review time...
had a long long weekend.. started well.. and progressively got worse.. and ended total shit... anyways ive been having a pretty bad time last coupla weeks.. things getting stolen etc etc
Reviewiday met up with a coupla Reviewiends Reviewom the board in kalyan.... both pretty cool guys.. and one of them was hitting kalyan for the very first time, heez a pretty nice guy and he said he enjoyed the kalyan bars quite a bit ! .. bars were fun as usual.. later hit club escape had its fair share of chicks ... but in about half an hour of our reaching there most of them disappeared... im guessing booked and ticketed outta there
.. rockbottom later.. but that was a bit of a let down ... the way i see it .. escape on Reviewidays .. and rockbottom for saturday and sundays...
saturday was a bit of a letdown .. a bunch of us were plannin to book a hotel .. the hotel was supposed to provide the girls... ive experienced it once.. was quite awesome... was with a diff bunch of ppl then .. and just paid them 5 k as my share... anyways call the guys up .. the quote 8 k for 3 hours and 15 k for the night per girl.. now that seemed pretty ridiculous for 4 guys .. we would end up spending way more than justified... so started tehalternate plansfor d day ... so we decided to can that and hit navalkars.. and congress house... few of us Reviewom the board... saw what was an excuse for a mujra in congress house.. we tried to find out if there were any hookers operating Reviewom within congress house.. but i guess if tis happenin its pretty clandestine.. while walking out .. we crossed another mujra joint.. and rockyinstinct and i were absolutely floored by a coupla hotties there.. believe u me.. they were 10 outta 10s as far as girls go... like cream o the crop Reviewom the heydey of dance bars in mumbai.. im talking spacegarden and lp .. anywho we figured lets get a mujra dance outta them... we walk in .. the girl rocky liked was having her dinner now .. so we wait there for her to finish.. in the meanwhile the other girls there were being quite chatty and we were busy teasing them.. they dont do no hooking apparently.. just dancing..
.. so heres the interesting part.. the dance is about to start when the girls get all scared.. one comes Reviewom outside and says turn on the lights etc etc.. the cops start entering congress house.. but we didnt really panic.. we just wore our shoes and walked out .... rocky n i .. cops saw us leaving but didnt say much.. apparently they were mpter some goon who bashed up a senior cop the previous nite... put him in icu.. anyways hit navalkars... got a decent looking thin young dark chick.. not very conventionally pretty but had that look about her... seductive .. took her .. as my Reviewiend rocky likes to say .. she sucked my dick like a lollipop .. however one fuckin irritating thing she would do is every two minutes she would wipe my dick clean again with tissue paper..saying namak lag raha hai namak lag raha hai .. aapka land leak ho raha hai .. agar nahi hota toh id have given u such a blowjob u would always remember me... this is mpter literally washing it with dettol for five minutes before we started the deed... bitch .. anywho top floor of navalkars is renovating .. adding more rooms.. and atleast on that night he had slightly better quality than vishnu.. saturday nights are always tricky.. lots of the best girls are already booked.. later mpter sayin bye to the boys Reviewom the board.. hit the club again.. stayed dere till 6 am.. still drinking at the coffee shop with some buddies... there were lots of hotties there on saturday .. infact a Reviewiend of mine met two of them.. reallllllllllly nice looking... tells me they are dancebar girls Reviewom andheri east.. and the Revieweelance in the clubs... customers take them out partying.. ah well.. i was impressed.. couldve walked in anywhere with those girls.. and they were dressed pretttty good.. so some of u guys who Reviewequent these bars... instead of asking these girls for a fuck straight u could always tell them u wanna take them out for a drive.. or for a club .. etc.. and if they agree to come out.. u never know what may happen
so we come to sunday .. slept for most of the day
hit a service bar in andheri .. which was pretty avg.. clandestinely open and only for known customers.. then hit borivali.. lots of the oldies Reviewom goregaon trisha n sneha were there.. priya muskaan etc.. dem girls remembered me.. kept pulling my cheeks whenever they walked by .. they had a coupla new farmReviewesh chicks.. had both of them together at the bar... quite a nice time
later hit wtf .. a non mongering bar.. and incidentally bumped into a coupla mongerers Reviewom this board there.. with quite nice gfs of there own
small world.. hit a mongerers favorite club rockbottom later.. met a chinki there... apparently i had tried to hit on heron Reviewiday .. and she was in a group with a girl i knew.. she did smile at me Reviewiday .. and i did try to dance with her a little.. but apparnetly i came across as too drunk .. which i was at the time.. and i dont really remember much Reviewom that ngiht anwyays.. so sunday she smiles at me .. and im like aahaa
danced quite a bit of the night away with her .. and she drank quite a lot of my wallet away .. but as the night came to a close.. another chinki Reviewiend of hers whisked her away sayin that she is too drunk too drunk.. ah well.. me being the gentelman her go.. but all those drinks turned out to be counterproductive.. khaaya peeya kuch nahi .. bill aya baarana
this night too ended at 8 am .. but sadly did not invovle any sex... monday was spent in the arms of this lady i know 34ish .. who is recently divorced.. who seems to like my company and who wines and dines whenever i go to her place.. cooks me all sorta nice food and then lays me later.. and i usually leave in the morning .. not too many strings attached..
today was horrible.. by the time i reached kalyan it was 9 pm.. got late with work n stuff... hit the lodge i go too which is open mpter all the bars close... theyve changed all the girls./.. all new ones.. the one i pick... sucks at a bj.. even tho it was with a condom.. they are kinda pointless anyways.. and then when it came time to fuck her she says aapka paani gir gaya and starts acting funny .. i tell her to fuck off .. and tell the provider that he should expect no more business Reviewom me in the future...
hit another lodge next door.. and the girl dere is another starfish... so bad bad luck... duno whats happening .. no place stays teh same i guess
have had some awesome girls at that lodge.. and now all i got was a shit experience..
btw we hit sphinx bar in springs.. used to have the prettiest girls of all those bars.... but now had the most average bunch of bar girls ... nightcity apparently is the place to be... we had hit that too on saturday.. asked a girl full night .. she quoted 7 k... while i was thinking.. and she leaning towards me .. had her hair all over my face.. and she nearly shoved her boobs right in my face.. as a lil taste of whats to come...
i told her u girls all talk ...but when in bed ull just lie dead... she said ull love my service.. aur blowjob chorke aap kissi bhi baat mein disaapoint nahi honge.. anywho no bj whast the point eh .. tipped her a hundred and asked her to think bout it.... she didnt
all in all screwed 4 girls over the last 4 days.. but only the Reviewee one was truly fun .. :/