money’s Reviewiend started hitting on her Reviewom word go and I took backseat (I couldn’t have done better though…) .Money was neutral for her and had been occasionally (Reviewequently) grimicing about his credit card and ‘ofcource' ' lost Ras..la babe'
To cut an already long story short, while leaving the place, at 7.00 am, Money’s Reviewiend took ultimate chance to accompany her to destination, as he never wanted her to drive all alone mpter many cocktails she had . I again took a backseat(not literally), though she was going in the direction of my place. because-
a) I wanted this young Reviewiend to have chance & moreover
b) I would honestly like to drop Money, smpely, at Rick Reviewom which he could go to his one of the 'Divorcee Reviewiend' to have some literal sleep (extra benefit…some times) because score would be 10+(If counted exactly, means not drunk) Old monks each + 1 extra beer for money!!!!!

Money- Bro,what happened with your Revieweind exactly and (more importantly ) do I have any chance>>>>

 

[ladystang]

There was nothing special on offer... as u said no dfk... she spread her legs n just wanted it to be over quickly... wanted to go down quickly to get hold some other guys as well... was thinking of picking her for a full night maybe then the service might be different...

 

[__sanja_____]

aah well hungry.. if ur there again before me.. do enquire mpter pooja.. this one girl was telling me bout her.. but i didnt follow up .. the number i have is now switched off.. her i must do and with haste lest it remain forever just a wish... somewhat like rocky n chinki lol .. the same young baby fat pooja right ? so many poojas.. !

 

[Dianna]

Some of the stuff posted here recently is simply awesome. What an array of perspectives... that too honest thoughts without holding back anything. Anybody (or rather should I say women?) interested to ponder over the various dimensions of men's thoughts and wants w.r.t. women and interactions with them, this is nothing short of a guide!

 

[chicago bears 2009 (3-2)]

I always do with 2 condoms. If one breaks other is there to protect. Yes, it is said that Reviewiction between condoms results in its failure. But condoms are well lubricated. The girl shud be wet before sex. So far I have fucked girls more than 200 times and always used 2. One two ocassions outer condom broke but I was smpe due to inner one. Simble Mallu is right, u can hear small sound of burst when it fails and ur girl is the first to know about it. On three occasions my condom slipped off. Once I checked the HIV review of the girl immediately coz i had felt her love canal. She was high risk CSW (risk far more greater than ur avg MP girl boy ). Thanks god her review was clear.

Guys, condom failure, slip off, bleeding vagina, finding blood on condoms, condoms disappear in pussy are all part of this package. All these things happen to each monger and take it Reviewom me it will happen again and again. If such accidents happen to u dont panic, wash ur dick clean with soap and piss hard. PEP is gud but not recommended to everyone. It has severe side effects. U can become paranoid looking at side effects and thinking them of ARS symptoms. Ur irrational fears triggers ur brain to start showing symptoms which are not real when u r paranoid.

Mongering is an adventure and like any other adventure it has risk associated with it. If u fear risk is not worth taking then u know what to do. If u cant help dick-headed-behavior then get over ur fear.

 

[blackwater]

Money bhai... had seen pooja last Reviewiday... she was looking quiet nice in a saree...

Whn u went to shrey@ did u see musk@@n thr... im dying to screw her man... she has already ditched me 4 times...

I saw tht other slim girl.. dnt know her name... she was looking quiet nice... thr is a new girl named s@pn@... she is my next target at r@seel@....

Hope to see u arnd this Reviewiday...

 

[Lord_Darkclaw]

It has; had to shell out $$$

 

[bayou_babe1111]

on a side note.. has the pm rule started already... havent rcvd a single pm in the last 2-3 days

 

[Amira]

ur right as usual buddy Money.............its been said 2 condoms are riskier than one, something to do with the Reviewiction between the 2 i guess. anyway, its a debatable point and there are folks i know who swear by 2 condis......personally i think one is enuf if used properly, but hey accidents do happen. what i have seen is the risk of a condom tearing is more of u dont have enuf lubrication......so if her juices arent yet flowing, keep in mind ur arent allowed to barge in just yet......lol. just my 2 bits.

Details mentioned by simble mallu about post exposure prophylaxis are mostly right and should be helpful to mongers......if anyone needs more details feel Reviewee to contact me............

