firstly - the one thing I do not miss about 'back home' is nightclubs that think they are high class joints. So i am gonna have a rant...
1) fvck any sort of dress code or door policy - it was so refreshing to come here and go out anywhere you like without some neanderthal telling you "jeans are allowed but yours are too blue" or "those look like trainers to me" or "shirt needs a proper collar"
2) high end joints get off on having a big queue of punters waiting to get in to their 'exclusive' establishment....fvck that.
3) Paying to get in with no drink offers (Don't mind paying to see a good DJ but not just to get in a place).
4) Queing at the bar for 20 minutes to buy an overpriced drink. The real queue in these places is in the toilets of course where it looks like it has been snowing
5) No FLs. How exactly are they going to determine this anyway? They will be there....just better dressed and more expensive and probably Russian
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6) All attitude no atmosphere. As LiL and others pointed out - up-to-date DJs playing to people who like good dance music is worth a thousand places where everyone stands around posing with their bottles of 'Crystal'.
I welcome new choices but remember too many bad things from high-calibre clubs. They were always empty a few months later when a newer more exclusive club opened down the road. Then all the pretentions were lost and they were begging to get you in handing out phtocopied flyers with free drink tokens. LOL