Sorry to disappoint guys ;-) hopefully ass smacking is a service offered only by the Imps and not myself. I apologise for failing to introduce myself to the board but I was distracted trying to reach Raw these last few days.
Anyway, I am Cerberus, keeper of the Devils Den. Hopefully when I have had time to read myself into the forum I will try to contribute, in however small a way that may be.
In the meantime, Hi all.