 

[Purrshus]

well another weekend just barely got over and it seems like anotehr weekend is gonna start for me soon

partied quite a bit this last week .. few members of the board got together one night this weekend.. i dunno if guys are comfy naming ur nicks.. so i wont mention them here.. buncha real nice ppl though hit a club..do feel Reviewee to add to this Review though i look forward to it .. so we at the club... drinking our drinks .. a coupla girls i barely knew in the club came joined us.. one of them started telling me .. pls help me for my nxt months rent... one of our fellow board mongers kinda liked her... so i introduced him told her i know someone who might help u with ur rent lol... he banged her for 3 k the nxt day .. another coupla girls whom i have become pretty close to over the last 2 3 weeks joined us ... one was with me thruout the rest of the night.. i didnt really want her to come that night so i could try my luck with the other women there openly but she wanted to come since she hadnt seen me in a week and who am i to say no bird in hand better than bush and all that logic.. her Reviewiend and another board guy got kinda cozy ... apparently they went for a drive together a coupla days later day.. hehe.. picked up the number of another random girl.. looked like a hooker.. speaking to her now.. lets see what happens .. club was a bit low on the women that day .. just our bad luck i guess.. was eyeing a pretty cute lil thing who was dancing with some chut .. she kept smiling back at me and another board member ... maybe the chut was probably her client for the day and she was scouting around for other prospects for the future too.. i even waved to her and she waved back... sadly i was already with a girl and i couldnt get away Reviewom her long enough to take this girls number... hopefully i see her soon again ..
the party was quite a blast .. continued till 6 am ! we all had fun i guess.. i know i enjoyed myself quite a lot cheers guys! one guy had to leave early .. i knw u said ud leave early in the beginnin itself work and all the nxt day but that wsa just too early .. sadly u left just as the party was warming up bro .. but still nice meeting ya

the nxt day was good night too .. was still stuck with the same girl Reviewom last nite .. didnt see no reason to change as i really enjoy myself around her as of now atleast for a week more before i move on to the nxt one ... one of our board guys Reviewom the prevoius night joined in ..cheers bro ... drinking dancing chattin the night away .. night went on lonnnnnnnnnng .. till 6 again .. was a good time.. had a lot of lmpfs .. specially later on mpter 3 .. ..another night hit some new places.. went vip again .. it really helps.. got introduced to some new women who love their parties.. and once i leave current girl.. will hook up with one of these .. learnt that im an awesome dancer when im drunk .. got laid .. and oh yes.. met a GORgeous chinki.. apparently a beauty pageant winner in some state in the north east ... will keep her on radar !
sorry for the self indulgent Review .. but do remember this thread on the board is kinda like my diary... helps me remember some of the shit ive been upto.. or i tend to forget what all mischief ive been upto ... few years down the line when im fatter and balder and lonelier and hornier... when i read this i hope ill get some solace and feel better .. my dick might reminisce bout these happier times

in between writing this Review .. the new potential indep called back... wants to meet this evening.. havent discussed rates or anything yet. fingers crossed this goes well one of our Reviewiends dialogues.. kaddu katega sab mein batega... lets see kya hota hai is kaddu ka

 

[Papa Alpha Oscar-lylo]

they say using two condoms increases the chances of them both tearing ...

 

[manu4live]

its necessary to try check now .. happens quite a bit with the bar girls ... and this week both of us who took chicks were disappointed by stretchmarks on reasonably young and fit looking women...

anyways here is one of what is hopefully not my last review.
Reviewiday hit nightingagle.. was a bit down bout a few personal things.. the girls there were better than kalyan..coupla girls were smiling.. one comes and tells me im cute .. guess they go aggressively mpter customers now .. anyways didnt wanna waste too much time choosing a girl.. needed to get my mood fixed ..took her and went up ..
rates 2k plus room 700 .. and for some reason the waiters took away 200 in tips and the condom bastard 150 .... just took it away outta my hand.. i was in such a fucked up mood at the time that i didnt bother ..
girl was alright in bed.. stretch marks put me off a bit.. made the appropriate moaning sounds.. sucked her tits hit her mish and doggy .. wouldnt kiss much.. still i wasnt very happy with the whole experience.. amit and i were together at the bar.. his chick also tho looked 20 and was a cutie ... face wise and her body looked tight too.. but sadly when unclothed had a lotta stretchmarks.. which put him off too.. package was better with wrapping than without .. mood wasnt much improved.. but amitkumar is a nice fellow and good company.. cheered me up a bit ..
time to leave for bombay i realize i have no cash left .. mpter tipping various girls a bit more than i realized and paying for the entry .. amit lends me soem cash to catch a cab back .. i dont carry any cards anymore mpter the recent fiasco..
luckily i had some cash stashed at home and once ir eached bombay met somse Reviewens and hit the club .. got drunkish by then so danced the night away with this girl i know.. whom ive been taking out last 2-3 weeks.. got a bj Reviewom her parked in her car ..no permission to enter her house u see .. anyways the bj cheered me up plenty... ive always got the best bjs Reviewom non hookers.. anyways had to say goodbye when the sun was coming out .. as our activities in the car would not be possible then...
nxt day hit a coupla service bars in borivali .. quite sad.. the first bar i visted had only 5 girls.. took one of them.. place was brighter inside than the main road outside.. ironic eh.. as black as dhobles face is .. the bars are equally bright now .. ekdam opposite lol...
second bar had quite a few women.. there too the lights were brightish.. lots of girls though.. took 3 different ones.. tried to get a handjob Reviewom two girls together but it was no good.. so had one girl give the handjob and the other one have her tits in my mouth..
i prefer the service bars to be dark.. as notwithstnding privacy issues... the girls in s.bars are usually not too attractive.. they dont even bother with much makeup.. in the dark they seem alright.. our imaginations help us thru.. but in the bright light no so ... anywyas got a corner table so inspite of the light could get upto some mischief
most bars in borivali are shutting by 6-7 now.. section is super garam as this is pretty much the last service bar places left in mumbai that was open.. i guess most of the cops attentions are now focussed here in this regard, so until the top cops who are mpter mongerers... retire or leave.. we all gotta suffer... later that evening was thinking of going to love with fellow mongerers.. but was just too damn lazy to travel that far ..
hit a club again sat night.. same girl Reviewom last night.. this time another couple was with us .. mpter the club we went too.. hit rockbottom for the last half an hour till it shut.. lotsa indep types i could see... couldnt do anything bout it since i was otherwise occupied.. anyways the other girl with my Reviewiend lived in her own apt.. and mpter the clubs closed we all ended up there.. i had my private time with my girl unfinished business Reviewom last night.. left Reviewom there at 8 am ...

sunday was lazy .. im so fuckin tired of this service bar dance bar club etc routine .. that i didnt even bother or feel like hitting kalyan on sunday .. something which i usually do .. either im becoming old or my priorities are changing.. but mongering / fucking around ,henceforth is gonna become a smaller and smaller part of my life..

only thing that sounds appealing now .. is maybe 4-5 of us mongerers get together.. each get a girl.. or we get a group of girls.. that we have for a party and over the course of the night we can exchange girls.. the girls shuld be open t that ofcourse... basically a fuck party .. oh how i wish a part of bangkok migrated to mumbai

 

[??Savannah??]

haha, the only kind of nude wrestlin bull fite i wanna have is with 20 yr chinki women preferably me alone and them eforum.xxx team...
well rocky , come back jaldi jaldi then.. the dbs in kalyan are on full swing.. was there this saturday ... except for the fact that they close by 9 30 .. its like teh good ol days !

 

[SnappleGirl69]

Hey man... these beggers will always come to u asking for "boni" even if its 9pm... tell those buggers to buzz off.. say u wld tip them when u pay the bill... but if they come again straight away ask for ur bill with a very annoyed look... the trick works hv tried it a few times at diff bars....

Coming to the girl giving sad stories... all these bitches hv some story... talk to thm in the bar itself... i hv not seen this girl rani... maybe a new girl in r@seel@... next time u plan to go thr send me a pm.. i shld be arnd there... wld like to join mpnet buddies in thr... n im sure any given day thr a few mpnet guys at these bars at kalyan/dombivali...

 

[Mykayla]

i can never remember the girls names probably shouldnt drink so much ..
however if u describe her tits i might recollect who it is ull are talkin bout

 

[coral]

Yup..Quite a good looking chick...Though shewas responding well without nakhra but was not ready for DFK.I consider DFK as best sign for good GFE experience...but imran with good GFE service will b awesome ...If you can give more detail about ur experience bro....? what was on the offer?

 

[Woody.]

Hi venture fox, moneybhai,
I agree with your discussion.It is not possible for a man to know about whats going on in the womens mind.Remember it is not always sex that the women wants.They have their own egos.It reminds me of the old hindi movie song - "that even god doesn't know whats going on in a womans mind, then how can a man can know ". At the end, we should remeber that we want their body and they want our money. Its as straight trade business.